Entry #100
Friday, June 10, 2005
That’s right, haters...the 100th post! Triple didgets suckas. We can’t
be stopped because we have no life!
So, is there anything worse than driving home from a New York City gig
at 2:00 in the morning to find out that the turnpike is completely shut
down at Exit 4 with traffic at a standstill for no apparent
reason....and they still charge you the toll! Well, maybe picking up a
refreshing bottle of Ice Tea only to find out that a certain someone
filled the bottle with his own home brew. Ahh, the little joys of life
on the rock-n-roll highway. And if you run into JP this weekend, make sure he’s washed his hands before
you high-5 him, bro.
Speaking of life on the road, here’s how we get down!
So, this weeks Mighty Top Five comes from Mr. Fantastic himself -
that’s right, ladies, the man you left your heart in San Francisco for,
the one and only Ry-Ry!
Ry-Ry’s Top Five Things More Exciting Than the 100th Post on
mightyjoecastro.com!
1.Watching Dave Letterman’s Top 10 how many times
have you sat thru this and all you can barely muster is a semi-forced
“ha” for one or maybe 2 of the comments? At least it’s not as corny as
the 100th posting at mightyjoecastro.com!
2. Trying to post a clever comment on a friend’s
myspace page -- I mean, trying to format computational biology data in
Excel, whilst trying to block out coworkers in your cube farm talking
way too loud to each other in Chinese, on the phone, no less, to
someone right on the other side of the cube wall, about who the hell
knows what. It’s an added bonus hearing said coworker sounding like
she’s being gagged to death every time she coughs! No shit! I mean, No
Hits! And stop trying to bum Cheetos off me, get your own bag, beeotch!
Gimme a break, I’m trying to (not) work here!
3. Walking down Haight St. in SF on your way to spend
half your paycheck on records at Amoeba? Tired of
hippygutterpunkdreadlock-mohawkscuzbuckets offering you “kind buds” or
“doses” or asking for money so they can feed themselves and their
mangy, flea-ridden, hemp necklace-wearing mutt dog? Try counting the
number of steps between each offender, you will be amazed at the
results. If anything, it beats reading your own stupid Top 5 on the
100th Posting Anniversary Edition of www.mightyjoecastro.com!
4. Watching the Situation play their hearts out to a
nearly empty bar on Mother’s Day in San Francisco. It almost brought me
to tears. No wait, that was from the spicy dipping sauce that came with
my order of fries. True, dat.
5.. Driving from LA to SF on desolate Highway 5,
playing in front of 5 friends in an empty bar, and driving back to LA
the same night on the same godforsaken bore of a highway and arriving
in LA after sunrise. On second thought, maybe I’d rather read the 100th
post on www.mightyjoecastro.com!
Thanks, Ry-Ry. Hopefully, our paths will cross again really soon, man.
Best of luck with everything!
Have a great weekend everybody. And, remember, if you're in Philly, The
Situation is playing an early show at the Manhattan Room Saturday
night. 7:00 p.m. sharp. Hope to see there!
Entry #99
Thursday, June 9, 2005
People must think I’m some kind of sadist or something because everyone
keeps forwarding me this story about a surfer who got bit by some shark
in Jersey. Look, when I refer to “the shark” in this column, I usually
mean The Situation’s manager. And while we’re at it, the walrus was
Paul. And the chick from The Crying
Game is really a dude, bro.
Personally, I just don’t understand songwriters who sit around all day
listening to their own music. To me, it’s like watching yourself in the
mirror while you masturbate. Whatever turns you on, I guess.
Speaking of turn-ons, Master Nick P, in his never-ending quest for
dominance on the male modeling circuit, needs you to rate his myspace photo! Down tiger, down!
Anyway, gotta run. We’re getting ready to leave for Manhattan and we
still have to fight over who sits where in the van.
Entry #98
Wednesday, June 8, 2005
I got my iPod lawsuit claim form in the mail
yesterday which means I’ll soon be $50 closer to getting a brand new one
with a working monitor. Dig it - it’s time to stick it to the man, bro.
We watched “Beyond the Sea” last night and I have to admit that
I really liked it. It was great to see a film about a musician who wasn’t
a complete asshole for once. Of course, my track record is pretty biased
as I also loved “La Bamba”.
“Rockstar”, however, with your boy Marky Mark, was
a complete waste of time. Yeah, I said it.
Speaking of rock movies, I just found out that the Nexus Foundation in Philly is showing the ultra rare Rolling Stone’s tour film, “Cocksucker Blues” this Friday night. Definitely a rare treat if you’re a fan of the “Mick Taylor era" Stones.
Entry #97
Tuesday, June 7, 2005
Let’s not waste each other’s time and, for once, be honest with each
other. I have nothing of any value whatsoever to contribute to this
site today. So instead, I’ll show you this - the modern version of the
ball and chain. Remember, kids - trust and honesty
are the foundations of any successful relationship.
Entry #96
Monday, June 6, 2005
Today is 6/6/5, which means next year will be 6/6/6. If you’re one of
those paranoid apocalyptic types who got spooked out around Y2K, it may
be time to renew your lease on that bomb shelter and start stocking up
on canned kosher goods.
This weekend, we were lucky enough to score tickets to see Spirit It’s
basically a Native American dance, music and multimedia extravaganza in
a giant tent at Lemon Hill, Fairmount Park, Philadelphia. It’s well
done and definitely worth your time. After all, we stole their land.
It’s the least you can do.
Did you know that there’s now pool seating at the Reading Phillies
stadium? Neither did I until I saw it for myself this past weekend.
Pimp my baseball game, indeed.
The Situation has a few shows coming up this week. Here’s the info:
Thursday June 9th
Rothko in NYC
116 Suffolk St (corner of Rivington)
w/ Trouble
Hubble and Kite Operations
Saturday, June 11th
The
Manhattan Room
w/ Rob Montejo& Soft
Special Matinee show - 6:00 - 10:00pm
Entry
#96
Friday, June 3, 2005
Let’s be honest, crepes
are nothing more than the burritos of the bourgeoisie.
And, just in case you missed it the first few times, no - this is not
a blog. It’s more like an inside joke that neither of us really gets.
So, let’s get down to business: this weeks Mighty Top Five comes from
former Young Vulgarian’s frontman turned Kung Fu disciple (and soon to
be published author), Mr.
Jason C.
Jason C’s Top Five Opening Lines From A Novel
1. William Vollmann's WHORES FOR GLORIA -- We all know the story
of the whore who, finding her China white to be less and less reliable
a friend no matter how much of it she injected into her arm, recalled
in desperation the phrase "shooting the shit," and so filled the needle
with her own watery excrement and pumped it in, producing magnificent
abscesses.
