Entry #125
Monday, July 18, 2005
I saw one of the coolest things ever displayed in a museum this weekend - a Vampire Killing Kit at the Mercer Museum in Doylestown! I knew “The Lost Boys” was based on fact. The Corey’s wouldn’t lie, would they?

Well, with Jay-Z still claiming retirement, it looks like the one and only Macho Man Randy Savage is throwing his hat into the ring for what must be the most anticipated rap album since My Cousin Vinney star Joe Pesci dropped his classic debut.

Did I mention that The Situation still hasn’t been offered a major label record deal yet?



Entry #124
Friday, July 15, 2005
If you follow Nick P’s blog on myspace, then you know that he recently did a series of posts entitled “Not Safe For Work Week” which pretty much consisted of the most perverse websites Nasty Nick could dig up. Well, I’ve decided to turn the tables on his ass and make today’s update “Not Safe For NIck Day”

So, This week’s Mighty Top Five comes from the one woman whose siren song was strong enough to lure Nick pack up his inflatable bondage chair and move to D.C., his belle, Lauren. Take it away, girlfriend.

Lauren’s Top Five Guys She Would Cheat on Nick With If the Opportunity Arose

This is in no particular order but oddly they all come from the UK!

1. Clive Owen- He made Jude Law look like a pathetic pansy-ass on film. That takes some talent.

2. Jason Isaacs - When you root for the evil British guy to win in the Revolutionary War movie, you either really like the actor or you really hate Mel Gibson. In Isaacs's case I'd say it was a bit of both.

3. Hugh Laurie - Young Hugh Laurie- Very funny but not so hot. Old Hugh Laurie playing a snarky drug addict with a limp- weirdly hot.

4. Christian Bale - If someone had ever asked me who my dream Batman casting would be (and yes I do ponder things like dream Batman casting), I would have said Christian Bale. I believe he was cast solely to please me.

5. Ewan McGregor - I was watching Revenge of the Sith when I realized that Nick and Ewan McGregor look a lot alike when they have beards. I guess a have a thing for short, charismatic men who like to sing.

Bonus pick just to piss off Nick and to include an American in the list.

6. Joaquin Phoenix - It's the abundant eyebrows. So comforting and familiar.

Thanks, Lauren, ....especially for leaving members of The Situation off your list. That would have made things really awkward.

Have a great weekend everybody. See you tonight at The Manhattan Room.



Entry #123
Thursday, July 14, 2005
Just a heads up - in case you haven’t heard already , The Situation will be performing this Friday night at The Manhattan Room in scenic Fishtown! The show starts at 9:00PM and we’ll be performing with A Place To Bury Strangers and Trouble Everyday (who I keep hearing good things about.) DJ Mike Z will be spinning the turntables to combat any dreaded dead air time.

Mr. Tucker has informed me that we have secured our Pro-Tools files and will soon get back to completing our long awaited debut album. Look for it to be released on Elephant Stone records sometime this fall (knock on wood!).

Remember all the trouble I kept having with my amp? We’ll guess what - now my car is back in the shop for the third time in a month to try and find out why it keeps cutting out during acceleration. Could this be the end of the Purple Dream Machine?

If the saying “You’re only as good as your last post” is true, then damn, I’m in pretty sorry shape, bro.


Entry #122
Wednesday, July 13, 2005
What’s up with south Jersey lately? Not only was Moorestown named the “Best Place to Live” by Money Magazine earlier this week, but today Camden was named “Most Crime Ridden City in America” as well! There’s no stopping the Garden State and from here on out - it’s all or nothing, baby!

Anyway, we caught the finals of the Gravity Games Skatepark contest at FDR last night. It’s nice to see pro contests of this magnitude being brought to places like FDR which are totally skater-run. I also heard that OLN picked up the tab for refurbishing the park which is cool. After his award winning run, Omar Hassan took a pretty hard slam trying to pull a McTwist on the giant vert wave wall - the guy’s definitely got heart! Benji Galloway, Tim Johnson and Bam Margera all killed it as well. Look for the event to be broadcast on OLN at the end of the month.

