Entry #225
Thursday, December 8, 2005

The Shark, Meme Chris Tucker and myself all took a little ride last night out to Jim Salamone’s place (AKA Keith Jones) to pick up the mastered version of The Situation’s debut album (and to go through his extensive collection of Rolling Stone concert programs). I have to say, after listening to it a few times over, I’m really pleased with the way it came out. It almost makes all the fighting and BS we went through over the last four years worth it. And I’m really proud of my bandmates as well as everyone else who had a hand in putting it together - everyone did a great job. Anyway, it’s been a long time coming and I sincerely hope everyone out there likes it as much as we do. It gets released on Elephant Stone records, February 2006.


Entry #224
Wednesday, December 7, 2005

Not only is today Pearl Harbor Day, it’s also the anniversary of Delaware being the First State to sign and ratify the Constitution. That’s right, hatters, everyone one else followed us! We’re the first, the original, the classic.

And I know a lot of you are thinking “Whatever, Castro, you don’t even live in DE anymore, nor were you born there you dirty bastard.” Yeah, that’s true, but I did grow up there, so back off bro. I’m not one of those self-hating-in-denial-Delawareans like the rest of my band. Besides, no one else gives the First State love, so it might as well be MJC.com, know what I mean?

Speaking of The Situation, we still need volunteers to help fill up the bar stools at Silk City this Monday night for our video shoot. There’s no cover charge, so what do got to lose? Be there at 6:00PM and bring your A-game.

Entry #223
Tuesday, December 6, 2005

I spent most of the past weekend, locked away at home, listening to records and happily painting the hours away. I should have a few new ones posted as soon as I can find a digital camera to mooch off someone for a few hours. In the meantime, here are two new collages. One is called La Vie and the other Parliament. Let me know what you think.

Anyway, with the onslaught of recent skate-docs (Dogtown, Who Cares, the making of of Animal Chin, etc.), it seems like every other skater out there all of a sudden has some film coming out about him. This one, however, is definitely going to be a trip. For those unfamiliar with Jason Jessee, he was, well, one of the most out-there and insane vertical skaters of the late 80’s. Definitely watch the trailer ‘cause it’s funny as hell. BJM’s got nothing on this madness.

Speaking of films, Carl Barat (the other half of The Libertines) recently posted a video for his brand new band’s first single. It’s probably closer the Lib’s sound than Babyshambles and definitely proves that Mr. Doherty wasn’t the only creative force behind Up The Bracket. Check out the Dirty Pretty Things’ new video here.

Entry #222
Monday, December 5, 2005

I had the privilege (and, yes, I mean privilege) of seeing Damian Marley at the Electric Factory last night and I have to say it was one of the best concerts I’ve seen in a long, long time. Seriously - he brought the fire to the factory! As good as the album is, it was even better live. No joke. There’s nothing like watching a band that tight bring that much energy and passion to an audience to make you realize the little band you play in ain’t shit. He even did a medley tribute of some his dad’s more political songs (including War and Zimbabwe) that had JP and I picking our jaws up off the floor. Their high energy two hour set included a Rasta version of Bez, dancing the night away while waving the Red, Gold and Green Lion of Judah flag. See him now in a small venue before he blows up and hits the stadium circuit.

X-Clan kicked off the night with an impressive opening set, although I was a bit disappointed that they didn't come out rockin’ their old school outfits.

Anyway, thanks to Hampton for making it happen. And congrats on the new baby, man - that’s awesome!

Entry #221
Friday, December 2, 2005

I finally heard that new Black Eyed Peas song this morning while eating my Breakfast cereal. You know the one I mean - “My Hump, My Hump, My Lovely Lady Lumps” What, are you a frikkin’ camel or something? I kept imagining someone sitting at home with a pen and a pad, scribbling those lyrics down, shaking their head in approval and thinking “yeah, this is great. this is genius.” I’m sorry, but that song's just ridiculously awful. I have no doubt it'll be huge in the clubs, though.

Ok, it’s time for this weeks Mighty Top Five. Actually, I liked this one so much, I’m making it a Top Seven. It comes from a woman who recently told me I have the taste of a 4 year old, her favorite color, if you’re wondering, is purple and she’s a very funny lady. So here she is, the one and only - Ms. Zenzi! For the record, all these stories are true, only the names have been changed to protect the guilty. Take it away, Zenzi!

Zenzi’s Top Seven First Date Warning Signs That Let You Know It Might Not Work Out.

1. Has to take you out in the early afternoon because his parole officer has him on a Sundown curfew.

2. Demands gas money because you live "out of the way". Car subsequently breaks down and the 2 of you push it to the nearest gas station. You take a cab the rest of the way home (no "refund" of gas money is issued).

3. He brings his girlfriend along (but apologizes the "mishap" later)

4. Blind date spends entire initial phone call trying to find out if you're a "fattie" without asking directly (asks questions like "how often do you work out?” "what's your best feature?")