Comment: This sentence is most of the book's first chapter... and really...
how much more does a chapter REALLY NEED?
2. William Gaddis' JR -- Money...? in a voice that rustled.
Comment: A personal favorite from the most difficult and brilliant and
never-read book to ever win the National Book Award... more or less a
gigantic collage of voices yammering idiotically about finances.
3. James Joyce's FINNEGAN'S WAKE -- riverrun, past Eve and Adam's,
from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of
recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.
Comment: one of the most famous and recognizable and PRETENTIOUS opening
lines in literature, this sentence takes off where the book's last sentence
abruptly stops, creating a circular fluidity (or "riverrun"). For many
readers, it's also the LAST line they'll read before slamming the book
shut in revulsion.
4. Lautreamont's MALDOROR -- May it please heaven that the reader,
emboldened and having for the time being become as fierce as what he is
reading, should, without being led astray, find his rugged and treacherous
way across the desolate swamps of these somber and poison-filled pages;
for, unless he brings to his reading a rigorous logic and a tautness of
mind equal at least to his wariness, the deadly emanations of this book
will dissolve his soul as water does sugar.
Comment: Can't get more
pompous and lugubrious than THAT, folks! Note the unfortunate translator's
awkward and hopeless attempt to convert contorted french grammatical acrobatics
into coherent english.
5. Vladmir Nabokov's PALE FIRE -- I was the shadow of the waxwing slain
/ By the false azure in the windowpane; / I was the smudge of ashen fluff
-- and I / Lived on, flew on, in the reflected sky.
Comment: this image
-- of a bird crashing into a window, its reflection rising as the bird
falls -- serves as a perfect model of the form of the book, which will
eventually go into great detail EXPLAINING this, its own opening line,
to you.
Thanks, Jason. I’m sure we’ll run into each other at Border’s, cafe au
lait’s in hand, sometime soon.
Dig it - Have a great weekend, everybody.
Entry #95
Thursday, June 2, 2005
Look, it takes a lot more than swapping spit with some one-night-in-town-happy-go-lucky long shoreman in New York City to get mentioned on this site! This isn’t E! Online after all.
I don’t know which is worse - the return of John J. Rambo in Rambo 4 or the latest installment in the saga of my beloved childhood hero Indiana Jones. The 80’s really are back, aren’t they?
Entry #94
Wednesday, June 1, 2005
Alright, all this excitement and talk about Live 8 is great and all, but let’s get down to what we all really want to see - Hear-N-Aid part 2!
If you happen to see The Shark lurking around town anytime soon, tell him to call The Situation. We miss him and are in need of some good managing. After all, that’s why you make the big bucks, right? And speaking of The Sitch, we’ll be playing two shows next week - one at Rothko in NYC on June 9th and the other in Philly at a special matinee show at The Manhattan Room on June 11th. Be sure to catch the band’s set before heading off to the big Making Time anniversary party that night.
I had the best food last night in Little Italy in Manhattan. Isn’t it great when a meal’s so tasty you wake up craving it the next morning? And I don’t care what anyone else says, New York still has the best pizza in the world.
Entry #93
Tuesday, May 31, 2005
So, Philly gets to host Live 8 and we get stuck with P. Diddy, Bon Jovi and the Dave Matthews Band? Is this sounds like more of a curse than a blessing and, once again, the city that loves you back gets the shaft. Whatever, I'm going to NYC that weekend.
Speaking on NYC, gotta run as I'm meeting Captain Chaos for an evening of fine dining and story swapping. I hope everyone had a good hoiday weekend. If you were lucky enough to see Andy Rourke over the weekend, let me know how it was.
Entry #92
Friday, May 27, 2005
DIg it - I keep hearing that Jason (formerly of the Young Vulgarians) is looking for me. If you happen to see him, please let him know that I no longer have his phone number so he should give me a call. Also, ask him if he really did quit his job to take up Kung Fu and if he’s really leaving the country to go to Africa with Peace Corps. And if he has that $300 they owe me.
Anyway, dig it - three day holiday weekends in the summer - you gotta love ‘em, right? Especially the Bar-B-Ques and all the good food. But what if you’re a vegetarian, you ask? Don’t worry, homeboy or homegirl - we’ve got you covered. This weeks Mighty Top Five comes from Philadelphia illustrator and the champion of all things chicken (uncooked, that is.) Becky Schmidt!
Becky Schmidt’s The Top 5 Vegetarian Sandwiches in Philadelphia.
Sandwiches are so great, but for people who don’t eat meat, a really tasty sandwich can be hard to find. Not any more! I’ve been out on the streets of Philly, searching out yummy meatless food in the convenient sandwich form. These 5 are so delicious, I would recommend them to all who appreciate the beauty of a well-crafted sandwich. Anyway, here’s a top five list that will make your mouth water (Presented in no particular order):
1 The Tofu Po Boy at Sunwishes (2027 Walnut Street 215.255.8408)
This sandwich is actually vegan and is very messy. It features spicy Cajun fried tofu along with fresh tomato slices, crispy lettuce and a creamy remoulade sauce all wrapped up in soft lavash bread. Unique and yum.
2 The Veggie Hoagie at Chickie’s Italian Deli (1014 Federal Street 215.462.8040 Mon-Sat 9-4)
Served cold, a fresh Sarcone’s roll is filled with roasted eggplant, sautéed greens, roasted red peppers and sharp provolone. Sooo good..
3 The Avocado and Havarti sandwich at Day By Day, Inc. (21st and Sansom 215.564.5540
I think this place is only open for lunch during the workweek. Otherwise, they do catering. And it’s a little tough to find because their logo it’s painted in very large script on the window - is so ugly (check website to see for yourself). It makes the restaurant look like some 1980’s day spa or something.. Anyway, they have a great sandwich with avocado, havarti cheese, tomato, crunchy sprouts and Dijon mayo on grain bread. Simple and delicious. Try it!
4. The Veggie Chicken Cheese Steak at Gourmet to Go (1408 South Street,On the lower level of Govindas restaurant 215.985.9303)
Served on your choice of whole wheat or white roll, delicious marinated seitan is cooked up with green peppers and either soy cheese or dairy cheese. Try it with the vegan mayo. Also, please note, don’t ask for onions, they don’t believe in them.
5. The Uncle Mike Sandwich at Tony Luke’s (39 E. Oregon Ave 215.551.5725 Mon-Thurs 6am-midnight, Fri-Sat 6am-2am)
South Philly at its best! I don’t know who Uncle Mike is, but I like his sandwich. Sweet & hot peppers, red gravy, fried onions and sautéed broccoli rabe on a hoagie roll try it with sharp provolone! If you call your order in, know exactly what you want, expect rude service and try not to be offended. Also, talk loudly on the phone. They have called me “Ducky” and “Bucky” more times than my real name. It’s worth yelling for.