Nick and I just took an online personality disorder test. Apparently, Nick’s narcissitc and anti-social while I’m an obsessive compulsive paranoid schizophrenic. Anyway, gotta run. Everybody’s mad at me today and, to be honest, I’m pretty sure they’ve got it in for me.



Entry #121
Tuesday, July 12, 2005
Don’t you love meter maids who just stand there, watching you park your car, not saying anything and then the moment you leave start writing you a ticket for parking the wrong direction on a street? I came back to my car a few seconds later yesterday to find just that. Then they give you an attitude about it? It’s even better when you drive down the block and see their car illegally parked on the same street! They drive me crazy and as you know - there’s no love lost between me and the parking authority.

Once again, it looks like I’m the bringer of bad news. It is (again) with great sadness that I report that longtime Situation videographer, merchman, roadie and street team solider Nick P. will be leaving the city of Brotherly Love for new digs in Chocolate City. That’s right, D.C. - the Karaoke Kid is heading your way this August and mama says knock you out. Nick has long been an unsung champion of the band and over the years his support in helping to promote the band has been invaluable. He will definitely be missed. Did I also mention that he's been the webmaster of this site since it's inception? Word on the street is Nick’s planning a 7 consecutive night tour of local Karaoke clubs to lay the city to waste before his departure. Updates on locations for this “Karaoke Exodus” to come.

Stay tuned to see who jumps ship next!



Entry #120
Monday, July 11, 2005
Thanks to everyone who made it out to The Knitting Factory on Saturday night. It was nice to see some familiar faces out and about in Manhattan and it’s always a plus to score some free food, even if you have to wait two hours to get it. No sign of the Cocaine Werewolf though.

Well, as some of you may have heard, it is with deep sadness that I announce that Laz has recently decided to leave The Situation for greener pastures. And no, it’s not because of creative differences or any of that other b.s. that other bands throw at you. The guy just wants more time to spend with his family and, honestly, there’s no nobler reason I could think of for leaving the group. Besides being one of my closet and dearest friends, Laz and I have been playing in bands together for over 10 years so I would be lying if I said his presence (not to mention his talents) won’t be sorely missed. Easily the best bass player I have ever had the pleasure to perform with, he’s also been a close confidant, a dependable bandmate, a fellow vegetarian and a questionable driver (just kidding!) Thanks for everything, man.

Alright, enough already - this is starting to sound like a eulogy. I wish Laz nothing but the best and I am only sad for selfish reasons. Laz will be finishing up the rest of our scheduled shows this summer as well as completing his work on the Sitch’s first full length release, due out later this fall. Make sure you let him know how much he’ll be missed.

And in case you’re wondering, Mr. Way did make it over the Great Wall of China. Was there ever any doubt?



Entry #119
Friday, July 8, 2005
Did I tell you that I’m working on a new solo project? It’s going to be called “me too, me too” and, believe me, it’s gonna be large, son!

I know you’re going to think I’m crazy, but I would be lying if I didn’t admit that R. Kelly’s new series of music videos, Trapped In The Closet, is one of the best things I’ve seen in a while. It’s like some sort of musical soul soap opera or something which may even be able to give The Streets a run for their money. Make sure you listen or watch all five chapters. Really clever and nicely done. I guess hanging around with all those minors really helped his imagination.

Anyway, once again, it’s time for the Almighty Top Five. This week comes from New Jersey DJ extrodinaire, Gnomadic! Actually, this one was done months ago but was never posted. Better late than never.

Gnomadic’s Top Five Things Never To Put On French Fries

1. fellini films

2. gravy

3. water

4. cristal

5. bootstraps

Thanks, Gnomadic. Be sure to catch her radio show Thursday 7-10PM on The Core.

Have a great weekend, everybody.



Entry #118
Thursday, July 7, 2005
I’ve finally updated the Artwork section to include some recent paintings. Please feel free to enjoy, hate or ignore them at your own leisure and, if you’ get a chance, let me know what you think.

I recently heard that following his historic jump over the Great Wall of China this Saturday, professional skateboarder Danny Way will jump out of an 8 story building into a 40 foot half pipe on David Letterman! There’s no doubt about it - the guy’s insane. But he’ll make it because he’s Danny Way.

Big sit down over at Camp Sitch tonight with lot’s of drama on the menu. More to come in the coming days. Stay tuned.