5. Date sneaks a "40" into the movie theatre and talks loudly to the screen during the feature horror flick ("look out, bitch!!")

6. Date chooses dinner location based on soon to expire 2 for one dining coupon (Ummmm...Olive Garden!).

7. "Romantic" Date consists of meal from 7-11 eaten in the room he rents in a communal house. You watch "State Property" with him and try to figure out where you went wrong in life.

Thanks, Zenzi.

That’s all I got. Have a great weekend, everybody!


Entry #220
Thursday, December 1, 2005



Congrats to Langhorn, PA’s own Chris Cole who was recently voted Thrasher Magazine’s Skater of the Year for 2005. No big surprise there, really, especially if you’ve seen his part in Zero’s New Blood video. The kid’s on fire. Hell, even I voted for him.

OK, listen up - The Situation needs you! We will be filming a video for “Modern Dances” Monday, December 12th at Silk City and we're looking for people to just hang out, do their thing and have a good time. How hard could that be, right? Most of you'll probably still be hung over from the weekend anyway so you might as well swing by for some of the hair of the dog that bit ya. You’ll need to be there around 6:00 PM. Filming should last no longer than two hours. And remember - dress to impress bro.

Entry #219
Wednesday, November 30, 2005

I just heard this morning that not only did Stan Berenstain (creator of the Berenstain Bears) pass on, but legendary guitarist Link Wray of “Rumble” fame did as well. How depressing - the great ones are dropping like flies, I'll tell ya.

Anyway, one of the creepier things I’ve seen this year is this insanely realistic robotic monkey head. I’m not sure why someone would drop $150 bucks on it nor am I really sure what you’re supposed to do with it once you get it home but, whatever - at least the video’s funny.

Yeah, and if you couldn’t guess, things are pretty slow here today and, unfortunately, I’m all out of the kind witty banter people seem to crave on this so-called information super-highway. Honestly, I think you’re better off checking out this website on the artwork of Ray Johnson instead.

Entry #218
Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Well,that’s one down, but there’s still plenty more where that came from, for sure. It’s nice to see some politicians finally get taken to task.

Anyway, former schroeder guitarist Nick DiMaria recently sent along another of his excellent DJ mixes. Click here to get your own party started, bro. Be warned though, it’s a large file but definitely worth the wait. Word on the streets is that my man’s gonna remix The Situation’s Cherry in the not so distant future. Stay tuned.

Entry #217
Monday, November 28, 2005

I haven’t seen a band with this kind of idiotic genius since Dread Zeppelin (well, except for maybe El Vez). They’re called Beatallica, and they mash-up Beatles and Metallica songs into one giant pile of heavy metal parody. My favorites were “Got To Get You Trapped Under Ice” and “Everybody’s Got A Ticket To Ride Except For Me and My Lightning” The singer’s definitely got the whole Hetfield growl down! They’re scheduled to destroy the North Star in Philly this Friday night, bro.

Anyway, here’s a great mini-documentary on Danny Way’s Great Wall of China jump. I still can’t believe he made it with his ankle that tweaked. The guy’s a machine.

And I finally saw Walk The Line over the weekend and loved it. Reece Witherspoon was especially good as June Carter. Definitely check it out if your a fan of Sun records and early rock-n-roll.

Entry #216
Thanksgiving, Thursday, November 24, 2005

The China-men built the railroad
The Indians saved the Pilgrim
And in return the Pilgrim killed em
They call it it Thanksgiving, I call your holiday hell-day
Cause I'm from poverty, neglected by the wealthy

Nas, What Goes Around, Stillmatic

You know, I can’t help but have so many mixed feelings about Thanksgiving. When I look back on that holiday myth that we’ve all been force fed through years of schooling, and I contrast it with the realization that we’re living on a stolen land where for years Pilgrims and other settlers killed millions of Native Americans either through violence and the spreading of disease, I feel a mixture of disgust and depression. I mean, honestly, we might as well be Germans celebrating the holocaust, because, in many ways, that’s closer to how it was. And what’s worse is that after all these years, the native peoples of America still don’t get the respect or equality they deserve. I can't help but sometimes feel that this holiday is nothing more than a yearly slap in their faces.

On the flip side, though, I know in my heart I’ve got much to be thankful for. I’ve been blessed with a pretty charmed life and I do my best to keep that in perspective on a daily basis. I’m thankful for my health, for the breath in my lungs and for my family and close friends, without whose love and support I can’t even imagine where I’d be today. Thank you all so much. I love you all.

Anyway, enough sappiness and enough preaching. I hope you and your family have a safe and healthy holiday. For more information on the truth aboutThanksgiving, click here or, to make a donation to the Native American Rights Fund, click here. It’s the least you can do.

Have a great weekend everybody.