That’s it. If I have left out a very delicious sandwich, please let me know so I can eat it.
Thanks, Bec! Anytime you want to treat me to one of those sandwhiches, I’m down!
Have a great weekend everybody.
Entry #91
Thursday, May 26, 2005
You can put all the marshmallow fluff you desire on a plain rice cake - smoother it, whatever, I don’t care - and it will still taste like the box your refrigerator came in. Another valuable lesson learned in the company lunchroom.
You know what, posting bulletins on myspace from work is sort of like the adult equivalent of passing notes in 5th period Social Studies. Just an observation.
Anyway, here’s your chance to play twenty questions with the dark lord himself. And no, unfortunately, I don’t mean Ozzy. Once again, James Earl Jones whores himself out.
Entry #90
Wednesday, May 25, 2005
All is quiet today on the eastern front...
Look, if you’re going to go crazy with redesigning your hot new myspace page then at least make it readable. No red text over colored pictures of what you looked like when you were sixteen please. Just an opinion - take it or leave it.
June 21st is going to be a wild day in the streets of Brotherly Love!
Entry #89
Tuesday, May 24, 2005
I’ve just been informed that the new issue of Tric Magazine (featuring a few record reviews by yours truly) just hit the streets so if you live in the Philadelphia/Delaware area be sure to pick up a copy. If you’re not blessed and live somewhere else, well, I’m sorry. Hopefully this issue should be online for you sometime soon.
Well, I don’t know about you, but if some guy calling himself “The Hammer” came looking for me after reading my MJC Top Five, talking about “it’s time to pay the piper” and “you can’t run from the Hammer when it’s coming down”, I’d be a little concerned - right Justin? The Mighty Top Five is no joke, believe me.
Entry #88
Monday, May 23, 2005
Unlike me, if you were lucky enough to score tickets to Gang of Four’s sold out TLA show this past Saturday, then you, my friend, were treated to a special, last minute solo set by Mr. Meme himself, Christopher Tucker. If you’re a witness, then please testify by letting me know what went down.
Apparently Porter Square is still in the house. Or at least that’s what the voices on the other end of the phone informed my groggy ears sometime last night in the early AM. There’s nothing like getting woken up by people you haven’t spoken to in 10 plus years. I’m glad you all are doing well and are still insomniacs.
I scored big at some yard sales this weekend, picking up a mint condition Panasonic Super 8mm movie camera for a whopping 50 cents! Throw in a hardback version of “Farewell to Arms” and a vintage copy of Monopoly (also in near mint condition) and you’ve got five bucks well spent, even if it was in Jersey!
Entry #87
Friday, May 20, 2005
Ask and you shall receive. Here are some long promised shots of the boys in the band at the Hotel Utah in San Francisco, courtesy of our good friend in California, Mr. Ryan. Hey, how’s that canolli I sent you?
Michigan residents beware! Apparently, 616 is REALLY the number of the beast!
Stop the presses (or printers) - it’s the return of the Mighty Top Five’s! This one comes from the former Queen of the Newark scene herself now keeper of The Secrets, Ms. Bullette.
Bullette’s Top Five Songs by the King (AKA Elvis) from the 1950’s.
I'm an Elvis Fan.
I love him through the ages - skinny, pompadoured, velvet shirted, caped, mutton-chopped, bedazzled, and bloated. I've been at the Graceland gates twice and touched the gold plated faucets in the Lisa Marie jet. I hold him up there with Frank Sinatra as the greatest vocal interpreter of the 20th century.
Did you see "Elvis by the Presleys"? I watched Lisa Marie and Priscilla speak of a man almost 30 years dead with love and regret and pride in their hearts and it put a tear in my eye. I'm not so keen on the films if you can call them that. I guess they're really "movies" - but I take a bit of comfort in that he was frustrated with them too.
so -
1. "That's Alright" - 1954 - Not even 2 minutes and the beginning of it all - Scotty Moore sockin' down the sound on guitar.
2. "Mystery Train" - 1955 - Any song that can inspire a director to put Tom Waits, Joe Strummer, Rufus Thomas, and Screamin' Jay Hawkins in a same titled film is genius.
3. "Peace in the Valley" - 1957 - a three-way tie with "Amazing Grace" and "I Believe" as my favorite Elvis gospel song. Elvis had 14 Grammy nominations but had his three wins for gospel recordings. I have a conflicted relationship with religious music but am drawn to the works of Nick Cave, 16 Horsepower, Blind Willie Jackson, Mahalia Jackson, Johnny Cash, etc., who all bring their faith to their music in different ways.
4. "Blue Christmas" - 1957 - Do you know how some radio stations change to all Christmas music after Halloween these days? Well I'd rather them change to all "Blue Christmas" and no commercials.
5. "Don't" - 1958 - a delicious Leiber and Stoller tune with excellent backing by the Jordanaires (complete with a baritone slide on the last note) - I sing this song a lot at home.
Bullette has left the blog.
Thanks Bullette. Once again, be sure to check out her debut new album, “The Secrets” available for free at www.bullette.net. Have a great weekend, everybody!
Entry #86
Thursday, May 19, 2005
I just bought a delicious canolli off a street vendor in Rittenhouse House Square Park. Sometimes, I just love Philadelphia.
Laz sent me this link today. I think he’s trying to tell me something. What - are my “chops” not good enough or something? If you’re looking for some Hot Licks, my friend, you better make sure you don’t get burned!
This band, more than all the others, really blew up the stage at the Cinco De Mayo party we played at in Los Angeles. I’m not even joking - they tore the house down!
Self portrait taken in Santa Monica with one of those Kodak disposable cameras. I love those things - the lens are so cheap that they always add a slight distortion to the images.
Here’s another photo of Los Angeles from my seat on US Airways Flight 7353
So, where are the live photos of us playing in California, you ask? I’m still waiting on those as well. Hopefully, people will send them along soon. Right, Ryan!
Entry #85
Wednesday, May 18, 2005
It always sucks to come home from a long trip to find out that friends and loved ones are going through some hard times or are having health problems. You know who you are and you know that I’ve got your back. I’m here if you need me.
Speaking of sucking, this SOB swears he can blast on some table-top Donkey Kong!
Forget what you heard, JP was definitely big pimpin’ in Santa Monica!
Kirpatrick and Laz - living large and ready for action as always.
More photos from are recent travels to come so stay tuned!
Entry #84
Tuesday, May 17, 2005
I spent my next to last day in Colorado skating the Littleton skatepark, which was a great little park and a lot of fun except for the fact that it’s directly behind Columbine High School, which served as a grim reminder of man’s inhumanity to man. Apparently, it’s the park all the kids ran to after being evacuated. People were still rocking the black trench coats though, which, let’s be honest, never looked that cool in the first place unless you were planning on flashing cars on the I-70.