Entry #117
Wednesday, July 6, 2005
I got nothing, today. I fold.



Entry #116
Tuesday, July 5, 2005
I recently got an email from Metal James who, I’m happy to report, is still alive and well and in Iraq. To quote the man himself: “Same old stuff here....suicide car bombing, mortars, gun fire..  I think I've got about 8,000 miles of convoying on the road around Iraq so far.   We're supposed to leave here pretty soon. Thank God!!!” If all goes according to plan, he’ll return to Hawaii before the summer’s end.

We caught Barry McGee’s exhibit at Deitch this weekend, which was ok, but I’m really looking forward to seeing Beautiful Losers, which is finally making it’s way east this summer to Baltimore. Besides McGee, the exhibit features works by such talented artists as Evan Hecox, the one and only Mark Gonzales, Ed Templeton and Thomas Campbell among others. The book is great as well and definitely worth checking out.

Speaking of art, if you’re a child of the seventies, chance are you loved wacky packages!



Entry #115
Friday, July 1, 2005
On my way back from the North Star last night, we drove right through the stage area where Live 8 will take place and all I have to say is that it’s going to be insane! I’m going to Brooklyn, where it’ll be safe and normal for a good friend’s 30th birthday.

Speaking of turning 30, this weeks Top Five comes the weaving monkey herself, the only person I’ve ever seen crochet herself a three course dinner, Ms. Holly. Take it away soul sister.

Holly’s Top Five Things I’ll Miss About My Twenties

ahhh!  too... much... pressure...  am feeling old and sluggish already.  where'd i put my reading glasses? Well, here goes...

1.  nothing.  i am very much looking forward to being older and wiser.

2.since i've already said nothing, i might as well list something.  i'll miss not having hangovers.  two beers and a headache the next day?  what the f*#k is that about?!?

3.  making out with sailors.  that should probably stop, right?

4.  i'll miss being able to get away with juvenile behavior by saying "i'm only twenty-____" (see #3).  people expect you to be responsible in your 30's.  what the f*#k is that about?!?

5.  nothing.  really.  i am so excited to be turning 30.  i made it!  and with barely a scratch, too.  it's a fucking miracle.

Thanks, Holly.

Oh yeah, before I forget, The Northern Hues were great last night. Definitely check them out when you get a chance. In fact, The Sitch will be sharing the stage with the boys at the Knitting Factory next Saturday, July 9th in beautiful downtown Manhattan. Make it out if you can. There’s nothing like NYC during a heat wave!

Have a great weekend everybody.



Entry #114
Thursday, June 30, 2005
Drama, drama and more drama. It’s coming, believe me. Stay tuned for all the dirt and gossip that I know you crave. Did I mention there’s drama?

In the meantime, Wheat Germ recently informed me that today is officially “Motorhead Appreciation Day” which means nothing but Lemmy’s throaty vocals screaming through our booming system with the 2” computer speakers. Smile like a Killer, bro.



Entry #113
Wednesday, June 29, 2005
If Lassie decides to finally come home, you now know why, bro. And if he’s hungry, feed him brains. Everybody knows zombies love brains!

So, the July Fourth holiday weekend is fast approaching and, with any luck, I’ll be checking out Barry McGee’s latest work in NYC. We’ll see though - last weekend the restaurant we had dinner reservations for burned down and I saw a passenger van go up in flames on I-95 as well. Am I turning into Drew Barrymore's character in Firestarter. or something?



Entry #112
Tuesday, June 28, 2005
Isn’t it funny - you start a website column because everyone is always calling, asking what you’re up to. So, you figure, this is my soap box and now everyone will be able to keep up with whatever’s going on in my life, etc. etc. Of course, now that everyone knows what’s what, nobody calls anymore just to catch up. It’s like a vicious catch-22. Maybe I’m not reclusive enough and I should strive to be more like Prince. Yeah, bro, Prince is where it’s at. Did I mention that we both drive purple cars?

No news on The Sitch. Everybody seems to be laying low, except for MEME whose been working on his latest solo record. As for myself, we’ll, I’m just trying to stay cool by living large and eating pickles right outta the jar.