Entry #215
Wednesday, November 23, 2005

I got to work this morning and was pleasantly surprised by a nice little write-up about tonight’s show in the Philadelphia Weekly. Apparently we’re about to blow up and leave Philly forever. Why am I always the last to know these things?

Anyway, definitely head down to The Fire tonight and join us in a little pre-Thanksgiving revelry. Things should get cooking around 9:00 PM with Drew Mills, followed by The Situation and then, rounding out the night, The A-Sides. Contrary to other reports, The Lilys are not playing. I mean, what better excuse is there to drink wild turkey than in celebration of Thanksgiving?

And, yes, Laz will be performing with us. Every time he tries to leave, we just pull him back in, bro.

Entry #214
Tuesday, November 22, 2005

On the news this morning, they kept showing all these people who camped overnight in the rain on Toys R’ Us’ doorstep just so they could be the first in line to get a new X-Box. Of course, as they were interviewing the soaking wet yet still proud diehards, all you saw behind them were people strolling in a few minutes late, fresh from a good nights sleep, and picking up one of the hundreds that were still sitting on the shelves. Are gamers really that competitive that they have to be #1 at everything? I’m sorry bro, but I just don’t get it.

Anyway, Meme Chris Tucker just got an email from the enigmatic Jason C. who was last seen heading off to Zambia for his stint in the peace core. Here’s what’s new with the former Young Vulgarian’s frontman:

I'm learning and using five new languages.  I was supposed to give a speech on zambian national television in kikaonde, the new language I'm nearly fluent in, but the guy who like was one of my favorite people in my training group fell out of a 4th story hotel window and died.  Now I'm in the capital, Lusaka, for the funeral, watching crocodiles swim around the lobby of the second best hotel in the country.  The aids rate in town is 1 in 4 people.  Last week I killed a cobra with a machete -- then, a couple days later, a black mamba.  I've eaten giant rat, impala, bush baby, caterpillars... some guy pointed an AK47 at me and accused me of being an angolan border raider.  The witchcraft situation is absolutely nuts.  Okay -- must run.  I'll write you more in a letter, after i get your address.
 
-jason

Anyone who interested in corresponding with Jason C., feel free to send your cards and letters to:

Jason C.
box 130050
mufumbwe, nw province
zambia

Entry #213
Monday, November 21, 2005

I stopped by Urban Outfitters over the weekend and hit the jackpot, picking up not only Shepard Fairey's book, "Post No Bills," but also Aaron Rose's memoir of his Alleged Gallery entitled "Young Sleek and Full of Hell," both for a grand total of $7! That's over $65 dollars in art books. I am the human coupon. Viva la Clearance Rack!

I also stopped by the Rengarde Art Coalition's Skateboard Transformation Exhibition in West Chester on Saturday which featured 100 boards painted, recreated and donated by over 70 different artists including Chuck Terrece and Mike V. I especially liked the boards that were cut and shaped into snakes as well as the one that was cut in two and bound into a book. Overall the turnout was great and the show seemed to be well received. It' nice to see so many new DIY art scenes sprouting up. Look for more shows in early 2006.

Speaking of skateboarding and art, here's a link to a humerous article about the man who (along with Neil Blender) arguably started it all - Skateboarder Magazines 16 Things You Didn't Know About Mark Gonzales. Viva La Gonz!

Entry #212
Friday, November 18, 2005

If anybody goes to see Walk the Line this weekend, let me know how it is. I had the privilege of seeing the Man in Black perform years ago at the University of Delaware and he was amazing, a class act all the way.

Anyway, is it just me, or has this been, like, the slowest week ever? Is anything exciting going on this weekend? I feel like I’m out of the loop now since Meme shut down his blog spot.

Well, as a treat for all you “footie” fans out there, this week’s Mighty Top Five comes from our resident oddsmaker, the “Jimmy the Greek” of MJC.com (minus the racial slurs of course), Philadelphia filmmaker and soon to be director of The Situation’s “Modern Dances” video, the one, the only, Justin Clowes. Take it away, man. Oi! Oi! Oi!

Justin’s Top 5 Countries Most Likely to Win the World Cup.

1. Brazil - Odds on favorites. Can't disagree with that one.
2. Argentina - Talent + cheating = winning. Almost as good as Brazil
3. Germany - Host nation. Even when they're bad they're good.
4. Portugal - Europe's version of Brazil.
5. Czech Republic - Sleeper choice.

England - My ticker can't take another penalty shoot out. I've seen them choke too many times. About as likely as the Stone Roses re-forming.

France, Italy, Spain, Netherlands are all in with a shout. For more on the world cup, click here.

Thank Justin. For information on Football (or if you just want to head-butt the guy“football fan style” over his picks) you can usually find him sitting at the bar at the Dark Horse whenever ManUnited is playing.