Special thanks again to the security staff at the Denver airport who deemed it necessary to x-ray some film I shot during our tour because it was considered suspicious. How can a roll of undeveloped film be a threat onboard an airplane you ask? I have no idea. Regardless, that roll of 800 speed is pretty much ruined. We also played a fun game of 21 questions that included such gems as “Were you handling dynamite in the mountains of Colorado during your stay here” and “Have you ever work with dangerous chemicals?”
Anyway, it’s good to be back home. And, no, it shouldn’t take too long for this column to become boring again.
Entry #83
Saturday, May 14, 2005
That's right - we don't play any of that updates on Friday the 13th b.s. It's bad juju, you know.
You gotta love trampolines - does life get any better than this?
I'm getting ready to head back east! See everyone soon.
Entry #82
Thursday, May 12, 2005
Someone in LA gave me a lecture about performing onstage. She said that the singer is the frontman and the I shouldn't cross the imaginary line at the front of the stage which would put me in front of him. Look, lady, I'm not trying to hog the spotlight or anything, I'm just trying to engage the crowd and if they're not going to come to me, then I'm going to them. Isn't that what punk rock is all about?
A guy my brother and I know moved out to Colorado a few years ago without a job or anything. I just found out that he's now employed at his local bar as a "personality." He basically goes to the same watering hole he's been frequenting for the last two years only now he gets paid to drink and make jokes! If that's not the American dream, then please wake me up.
Anyway, we're off to Colorado Springs and the Garden of the Gods to hopefully get inspired or something.
Entry #81
Wednesday, May 11, 2005
True to form, I stepped off the plane in Denver to 80 degrees of clear skies and bright sunshine. Within 2 hours, the dark clouds rolled in, bringing with it the rain and wind. Since then, the temperature's been a balmy 45 degrees. But, hey, if you wanted the weather, you would watch the weather channel, right?
Just a reminder - if you're in Philly on Saturday night, The Situation's Christopher Tucker will be performing a solo acoustic show at the Khyber as his alter-ego, MEME. Look for a few brand new gems from the mouth and guitar of our resident songwriter. Of course, this all depends on whether or not he made it back from California. Last we heard, he was still enjoying the final night party that started the previous evening. He was nice enough to spring for a car service for JP and I since he was in no shape to drive. That's rock-n-roll for ya. Hello Christopher, are you there? It's me Margret.
So, looks like there will be no skateboarding today. Tomorrow, perhaps? Stay tuned for more war stories from the road.
Entry #80
Tuesday, May 10, 2005
Is it a compliment when someone tells you "you're tits!"? When we played Spaceland in LA this past Saturday, some stoner rocker kid who was really digging our set approaches me afterwards and says, "Dude, bro - you're tits" I'm like "Excuse me?" He's says "No, seriously man, you're tits!" So I'm like, "What about my tits? Are you calling me fat or something? Ok, hey - maybe I did have a mounds bar before I hit the stage but come on - I'm working hard here." Anyway, I guess being called "tits" is a really good thing here in California.
The band has been on a rather large Mexican food bender ever since we touched down in old LA, CA. JP's rather found of the fish tacos. He gets them everywhere he goes out here. His favorite were Paquito Ma's - mucho tasty!
Kirpatrick gave us a sneak peak of some raw footage of "The Legend of God's Gun" film and it looks likes it's going to be a winner. It's billed as the story of a schizophrenic preacher who rejects his duties as a man of the cloth and descends into darkness across the evil western lands. Everyone thought the rape scene was pretty wild although I've been told it has to be reshot.
Anyway, I'm getting ready to leave dreary California for the (hopefully) more sunny skies of Denver. Thanks to everyone who made our trip out to California so enjoyable - your kindness was very appreciated. Special thanks to Anton from BJM for loaning me his amp and to Kirpatick and Joe for letting us take over their house and crash there. Also - thanks to the many members of Spindrift - we had a great time hanging out and playing the shows with you. Hopefully, we'll see you on the east coast real soon!
Entry #79
Monday, May 9, 2005
It's 8:00 AM west coast time and we just got in from San Fran. I've been up for 24+ hours and am pretty wired from a long night of highway driving fueled by truck stop coffee and chocolate covered espresso beans. There's nothing like driving six hours to a show, playing in front of friends and then turning around to enjoy six more hours of being stuck in a van.
Speaking of the show, the Hotel Utah in San Fran is great little bar with a nice warm "boat" vibe to it. They were kind enough to give both bands a free meal so, they've won my heart. Thanks to Ry-Ry, Anthony and Barry for making it out to the gig as well as Ry-Ry's girlfriend whose name slips my mind right now. Delaware was in the house last night and it was great to catch up with everybody. More details as well as photos to come soon
On the drive up Route 5 today we passed an insanely overcrowded slaughterhouse that was packed solid for a good 3/4 mile with cattle unknowingly waiting for the end. Kirpatrick from Spindrift dubbed it "cowschwitz" which, although a little funny at the time, is still pretty disturbing.
Henry from Spindrift turned me on to these little Mexican street vendors in LA that sell big bags of fruit that are coated with salt, lime juice and a chili pepper mix that are really delicious. He also once fronted a Danzig tribute band entitled "Henzig" so you know the guy's got some taste.
Enough rambling - sleep is calling. I'll post some more road stories as the week progresses. The weather, by the way, has been great. Since arriving in LA, we've been followed by a large rain cloud ala The Adams Family that has made us feel like we were still back east. Special thanks Mother Nature for that one!
Entry #78
Friday, May 6, 2005
It's Mother's Day this weekend, so, here's a fitting tribute to mom's everywhere from the one and only, Mr T.
Entry #77
Thursday, May 5, 2005
Leaving on a jetplane....
Happy Cinco De Mayo everybody! To celebrate, Bullette has been kind enough to make her brand new album, “The Secrets,” available for download for free! Viva La’ Revolucion! I’ve heard the album and it’s definitely worth your time and attention so download away amigos!
Speaking of Cinco, today’s date is 5/5/05 and, in honor of that, I’m breaking tradition once again so that we can present an extra special Top 5 with Situation lead singer and aspiring real estate mogul, Mr. Meme himself, the ever humble, Christopher Tucker.
Christopher Tucker’s Top Five Reasons Why I Love the Number 5!
These five items in the top five are not facts. These are opinions and are in no way indicating that other numbers are not as good as the number five. Each person is entitled to their own favorite number and 5 happens to be mine.
1.Five is the best, most exciting, curious and fascinating age.