Oh yeah - The Northern Hues are playing at the North Star in Philly Thursday night along with another great band, Shade. If you’re in the area, check it out. I can guarantee it’ll be a better show than the upcoming Live 8 fiasco.



Entry #111
Monday, June 27, 2005
Saturday was the birthday of renowned Spanish architect Antonio Gaudi. I celebrated with a glass of sangria and large slice of chocolate cake.

Afterwards, we saw “Cinderella Man” which is a damn good film that’s worth checking out regardless of whether you’re a boxing fan or not. The only downside is the vilification of Braddock’s opponent, Max Baer, which was really unfair and un-necessary. There’s no need to shit on someone else's reputation just to make the hero look better. What ever happened to fighting fair?

And speaking about fighting fair, Save CBGB’s! Is nothing sacred?



Entry #110
Friday, June 24, 2005
I’ve never been a big fan of Nike but this time they’ve really crossed the line.

Anyway, this weeks Mighty Top Five comes from the bastard son of Peter Grant and Allen Klein, Rolling Stones afficionado and manager of all things Sitch, The Shark! Take it way, homeboy.

The Shark’s Top Five Ways To Get Your Bands Pro-Tools Files Back When The Engineer Goes AWOL With Them

1. Wait outside the apartment building he is holed up in and kick his teeth in

2. Reproduce the IRS's letterhead and put a Notice of Lien under the door of the apartment the fugitive Engineer is staying in.

3. Take whatever tracks you have...to another, more responsible person that the lead singer doesn't meet in a bar and do it right this time.

4. Get enough money to go to a real studio and finish everything in a few weeks so the fugitive engineer can't abscond with the band's masters.

5. Recut every goddamn track with the Manager's longtime and well established engineer who has his own REAL fucking studio!!!

Thanks, Sharky - we’ll either take that into consideration or completely ignore you like usual. And you can put the gun away - I was only joking, bro.

Have a great weekend, everybody.


Entry #109
Thursday, June 23, 2005
Maybe I’m old fashioned but, honestly, pot flavored lollipops sound about as appetizing as a beer flavored breakfast cereal or garlic flavored Diet Pepsi. Seriously, it’s just not a good combination fellas.

Speaking of bright ideas, it’s probably not too smart to try and build a giant popsicle during a heat wave in Manhattan. Didn’t anybody notice that the current World Record holder for giant popsicle construction was Holland? Union Square must be even stickier than usual! What’s next - a Jamaican Bobsled team? Can this week go any slower?


Entry #108
Wednesday, June 22, 2005
Last night I watched the Metallica documentary, “Some Kind of Monster” and, I have to admit, I really enjoyed it. One of the pluses is that they don’t use too much of the band’s recent musical output. It definitely captures the struggle involved in recording an album. Lars’ dad has a brief cameo, looking like some Danish Shaolin Monk. They also showcase Lars’ impressive art collection that included some nice duBuffet’s. Who knows, maybe he’ll purchase some works by this up-and-comer. Hail to the Chimp!
Speaking of art, if your’re a fan of graffiti stencil art, check out Banksy. He’s amazing.

And, while you’re at it, download Bullette’s album already. It is her birthday after all.


Entry #107
Tuesday, June 21, 2005
Is it me or have people in center city Philly gone crazy today? Not only were the “anti-BioTech” protesters out in full force at the convention center, but hundreds of skateboarders swarmed on city hall demanding to Free Love Park. Even Tower Records had a mob at a Marillion in store! Is it a full moon tonight or something? ˇViva de Revolucion!

Speaking of insanity, McDonald's recently announced it’s going to start manufacturing skateboards to try and off-set their part in the rise of juevnile obesitiy.That’s almost as disgusting as their food....almost.

And in case you ever doubted it, here's proof: Mr. T. has a posse, fool!


Entry #106
Monday, June 20, 2005
You know it was a good weekend when, come Sunday night, you find yourself alone on a blanket in some park in PA watching an Elvis impersonator perform rare gems from the Kings back catalog to pre-recorded karoake tracks. Ok - maybe the weekend wasn’t so good.

But it doesn’t matter because not only is tomorrow the first day of summer, it’s also the second annual Go Skateboarding Day! So grab your board, take the day off and hit the streets or something.