That’s it for me - have a great weekend everybody!

Entry #211
Thursday, November 17, 2005

I had lunch today at the Union League and all I kept thinking about was “wow, this is where they filmed Trading Places!” Anyway, I got to meet the woman who created Barney, who, in my opinion, has a lot to answer for (namely that awful song that drove everyone crazy a few years back.) Captain Noah was there too, as was DJ John DeBella. I’ll tell ya - the life of a rock star is one non-stop party, bro.

Entry #210
Wednesday, November 16, 2005

I caught the new Gorilla’s video while inhaling my breakfast cereal this morning (yeah - I woke up late.) It’s called “Dare” and it features the disembodied head of former Happy Mondays’ frontman Shaun Ryder, which is pretty funny considering DARE is also an acronym for “Drug Abuse Resistance Education.” I must admit, the man gets bigger and bigger everytime I see him. Who ate all the pies? I don’t know, but my guess is it’s between Shaun and Matthew Sweet. And don’t get me wrong - I'm a fan of both of their work. Knowing my luck as well as my addiction to chocolate chip cookies, I’m probably heading down the same path myself. To quote Mr. Ryder, “I’m just taking the piss”.


Entry #209
Tuesday, November 15, 2005

People have been asking for it, so here it is - the latest on The Situation:

1. Have you guys found a bass player yet? No.

2. Have you finally gotten your debut CD mastered? Of course not.

3. Have you found a new practice space yet? What do we look like - real estate agents? No. No. No.

Look, man, later for all that - what’s important is that we’re playing a special pre-Thanksgiving blowout party at The Fire (in Philly) on Wednesday, November 23. So follow our lead, put off baking that pie or whatever else you should be doing and enjoy the sweet sounds of The Situation, The A-sides, Drew Mills (of Bloodfeathers) as well as a fourth unknown band who we haven’t even asked yet. Procrastination is the new sensation. You know how we do it.

Entry #208
Monday, November 14, 2005

A favorite new pastime I discovered this weekend involves bombing the hills of Swarthmore’s beautiful college campus on my mountain bike, weaving in and out of the Ivy League students who are leisurely strolling along their scenic wooded walking paths. Is that wrong? It also doesn’t hurt to have a few extra cups of coffee beforehand or to don this cheap Tupac mask that I bought for 8 bucks this past Halloween. Extra points if it’s fall and you can plow through a four foot pile of leaves, bro.

I also rented one of the worst movies ever this weekend called Modigliani, starring Andy Garcia. It’s supposed to be about the famous Parisian painter but I later found out it’s not actually based on truth or fact or anything. They even concocted some weird rivalry between him and Picasso, who, for some unknown reason, is about 80lbs heavier than he was in real life. Did I mention it was absolutely horrible? You’re better off watching Fingerbanging - seriously.

Entry #207
Friday, November 11, 2005

Alright, it’s Friday which means we’ve all got plenty of things to do, what with the weekend around the corner and all, so let’s get down to business. Unless, of course, you're one of those lucky SOB's who got Veteran's Day off today who are bored at home, probably lounging around in some slippers, hung over from the night before and just leisurly surfing the web. You make me jealous AND sick (ok - just jealous)

Anyway, this week’s Mighty Top Five comes from a friend of a friend with whom I recently spent a good part of an evening swapping humorous public transportation horror stories. Honestly, I don’t know much about her, other than the fact that she recently got a book of her photography published, which means I can’t really give her one of my super over-the-top-James-Brown introductions. Instead, we’ll do it Mad Libs style: So, her she is, the_______ of ______, the girl who puts the _____ in ______, NYC’s finest, Megan! Take it away, homegirl:

New York Megan’s Top Five Subway Stories

The Penis and the Man
One afternoon, I was coming home from the airport via the A train. Tired, bored, and minding my own business when I turn to my right and notice this guy smiling at me. Annoyed, I looked away but noticed he had his penis out of his pants and was pleasuring himself! Panicked, I took my bag and hit him with it, causing his glasses to fly off his face and break. Although, this did not interrupt his masturbating, he did yell an expletive at me, which got the attention of the other riders who luckily came to my defense.

The Sniffer
It was the first day of my new job, and I was riding the 1 train downtown. As usual, I was minding my own business, when I suddenly felt this warm breeze on the back of my neck. I turn around to find the source of this creepy sensation and see a well-dressed, normal seeming “business man” shamelessly inhaling me! “God, you smell great”, he smiles at me. Horrified, I move away from the sniffing freak. From what I’ve heard, I’m not his only victim.