2. It’s culturally significant: Jackson Pollock’s number 5; The William Carlos Williams poem “the Great Figure” and The Charles Demuth painting “The Figure 5 in Gold” from the first line of said poem; Robert Indiana’s version rocks too (I have a tattoo of it). Not to mention the ancillary cultural signicancies such as Red 5 destroying the Death Star and Speed Racer’s ride.
3. Five means something important but nobody knows what or why. Kind of like space. It’s everywhere for a reason unknown.
4. The most handsome of all numbers, it is, indeed, very beautiful upon to look.
5. There are five points on a star, five fingers on your hand, five holes to your head, five minutes in a break, and five seconds in an ultimatum.
Thanks, Christopher. You forgot to mention that the robot in Short Circuit was named "Johnny 5" as well. Respect is due to Steve Guttenburg.
If you’re in Los Angeles, hopefully we’ll see you at the Cinco De’Mayo warehouse party! Stay tuned for updates from the road.
Entry #76
Wednesday, May 4, 2005
You gotta love the man's sense of humor.
They recently opened a great new vegetarian place at 20th and Market in Philly that makes the best falafel pita sandwiches! I could seriously live off those things. I think it’s called Mama’s Vegetarian.
If your a fan of the shoegazer style (or the Delaware music scene in general), then you should be happy to know that the new Smashing Orange retrospective is finally out on Elephant Stone. Do yourself a favor and pick up a copy. It features artwork designed by The Situation’s own, Christopher Tucker. And, besides, Rob’s a pretty cool guy (and a good painter as well.)
Entry #75
Tuesday, May 3, 2005
With 48 hours until departure, I just checked the weather for Thursday in the city of angels and they’re predicting 65 degrees and raining. Besides no sunshine, we also have no transportation, lodging or equipment so this tour is destined for greatness. Kerouac, wherever he is, must be smiling.
Seems like smoking monkeys are all the rage now ever since that primate in a South African zoo started lighting up. I wonder how long it’ll be until Big Tobacco starts marketing directly to them.
Anyway, we’re breaking tradition and dropping an extra special Tuesday Top Five! Actually, this was supposed to run on Friday but, well, you know how computers are. Today’s Top Five comes from Super DJ and former Nick P. roommate, Gnomadic! Be sure to catch her brand new radio show Wednesday nights from 8-10:00 p.m. on The Core at Rutgers. Of course, you could always be lazy and listen to it online since you’re already here.
Gnomadics Top Five Records of the Moment (since I now DJ)
If by of the moment, you mean the stuff floating in and out of my head right now, I'll try. I anticipate becoming more hip to the current pop zeitgeist in the near future.
1. Thelma Houston - I've Got the Music in Me - Someone started singing this the other day and I had an instant flashback to my father dancing around his house in a towel on a warm December morning in Hilo. I thought he was truly dorky, but now I realize I'm just like him.
2. Coco Rosie - I saw this band last year open for The Mountain Goats. I haven't heard the entire record but they have this scorned backwoods women with "if Billie Holiday sang opera" voices thing going that is strangely compelling. and they play a lot of toy instruments!
3. Shangri-Las - Leader of the Pack - Oh Johnny, I'm a teenage girl singing lyrics written by horny aging record execs, but I sound oh so good!
4. The Mountain Goats - The Sunset Tree - This Year is quite possibly one of John's best songs for the simple fact that it transported me to 1989 when I ran out of my house screaming and got all of about two blocks before that short guy in the big truck came and brought me back. Somehow it gave that memory an element of hope it didn't have before. Darnielle has the singular ability to make any story universal. He is the most human of humans.
5. A lone accordionist on a deserted street corner
Thanks Gnomadic!
Entry #74
Monday, May 2, 2005
Man, this myspace thing is addictive. It’s starting to take away from the truly important things in life - like updating this site.
So, on that note - not too much to report here. The bags are being packed and preparations are being made for The Situations’ Live in ‘05 tour of California. Over the weekend, we saw The Interpreter, which was really good. Once again, Sean Penn put in a winner of a performance. Hell, even NIcole Kidman was good!
Entry #73
Friday, April 29, 2005
I just got word that we’ve added one last minute date to The Situation’s California tour. We’ll be playing at Scolari’s Office in San Diego on Friday, May 6th with Spindrift, RPG, Decibators and Art Ghetto. Check out our new myspace site for more information.
This week’s Top Five comes from the one and only late night wheat paste master and karaoke legend himself, Wheat Germ. HIt it up, dawg:
Wheat Germ’s Top 5 Things Bound To Go Wrong On The Situation’s California Tour
1. On a trip to Alcatraz, the Shark has a flashback and takes a shiv to Laz’s mid-section.
2. Oh my God, I just heard Shepard Fairey’s warehouse burned down!
3. John Paul, while hanging ten also loses ten toes to a slightly irritable (although totally hetero) tiger shark.
4. Tucker’s Meme solo project gets picked up by Capitol and the rest of the backing band are sent home.
5. Due to homeland security, Joe Castro is mistakenly sent back to Cuba. The high amounts of coffee consumed on the flight over don’t help international relations.
Thanks Germ. As always, you’re positivity and support are inspiring. Next weeks Top 5? Top Five things bound to wrong with the Germ’s next film. Have a great weekend everybody.
Entry #72
Thursday, April 28, 2005
So, we’ve finally broken down and added a page on myspace.com for The Situation. Stop by, listen to some songs and let us know what you think. If you’re already on myspace, please add us on as a friend - after all, we’re very lonly people.
Entry #71
Wednesday, April 27, 2005
What ever happened to Dial-A-Joke? They need to bring that back. Actually, I think Dial-A-Sense of Humor would be better - especially for some of the people I work with. Maybe Dial-A-Clue or something.
If you we’re going out of town for a while, would you let this guy film a movie at your pad while you were away? No, I don’t know what I was thinking either.
Speaking of intelligence, it seems like all those cell phone calls and emails are beginning to take it’s toll. I always knew that loneliness equaled brilliance!
Hey - eat a piece of cake for Ace today. It’s his birthday.
Entry #70
Tuesday, April 26, 2005
Apparently, Philadelphia is now the most depressed city in the USA, thanks to the many anti-depressants we’ve consumed as well as our high suicide rate and the fact that the eagles lost the super bowl this year. We were also recently called the fattest city in America which probably has something to do with it. Oh, Philadelphia...so much to answer for.
D$ recently informed me that his band, The Northern Hues, are hitting the road in two weeks for a short tour of dixieland. Check out their website for more information. Our scheduled show with the Hues at the North Star May 28 has, unfortunately, been cancelled.
Speaking of cancellations, The Situation’s show at the Khyber on Saturday May 14th will not be happening either due to a scheduling mistake on the part of your’s truly. I know, I know - it makes me depressed just thinking about it. But, hey, that’s what Philadelphia’s all about, right? And every cloud has it’s silver lining. Taking our slot that night will be none other than Sitch frontman Christopher Tucker who will be performing as his alter-ego “MEME” with songs from his recently recorded solo album.