Entry #105
Friday, June 17, 2005
Dig it, I’ve just learned that Elephant Stones Records is having a special summer sale on their back catalog. So take advantage of Mr. Vendetta’s generosity and pick up The Reece Nasty Ep for a measly $4.00! Or, if you’re impatient and distrust the U.S. Postal Service, you can come to our show in Delaware this weekend and buy one from yours truly for $7. The ball’s in your court, bro.

In honor of this weekend being Father’s Day, today’s Mighty Top Five comes from our favorite bass player and an early contender for World’s Greatest Dad, my main man, Mr.Laz!

Laz’s Top Five Best Things About Being a Father.

I have now been a father for just shy of one year and with the coming of my first father's day, I have been reflecting upon my experiences in my new role. After some deliberation, here are five of my favorite aspects of fatherhood thus far:

1. It is great to have someone that is genuinely delighted by the funny noises, faces, and improvised song lyrics that I am capable of making. My talents in those areas were once wasted upon the world and now, for a while anyway, they are useful to someone.

2. Having a child really changes how you perceive the world. You begin to understand some of the inexplicable things that people sometimes do such as instead of stopping completely at a red light, slowly easing forward up to the car in front of them. That person most likely has a child sleeping in their car that they would rather not have awaken due to the car being stopped. I may have even done that a few times now.

3. Witnessing first hand the mysterious wonder that is human development. Progressing from a tiny and nearly immobile being to someone that has a personality and interacts with others is truly remarkable. It is a singularly unique experience to participate in that process. I have gained a new appreciation for the mechanics of using a spoon to eat with.

4. You begin to learn the true value of free time and sleeping. Human beings did not always have as much time or desire for leisure as our current culture is accustomed to. Having a child gives you is a glimpse into that world. If you don't already, you may question the value of most of the pap that our culture is composed of. Even though I never watched much television before my daughter was born, I can assure that I watch even less now. I am also learning to go to bed early, well early for me anyway.

5. Is is an amazing honor to have a someone give you as much trust as a child gives to you. My daughter is not afraid of any new experience as long as she is with her mother or me. She will at least try pretty much any new food that one of us gives to her. The best part of her trust is the fun of turning her upside down and spinning around in circles or running around with her on my shoulders. She absolutely loves that stuff.

I wonder what I will say ten years from now when someone asks be to name five great things about being a father...

Thanks, Laz. And Happy Father’s Day, my friend.

Have a great weekend, everybody. And if you see The Shark about town on Saturday, give him a few shots to guts. It’s his birthday.



Entry #104
Thursday, June 16, 2005
There’s nothing like a new haircut and a nice nighttime run through the park to make you feel like a new man. Unless, of course, you’re a woman.

You’re so vain, you probably think this updates about you.

Speaking of vain, here’s Nick’s new myspace photo!



Entry #103
Wednesday, June 15, 2005
What IS ”The Situation with Tucker”? Hey, I’ve been asking myself that same question these last few years. You know how it goes - everybody’s always biting our shit.



Entry #102
Tuesday, June 14, 2005
It’s Flag Day and, once again, Wheat Germ celebrates the stars and stripes with his own sense of fashion and style! ˇViva de Fashionista!

Speaking of freedom, did you know that during the cold war, the citizens of the U.S.S.R. discovered that the emulsion from X-ray film could be used to record sound, so they took old x-ray’s that were stolen from hospital trash cans and created flexi-disc bootlegs of Beatles records? They called it “Listening to the Bones.” Did you also know that Paul McCartney tickets cost $252 for his show at the Wachovia Center? ˇViva de Capitalism!



Entry #101
Monday, June 13, 2005
Monday, Monday. Can’t trust that day...Truer words never spoken, my friend.

Thanks to everyone who made it out to The Manhattan Room this weekend. It was great to see some old friends making the scene. And, yes, I know I need a haircut and, no, I’m not going for the Napolian Dynamite look, smartguy.

Anyway, I just found out that we’re playing in DE on the last night of the Italian festival. So, pick up a couple of canolis and head over to Coloseum on 1206 Union Street Saturday night for what is being billed as “the official hipster afterparty of the Italian Festival!”