Five Vomiting Dorothys
Halloween 2004 must have been the year of the slutty Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz costume. My friends and I were coming back from the parade and waiting for the W train to Queens. We were chatting and observing those around us, especially five women decked out in ridiculous slutty Dorothy costumes. These Dorothys were very drunk and causing quite a commotion with their yelling and hanging all over each other. One of them begins to aggressively vomit onto the subway tracks. As is on cue, the other four join her in the vomiting. All five of their frilly behinds were extended in the air as they emptied their alcohol consumption onto the tracks. Luckily, they did not get on the W when it arrived, but proceeded onto another platform to continue the vomit party.

The Frightened Cop
Are you afraid of rats? I’m not really. One morning, waiting for the V train, a cop approached me. “Excuse me, ma’am-are you afraid of rats?” “Ugh, no” I replied. “Well, would you mind scaring that one away?” I shook my wet umbrella and the rat scurried along. “Wow, I never met a woman who wasn’t scared of a rat.” Well, now you have.

The unassuming Nudist
Okay, this didn’t happen to me, but to my friend Dan. It happened on this very morning as he was riding the F train to work. The glazed over eyes of the riders of this train almost did not notice there was a NAKED woman just sitting there on a subway seat. Yes, completely naked and yes, sitting on a subway seat. No one asked her is she was okay, or if she was a performance artist or whatever. It seemed to be an everyday occurrence to her, and maybe it was.

Thanks, Megan! And have fun jumping the turnstiles. I’ve been to Queens - I know how they do it out there.

That’s all I got - have a great weekend everybody!


Entry #206
Thursday, November 10, 2005

Years back, I was at this huge outdoor party called “Wilburfest” and, as the night was winding down, I heard someone behind me yell “Land Shark” really loud. So I turned around to be greeted by four frat boys, each pretty plastered, carrying their recently passed-out-and-buck-naked comrade proudly above there heads, with half a pizza box stuck in the crack of his ass like a shark fin! They then ran off with him into the night somewhere, screaming the theme from Jaws at the top of their lungs. Hey - that’s what friends are for, right?

Anyway, that story has no real relevance. I just remembered it last night for some reason while driving home and it made me chuckle. More funny stories to come tomorrow, bro. Stay tuned.

Entry #205
Wednesday, November 9, 2005

I don’t understand why people are all of a sudden so excited that Philadelphia’s getting this reputation of being known as the “6th borough” I’m sorry, but is that supposed to be some kind of compliment? Don’t get me wrong, I love New York (I was born there, actually) but Philly’s got it’s own thing going on. We don’t need to be treated like the Big Apple’s red-headed step child anymore. Philadelphia can stand tall all on it’s own.

Ok, ok, enough ranting.

Never mind, f-that dawg. Why the hell are they remaking King Kong for a third time? Did you see that awful version from the 70’s? I don’t know - maybe it’s because scientists have recently discovered thatgiant apes really did exist! Kong is for real, bro! Anyway, you’re right, I’ll probably go see it, being a sucker for monkey’s and all.

Word on the street is that Meme Chris Tucker has baked a mad batch of his homemade chocolate chip chip cookies for his gig tonight at the Standard Tap! It’s BYOM, though, so come prepared. You bring the milk, he’ll bring the music - it’s that simple.


Entry #204
Tuesday, November 8, 2005

I don’t know why, but people keep emailing this link to me. Honestly, although I’m probably only one of the handful of people who enjoyed The Brown Bunny, I really have no desire to purchase any of Vincent Gallo’s sperm. Besides, dude’s a pro-Bush Republican and I don’t usually swing that way, bro.

Anyway, that’s all I’ve got for today. I don’t know - go watch Fingerbanging again or something. Oh wait - it’s election day! Get out and vote!

Entry #203
Monday, November 7, 2005

Travelling west through Pennsylvania this weekend, I was woken from a nice little nap by someone pounding my arm with their fist, yelling to wake up and listen to some ridiculous song called ”Honky Tonk Badonkadonk.” I have to admit - it was as funny as it was awful, and will no doubt be a big hit on the country music scene ala the equally horrible “Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy”. Be forewarned, people, it’s coming.

Anyway, while in Gettysburg, we also went on one of their many “haunted ghost tours,” which was a lot of fun. Apparently, wherever there’s a location where a lot of people have been killed, they now claim that it’s haunted likewise start a tour to cash in on all the tourists, which means the haunted tour of Camden, NJ should be opening any day now.

Hey, did I mention that Mr. On-The-Wagon himself, Meme Chris Tucker is playing a solo show this Wednesday night at the Standard Tap in Philly? Well, to quote Big Poppa, “If you don’t know, now you know”

Entry #202
Friday, November 4, 2005

We’re getting right down to business today because this week’s Mighty Top Five comes from one old friend that I definitely don’t hang out with as much as I’d like to, which is a shame because, honestly, the guy’s funny as shit. A lot of you may remember him as the man behind Newark’s Sans Film Festival (which, I’ve heard through the grapevine, he may be resurrecting) or, if you’re really old school, from his stint as lead singer for the much under-rated Knotch. Or maybe you just saw him skating the old curb in front of Wooden Wheels once. Regardless, the guy does the best impression of James Brown ever which is why I decided to give him not one, but 5 Top Fives. So, without further ado, here’s my man, filmmakerScott Shaw! Take it away, Dolemite.