Entry #69
Monday, April 25, 2005
So....I was wrong. The Amazing Kreskin wasn’t in Ed Wood. I got him confused with Criswell who, like Ms. Cleo, also predicts what’s to come. As you can tell, bro, I don’t know anything about the past, much less the future so, you know, cut a brother some slack. Nick does own an Amazing Kreskin psychic board game that I hear he busts out at his legendary Karaoke shindigs.
Speaking of Criswell, I saw his book over the weekend at an awesome used bookstore in Media, PA where every book in the place is only two dollars american! I passed on it, though, and instead got a one biography on Patsy Cline and another on Count Dracula.
We stopped by to see Jim Houser’s excellent new installation at the Spector Gallery on Friday night. Apparently, he’s got a new book that’s just come out that’s worth picking up as well. Definitely stop by and check it out before it leaves on June 18th.
I read somewhere that 1 in every 138 americans is currently serving time in jail right now. Does anyone else have a problem with that? Something’s obviously not working.
Oh yeah.....and the new “Amityville Horror” movie? Don’t waste your time. It’ pretty chessy.
Entry #68
Friday, April 22, 2005
Thanks to everyone who made it out to the Logan House last night. It was great to be back in Delaware where everyone was friendly and the vibe was good. The Elk-tones even dropped a cover of Link Wray’s “Rumble”, which made me smile. Special thanks to Damon Howard for putting everything together. I’m definitely looking forward to Loaded 3.
Speaking of the mighty first state, if you’re in the area on Saturday and not attending Poetic Madness, the one and only Amazing Kreskin will be predicting what’s to come at Three Little Bakers. If you’ve seen Ed Wood, then you know that Kreskin is no joke.
Anyway, I’m trying to wire up my cupboard at home so that every time someone opens it, it plays this song.
This week’s Top 5 comes from published author and movie/television fanatic, Tatu.
Tatu’s Top 5 Twilight Zone episodes:
1 - "Dead Man's Shoes"
2 - "Shadow Play"
3 - "Spur Of The Moment"
4 - "Escape Clause"
5 - "A Most Unusual Camera"
Thanks Tatu. Isn’t it ironic that an author has the shortest Top 5 so far?
Have a great weekend everybody.
Entry #67
Thursday, April 21, 2005
Ever had one of those crazy nights where your dreams just seemed a little too real? After passing out early on the couch, I got up around 3:00 a.m. to peel off the now-dried contacts from my eyes, brush the gums, etc. As I’m laying in bed with my eyes closed, trying to fall back asleep, I start hearing all these weird noises, like footsteps. I just figured it was the wind or something and ignored them. After a few minutes, the steps became more pronounced and, after a while, I heard them enter my room and approach the bed. I open my eyes and nothing’s there. So, I close them again and get back to the business of beauty sleep (which, as most will tell you, I desperately need). Anyway, I start hearing the steps again, and by this time, I’m getting a little freaked out, and I just think, “Ok, if this is a ghost or something, there would be more than one set of footsteps and they would be pounding a hell of a lot louder.” Say no more - all of a sudden it sounded like a stampede of water buffalo ran through the apartment. So, enough of this - I then decided I must be dreaming and forced myself to wake up. When I did and I was laying in the exact same position as I was during the dream. So, I was pretty creeped out the rest of the night. And, no, I haven’t seen Amityville Horror yet, but I’m thinking of seeing it this weekend. I read the book, though, years ago. And I also grew up on Long Island about 30 minutes from the actual house.
Speaking of creepy, I come into work this morning to receive an email from an old friend that just reads “Joe, Heads up - Watch your back” My friends are always so apocalyptic. Don’t worry - don’t you think I hear things?
So, in light of all this, I’m looking forward to the show tonight at the Logan House. Peep this flyer that D. Howard sent me. Please say a quick prayer for my amplifier. I’m picking it up from the amp doc this afternoon.
Entry #66
Wednesday, April 20, 2005
Doesn’t this sound like an idea for some obscure 70’s sitcom?
Speaking of the 70’s, one of my favorite breakfast cereals is making a comeback.
Speaking of comebacks (you like how this train of thought keeps chugging along, no?) when’s Rakim going to put out a new album? It’s been way too long. I’d heard that he parted ways with Dr. Dre last year, which is a shame. Few can come close to his work with Eric B.
The Situation’s show at the North Star on May 28th with Northern Hues is being rescheduled. I’ll let you know when I hear something.
And if you live in California and own a surfboard, contact John Paul Travis. He’s looking to get in some wave riding in-between gigs when we hit the other coast May 5. I’m sure you can find him on my space or something. Ask him about his cool new jacket while you’re at it.
Entry #65
Tuesday, April 19, 2005
I heard recently that former Smiths bassist, Andy Rourke, is going to be spinning Upstairs at the Khyber one night in May. That place should be insanely packed for that one.
They picked the new pope today and unfortunately, it wasn't Bono. Who knows though, that World Bank gig may still be an option.
Sorry - Gotta run. It's 80 degrees outside and my ice cream is melting. It's free cone day you know.
Entry #64
Monday, April 18, 2005
Finally a holiday you can really get excited about - Free Cone Day! Make mine chunky monkey.
I ran into former Y100 program director Jim McGuine over the weekend at an art opening at the new Hypno Gallery in Morristown, NJ. Since the late station’s demise, Jim’s been keeping the faith by moving the station online to Y100rocks.com Now that he’s released from the shackles of corporate america, I’ve been told he’s free to play whatever he likes so be on the look-out for a much-improved playlist. He was sporting a Jam badge, so that ‘s a good sign.
That same night, I also met a 50-something jazz guitarist who plays a rare breed of instrument known as “tenor guitar” Apparently, it was an off-shoot of the banjo that was designed when banjo musicians started loosing gig to six string players. It’s got four strings and is tuned to fifths, much like a mandolin or a violin. The guy tore that thing up, though, and then spent most of the night drinking free wine and checking out the ladies. Musicians - you gotta love ‘em.
Entry #63
Friday, April 15, 2005
There’s nothing better than waiting until the last minute to mail off your taxes so you can get that little taste of nervous adrenaline, right? Actually, I lied - there’s nothing good about tax day. I hate, hate, hate it. And hate's a really strong word. Especially when you really start to think about where all that money is going.
Nick’s trying to get me to go to Scoop DeVille for a little ice cream break but, you know what? The last time I went there I paid $3.50 for a pack of candy cigarettes! Hello - are they taxing those now too?
Anyway, as promised, here are the confirmed dates for The Situation’s “Going Back To Cali” rally (I believe you westerner’s call it a “tour”)
Thursday, May 5 - super secret “Cinco de Mayo” warehouse party. Even I don’t know the location.
Saturday, May 7 - Spaceland, Los Angeles w/ a Journey tribute band.
Sunday, May 8 - Hotel Utah, San Francisco.
If you’re planning on going to any of the shows and need more information, drop me a line and I’ll give you the details. Speaking of details, I’ve been told that my amp is being released from the shop this Monday. Expect a release party the likes of Suge Knight’s soon.
The Top Five returns strong this week with a list from artist, carpenter and percussionist Milton Boone 3rd! Take it away, Milton.
Milton Boone’s Top 5 Black Comic Book Characters
I am listing the top five black comic book characters that I’ve read. In no way is it the top five of all time. My one pet peeve with black comic book characters is the word black before the character’s descriptive name. If you’re looking at the comic book, you can see that he or she is black. Why do you need it? Will the reader forget the character is black? Should we now say African American before the characters name?
1. Blackjack
By Dark Angel Productions
Blackjack was one of the best written and drawn comics ever. That it happens to have a black comic book character makes it so much the better. It is a revenge saga set in the past when African Americans were not treated with dignity and equality. Against this background, Blackjack fights against racism as well as his enemies.
2. Black Panther
By Marvel Comics
The only way the name works is there is such a thing as a black panther. I believe Black Panther is the oldest black comic book character. Since his introduction in 1966, he has gone through many changes. Through it all, he has been a favorite of mine. He is a king of a rich African nation who was a member of the Avengers. What’s not to like?
3. Spawn
By Image Comics
Most people probably don’t realize that Spawn is black. The art is phenomenal and the story is tragic. Al Simmons dies, goes to hell and becomes Spawn to return to his family. Instead it all goes wrong and he becomes trapped between what he is and what he wants to be.
4. Green Lantern
By DC Comics
John Stewart was the alternate Green Lantern for Hal Jordan. When Hal Jordan was injured, John became the Green Lantern of Earth until Hal was well. He then became a Green Lantern in his own right. Moved to Detroit and became an architect. I love that he wasn’t called the Black Green Lantern.
5. Rocket
By Milestone Media
Icon is an alien that crash lands in America in the 1800’s. He lives through slavery into today’s world. He becomes a rich man and a conservative. He shows his super powers to Rachel. She convinces him to become a superhero and let her to become his sidekick. Rachel becomes Rocket. She becomes pregnant and chooses to keep her baby. The storyline of her pregnancy made the relevant to today’s teens.
Thanks, Milton. Have a great weekend everybody.
Entry #62
Thursday, April 14, 2005
Is there anything better than working from home? Well, not working while you're home, I guess. Either way, doing design work in your pj's with a bowl of cherry vanilla granola is a pretty sweet deal. Speaking of design, did anyone go to the Heads of State lecture at Philly U yesterday? Those guys are on fire right now.
I should be able to post the confirmed shows for The Situation's west coast Dates with Destiny Tour tomorrow so stay glued to your keyboards until then. Word on the street is that we're doing one show with a Journey tribute band so don't stop believing. No, I don't get it either.
Entry #62
Wednesday, April 13, 2005
It was a great night last night for After School Specialists who took home three awards for their Western meets Office Space romp, “Posse,” at the 48 Hour Film Project (see below) Congrats to Nick P and the crew for a job well done. The competition was fierce and the quality of most of the entries were (surprisingly, given the time restrictions) really top knotch. Who knew the Tango God could work a lasso like that? And who knew that girl was making out with her brother?
Poetic Madness is returning to Philly Saturday April 23rd. Besides designing the posters, I am also contributing two paintings that will be on display that evening. So stop on by for an exciting night of open mic poetry, art and dance. The festivities start at 5:30 PM and won’t stop until all have said their peace (or until 8:00 PM, when the event ends.) The cost is $6 and it’s at Please Touch Museum on the corner of 21st and Race. Proceeds from the event will benefit the museum’s youth programs.
And, no, my amp STILL isn’t back from the shop yet. I probably could ave built one myself by now.
Entry #60
Tuesday, April 12, 2005
If you’re in Philly tonight, swing by the International House on the west side to check out a screening of this year’s 48hour Film Project entries. Participants were given a genre, a prop and a line of dialogue as well as 48 hours to write, direct and edit a 4-7 minute film in 48 hours (hence the name.) This year’s batch includes one that Nick “Masta” P. worked on, so come out and show some support. Here’s the info:
Screening Location: International House, between 36th & 38th on Chestnut St - There is not a very clear sign on the building, but it is a big, ugly apartment/hotel looking building. Time: 7:15, April 12 Tix: $9.50 - available at the box office. It may sell out, so get there early
One more quick plug - The Situation will be playing at the Logan House on Thursday, April 21 so make the trip to Wilmington, DE and hang out with the boys.
Maybe white men can’t jump, but they sure can shoot! Check out this sick clip of the DC shoes skate team throwing some hoops at their training facility.
Entry #59
Monday, April 11, 2005
Someone wrote me an email calling me a “fat lazy bastard” for not having a Top Five last week. I’m sorry, I didn’t know you cared. Speaking of food, I think I found the story of my life in paperback.
I spent some time in Princeton this weekend and the record exchange is still going strong, although they’ve replaced half of their vinyl with used DVD’s, which was kind of a let down. It’s still the best place to get vinyl in the Philly area, though.
Anyway, we were kicking it around campus, soaking up the sunshine and all that when we happened upon an old-school break dance battle in Princeton’s gymnasium! I had no idea that the break scene was so big in the land of the Ivy League but apparently I was wrong because these men and women threw down! Not as cutting edge as the bronx breakers that you see in Central Park but strong, nonetheless. The best of the thirty or so people involved was an asian girl who had attitude and the moves to back it up. And the vibe was great - really positive and fun. It made me happy.
Seems like the curse of the Sitch is back in effect after one of the band was bit by some crazy unknown insect, sending said member to the emergency room for a quick hit of antibiotics. And so, yes, practice was again canceled. We all know that practice in overrated anyway, right?
Entry #58
Friday, April 8, 2005
Cookie Monster sold out! Please say it isn’t so!
Back on the topic of books, here’s another one that I may have to add to my summer reading list.
I got to catch up with Andy Cruz of House Industries fame last night - seems like things are going well for him and the boys since relocating a few years ago to Yorklyn. (Man, how time flies.) Anyway, they’ve recently joined the ranks of fashionistas and opened up a swank new boutique in swinging London. Check them out online and get your self some style.
Speaking of fashion, as some of you may have heard, I’m working on putting together a new design and apparel company called “Another Pointless Enterprise”. I’m still working on the concepts as well as the site, but here’s a sneak preview of what’s to come. Enjoy!