Scott Shaw’s Top Five Top Fives

Top 5 Best Kill Sequence in a Movie
1. Nicolas Cage in "Wild at Heart"
2. Willem Defoe in "Wild at Heart"
3. Clarence takes out Gary Oldman in "True Romance"
4. Terminator 1 - Sara Connor ? BLAM dead house wife.
5. Wicked Witch of the East gets slammed in "The Wizard of Oz"

Top 5 Reasons Why Delaware Sucks Ass
1. No one knows what state it's in
2. No sales tax - big deal, we have like, two good places to shop
3. Our beaches are over-run with out-of-towners
4. The two good places to shop are a mall and the outlets
5. NO FUCKING MUSIC OR FILM SCENE - I'm trying to change one of them.

Top 5 Reasons Why Delaware Kicks Ass
1. It's my place of Birth
2. We don't have an accent, everyone else does.
3. The Barn Door, Deer Park, and the East End
4. No good places to skate.
5. and MOTHER FUCKIN CAPRIOTTI's Started here bitch.

Top 5 Reasons Why No Man Is Funkier Than James Brown
1. The Hair
2. The voice
3. The legs of fire
4. The soul
5. The HuuuaHH!

Top 5 People Who Deserve a Serious Can of Woop-Ass
1. ANY Politican Democrat or Republican, they all suck ass
2. People who fail to use their blinker
3. Starbucks employees who fuck up my bev.
4. Cops who pull me over for speeding.
5. Punk-ass-bitches

Thanks Scott. Did you know that Scott and I now share the same hairstylist. That’s right, I finally took the plunge and got my wig trimmed by Roberta at Lux Design Corp on Main Street in Newark, DE (302-368-5575.). She’s excellent - drop on in and get your dome done right, bro.

Well, we’re about to load up the gear and head off to our show tonight at the Knitting Factory. Hopefully We’ll see you there. Have a great weekend everybody.

Entry #201
Thursday, November 3, 2005

Everyone knows that I’ve pulled more than my fair share of pranks that went over the line but this is ridiculous. Thor is already claiming it’s a hoax ala the finger in the Wendy’s chili. You heard it here first.

And Congratulations to Bullette who won the City Paper’s “Best Album You Can Get For Free And Without A Guilty Conscience” Award. I was secretly hoping The Situation would win the “Longest Amount Of Time Taken To Get Your Manager To Finally Deliver Your FInished Album To The Guy Who Is Supposed To Master It” Award but no luck. I guess the three month wait didn’t cut it. Better luck next year, boys.

Entry #200
Wednesday, November 2, 2005

I just had lunch at the World Cafe Live - did you know they sell “eggplant fries” there? I looked at the waitress like “What the hell are you talking about?” Apparently, they’re just like regular fries only they use eggplant instead of potatoes. Honestly, they taste just like onion rings so you’re not missing much. Well, you heard it here first - eggplant is the new potato.

You know, I think that’s probably the most pointless thing I’ve written on here yet. Score one for me, bro.

If for some odd reason you’re stuck in Philadelphia Friday night and can’t make it to The Situation’s free show at the Knitting Factory NYC, then you should definitely head over to the Shepard Fairey art opening at Black Floor. That’s where I’d be if I wasn’t busy playing “rock star.” There’s also a really cool opening at the Drizzle Gallery (162 N. Third Street) the same night featuring the photography of Tom Hawkins, which I’ve heard is really good. Who needs a social planner when you’ve MJC.com?

Entry #199
Tuesday, November 1, 2005

Damn, the new Damian Marley album is f#ck’n good! Best reggae album since Sizzla’s Black Woman and Child. Or maybe Buju’s Inna Heights - I’m not sure which one came out first.

Anyway, if you remember a few month’s back, I was involved in an 24 hour artistic benefit called Create-A-Thon. Well, the good folks over at Hypno Design have recently put together a CAT 2005 website where you can view all the finished work as well as photos and videos of the event. And in case you’re wondering, I was responsible for all the Free Library of Philadelphia Foundation pieces. Check it out to see how much great work can be knocked out in a 24+ hour period.


Entry #198
Monday, October 31, 2005

Happy Halloween! If you’re like me, then you’re probably already stuffing your face with candy and all sorts of other treats. By the way, it looks like we’re all going to hell as well. Bummer.