No Top Five this week because, well, sometimes people just don’t come through. LIfe - does your cruel laughter have no end?
Entry #57
Thursday, April 7, 2005
It’s April 7th, which means I still have 8 whole days to blow of doing my taxes. And with weather like this in Philly, who can blame me?
Although I haven’t read it yet, I think I’ve found my new favorite book. With a theme like that, how can it fall short of greatness? And yes, it is on my wish list.
Anyway, I finally heard the new Oasis single yesterday and can now confirm that they are indeed continuing the downward spiral that they started years ago. What a shame. At least their interviews are still funny.
Entry #56
Wednesday, April 6, 2005
Did you know that on this day in 1917, the United States entered the conflict in Europe that was later to be known as World War 1? Neither did I. And, yes, I am grasping at straws with todays update. At least I seem smart, though. Aw Yeah!
Not only is it Rastaman Bob Marley’s birthday, but also Mr. Ladies Man himself, Billy Dee Williams’! Are you as smooth as Billy Dee? I seriously doubt it. Aw Yeah, works every time!
I just got word that The Situation will be performing at the Hotel Utah in (no, not Utah - good guess though ) San Francisco on May 8th along with former DE residents Spindrift. Aw Yeah! Details on the rest of the shows for our springtime west coast jaunt will be announced shortly. Now, if we could only practice....
Entry #55
Tuesday, April 5, 2005
Just to clear up a few rumors, John Paul the POPE has died, not John Paul the “rock” drummer. So, if you’re going to Rome to attend a funeral, make sure that you’re there to see the right body because hotel rooms in Rome are not cheap, my friend.
After throwing my back out yesterday, I made camp for the night on my hardwood floor, took some advil along with some hard cider for the pain and did my best to lay as perfectly still as possible. To take my mind off everything, I finally watched a DVD copy of “The Passion of the Christ” that was loaned to me some time ago. Everyone always talks about how violent and bloody it is but it was no “Evil Dead 2,” that’s for sure. And I didn’t understand why the Emperor from Return of the Jedi kept popping up in the background. It seems like that George Lucas is always ruining a perfectly good movie. In all seriousness, though, regardless of what your feelings are about the story, etc., the film was stunning to look at and was also well acted, so I would say that it’s worth seeing. Even if it did reek of Braveheart.
Speaking of pain and punishment, it seems like it might actually do you some good! Mabe that’s why Bam Margera’s Dad always seems so happy.
Entry #54
Monday, April 4, 2005
A coworker today brought in some “whoopie pie” which she picked up in Lancaster this weekend. I don’t know - they’re pretty much home-made devil dogs, aren’t they? From a marketing standpoint, though, if I was an amish salesperson, I guess I would rather sell “whoopie pie” too.
Since we’re on the topic of food, why do certain pizza companies insist on cutting round pies into square slices? I hate that. It makes no sense. Have you ever tried cutting a round apple pie into squares - no, because it just wouldn’t work. Different does not always mean better.
I did have some really good mexican food over the weekend, though, with some friends in Collingwood, NJ of all places. Word is that Collingswood is the new Manayunk? All I know is that I got some good tempeh enchiladas and that’s hard to come by. If you’re in the area, check out The Tortilla Press for some tasty mex-gourmet.
Can you tell it’s lunch time?
I ran into an old friend over the weekend who has informed me that he has started his own publishing company and is releasing his first novel, entitled Indigo Blue. So, support independent publishing and check out what Chola Wengue has to offer.
Hey Tatu - where’s my Sizzla discography?
Entry #53
Friday, April 1, 2005
I hate April Fool’s Day - it gives a lot of unimaginative people with no sense of humor the idea that it’s ok to be act like an idiot. Actually, that sounds more like St. Patrick’s Day. Either way, is any holiday that doesn’t include chocolate really a celebration?
This week’s Top Five comes from the Queen of New Orleans’s herself - Kathleen Miller. Take it away, your highness....
Kathleen Miller’s Top 5 reasons it's not so bad being diabetic (even thought it is really crappy.)
1. Getting out of stupid gym class because you feel your blood sugar is a little low......
2. The ability to make your parents feel guilty for giving you their crappy "diabetic" genes
3. Being part of one of the biggest "clubs" in America - there are more than 18.2 million people with diabetes
4. B.B. King and I have the same blood glucose meter!
5. Selling syringes to drug addicts in Camden and making a quick buck
Thanks, Kathleen. Have a great weekend, people.
Entry #52
Thursday, March 31, 2005
If anybody has any suggestions on new music to pick up, please pass it along. I’ve been on the hunt for some new bands but, after getting burned in the past with overly-hyped hipster flavors of the month, I’m a little timid when it comes to spending my hard earned cash. Bloc Party? Death From Above? The Kaiser Chiefs? Any and all recommendations would be greatly appreciated.
So, I spent last night devouring some damn-fine homemade seitan burritos (the secret is to add juice from a lime) while watching Morrissey’s new live DVD film, “Who Put the M in Manchester” which documents Mozzer’s homecoming birthday performance at the MEN arena in Manchester. The set list is top notch, with songs from every stage of his career including some rare Smith’s gems like “The Headmaster Ritual” It’s good to see that the old man’s still got it and that he’s not just coasting into some reclusive Los Angeles retirement. His voice sounds as fine as ever and he even opened the show with a few bars from SInatra’s “My Way” The bonus footage contains an intense and heart-wrenching piece of PETA propaganda entitled "Meet Your Meat" which I highly recommend as well. It’ll definitely make you think twice about what you put down your pie-hole.
Entry #51
Wednesday, March 30, 2005
Did you know that Henry Hudson was the first recorded “explorer” to get Native American’s drunk? You can learn a lot when you decide to watch the History Channel instead of re-runs on VH1. In a few weeks they’re showing a controversial special on FDR - definitely looking forward to that one.
I picked up the latest issue of Swindle, the new art/style magazine from “OBEY” creator Shepard Fairey. As usual, it’s packed with some great artwork and illustration as well as a story on the life and times of Easy E. Keep it real and pick one up.
Word on the street (or at least on Thrasher’s website) is that if you buy Blind Skateboards’ new DVD, “What If,” there’s a hidden bonus section that contains the classic “Video Days” film featuring Mark Gonzales and Jason Lee and directed by Spike Jonze. I’m not too fond of supporting Dwindle Distribution now that they’ve switched their skateboard manufacturing operation overseas, but I may have to make an exception this time. “Video Days” is without a doubt one of the most influential skateboarding films of all time. As a matter of fact, I still have a scar on my chin from where my jaw hit the floor the first time I saw it at Rob Cocco’s house back in ‘91.