Anyway, as previously mentioned, The Situation will be playing a special free show in the Big Apple this Friday night (November 4) at a party called “See Syd Run, Run Syd Run” It’s basically a large scale hipster pep rally for our friend, Sydney, whose running in the New York Marathon the following Sunday (and we all know that nothing quite caps off a season of training better copious amounts of alcoholic beverages!) So come on out and wish the girl “Best of Luck” with her hideously long, grueling run. Hey, did I mention it’s FREE? The festivities take place at the Knitting Factory and is being presented by Audio Alchemy. I believe it a ll starts at 8:00 PM in the Old Office.

Entry #197
Friday, October 28, 2005

I did a new collage earlier this week while watching Scream 2 on Monsterfest. I guess it was a subconscious message to Neve Campbell or something. I’ve finished a couple of new paintings as well which, hopefully, I’ll have up on the site in the next few weeks. Stay tuned.

Oh yeah - before I forget: The Situation will be playing a free show next Friday night at the Knitting Factory in NYC. Details to come shortly. Again, you gotta stay tuned. I can’t stress that enough people.

Hey, this guy Mitch Walker must be like, the MacGyver of demon hunting! I mean, he caught a 3 and a half inch succubus with only a bread crum and some paper towels! Damn, those Landover Baptists are crafty!

Anyway, speaking of demons, in honor of all the spooky activities everyone’s got planned for the coming weekend, this week’s Top 5 comes from the scream queen of New Jersey (soon to be relocating to Philly, I believe?), the rock-n-roll girl herself, Ms. Gina! Take it away, girl:

By no means an exhaustive list, but there are a few little known goosebump inducing flicks I was happy to write about for Joe, a man who loves horror films and dessert, but not necessarily in that order. I found many of these on Netflix, although I’m sure you’ll find them just as easily in your local video store, especially if said video store happens to be the TLA. I tried to pick a variety of genres, from ghost story to slasher to zombie flick for everyone’s, er, “tastes”.

Gina’s Top 5 Scary Movies You’ve Never Seen but Should:

The Convent: Has a very DIY vibe, but that’s not necessarily a bad thing. Takes the cliché slasher movie characters and manages to make an entertaining movie. The visuals are startling and if the Exorcist creeped you out, better leave the lights on. Throw in a more mature but still sexy Adrienne Barbeau as a cool ex Catholic schoolgirl packing a shotgun and this graduates from straight-to-video cheesefest to semi-respectable possession horror flick. Also answers the timeless question: Should you accept the oral sexual advances of a reanimated demon spawn disguised as a sassy Goth chick? Answer: No.

The Woman In Black: Classic British ghost story made for TV with a Masterpiece Theater veneer, but effectively creepy nonetheless. I literally had to pause it and walk out of the room into the light during one particular scene that still makes me tremble just thinking about it, even all these years later. No I won’t tell you which one. You’ll know when you see it. Let’s just say I really wanted to sleep with the lights on afterwards.

Stagefright: One of the cheesiest of the Italian slasher films of the ‘80’s. Directed by Michel Soavi, the future genius behind Cemetery Man. At that point though, he was still making a name for himself as a horror director. This is great fun to watch with a group, and while the plot is especially hard to swallow, once the action moves to the locked up theater, the chills really come quickly.

Curtains: Fun Canadian slasher flick with an interesting premise. A director asks an actress to do some research for a film role by having herself committed. Unbeknownst to her, he has already invited a different group of actresses to audition for the role at his secluded mansion in the woods, leaving her to rot in the asylum. After she escapes, the actresses begin turning up dead in rather horrible ways. The piece de resistance is the ice skating on the pond scene. Didn’t think ice skating could be terrifying? Think again. Tonya Harding is nowhere to be found either…

Let Sleeping Corpses Lie (aka The Living Dead at Manchester Morgue): Sort of a similar plot to The Grapes of Death (really), it deals with pesticides that farmers have been using on their crops which cause local townsfolk to turn into flesh eating zombies. Good gore and effects. And how can you resist with a title like that?

Thanks Gina! I owe you a chocolate cip cookie for that one.

And, in case you didn’t know how to crash Satan’s Birthday party this weekend, this guy seems to have all the answers!

That’s it for me - have a great weekend everybody.

Entry #196
Thursday, October 27, 2005

I’ve gotten quite a few emails lately from people wanting me to repost a film Nick P and I did back in 2002 called “Fingerbanging” For those not in the know, it was a fingerboarding send up of all the classic skate videos I grew up watching as a teen as well as a response to the closing of Love Park in Philadelphia skateboarders. Anyway, it got circulated around the internet a few years back and got a pretty good response - especially from “serious” fingerboarders who made it more than clear on the Tech Deck message boards that I had no skills. I quickly responded that they had no life. Honestly, I never expected anyone to take it that seriously. We were just bored at work and looking for a way to pass some time.

So, enough excuses - here’s Fingerbanging Enjoy and spread the word.

Entry #195
Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Well, I don't have much to say today so instead of rambling on about some subject that neither of us really cares about, I'm leaving you this short film from 2002 entitled Nick Learns How To Skateboard, filmed by yours truly and starring MJC.com regular, Nick P. Enjoy!

Entry #194
Tuesday, October 25, 2005

OK, it’s time to be honest - I’m a pretty horrible bandmate Last Sunday was Situation frontman Christopher Tucker’s birthday and I totally dropped the ball and forgot to call the old man. No present. No singing. No nothing. I know, I know, I’m an self-centered SOB, etc., etc. and I feel really guilty about it. Anyway, feel free to hit up his myspace page with some belated birthday wishes. I did.

And why did I miss it, you ask? I don’t know - I was probably too busy laying around the house, listening to the rain and watching AMC’s Monsterfest! I mean, come on - 200 straight hours of bloody chainsaws, blood sucking vampires and teenage girls screaming in the woods. What’s not to love?


Entry #193
Monday, October 24, 2005

Being rained in most of the weekend, I caught up on a couple of movies. The first one was the German film, Downfall, which is about the end of the Third Reich and Hitler’s last days in the bunker. Not the kind of movie that you’d want to watch over and over again, it was definitely powerful and leaves a mark. To be honest, in it’s raw presentation of realism, it’s about as fucked as the Nazi party was. Very disturbing and in many moments, extremely sad.

On a brighter note, I also picked up a copy of Mad Monster Party, the 60’s cult Halloween film by Rankin Bass, the creators of such holiday classics as “Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer.” It’s a lot of fun, very 60’s in both it’s music and visual style. Worth checking out if you’re into those kinds of things (like me). I’m sure Tim Burton’s watched it more times than he’d like to admit.

Entry #192
Friday, October 21, 2005

My stylist of three years recently dropped me due to irreconcilable difference so, if anyone out there can recommend someone who will do a bang up job clippin’ and trimmin’ my dome - please let me know because the fro’s got to go. I need a haircut - really bad. Honestly, I think people should be able to interview possible hair stylists before choosing one. I mean, you need to know what kind of taste they have, right? What kind music do they listen to? What’s their favorite color? What’s their style like? You wouldn’t let some stranger dress you up or choose cloths for you, would you? Well, basically, that’s what goes down when you take a chance on some unknown clipper-jockey. So, if you know anyone whose talented when it comes to the art of hair sculpture, help a brother out and drop me a line. Help me Obi-Wan, you’re my only hope.

Thanks to everyone who made it out the Millcreek last night. Special thanks to the boys in the band for helping me with my equipment and everything - you guys are the best. And if you missed the Sky Drops set, definitely catch them sometime in the future. They were awesome.

And today’s Top Five is from.... well, nobody, actually. Let’s be honest, I’m running out of friends and I’m no where near as popular as I pretend to be. Ok, actually, I waited until the last minute to ask someone and I never heard back. Kind of like your senior Prom in High School, right? Will this vicious cycle of procrastination ever end?

That’s all I got - have a great weekend everybody.


Entry #191
Thursday, October 20, 2005

I’ve got to admit that Vice puts out some pretty funny stuff. This “Do They Know It’s Halloween” song is great. And no, I’m not just saying that because they like our band.

Speaking of Halloween, it’s Bela Lugosi’s Birthday! So, go ahead and suck some blood tonight in honor of everyone’s favorite vampire actor. Well, except for maybe George Hamilton, who played an extremely well tanned Count in Love At First Bite - what a classic.

And, if you’re a resident of Richmond, Va (or just bored with a car), be sure not to miss their first annual Richmond Zombie Walk! If it’s anything like The Cramps’ Zombie Dance, then you’re in for a good time.

Don't forget - The Situation is playing the Millcreek Tavern tonight along with Rob Montejo & Bullette's new project, The Sky Drops. Definitely swing by and check it out. Personally, I'll be hitting the Free Library before hand to see a lecture by artists Charles Burns, Chris Ware and Chip Kidd, author of the excellent novel about freshman college graphic design classes, The Cheese Monkeys.

Entry #190
Wednesday, October 19, 2005

While deleting some old files from my hard drive, I found this little blast from the past which I figured I'd share with you. It's a bootleg version of The Situation covering The Jesus and Mary song, Never Understand, live on some radio station in Cleveland. I think it's from 2003. It's 3.5 MB so, if you're on dial-up or hand-crank or something, then it may take a while for it to download.

Anyway, here's a poloroid I took over the weekend of Nick P. doing a boardslide to fakie on the Moorestown mini-ramp. No lie - the guy was on fire last Sunday! Duane woud be proud.

Entry #189
Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Sorry, bro - I've got nothing today but a promise that tomorrow's update will be so much better. How could it not, no?

Entry #188
Monday, October 17, 2005

As many of you may have heard, Ed Bacon passed away this past Friday. One of Philadelphia’s favorite sons, Ed was responsible for designing Love Park in the 60’s and, over the last few years, he campaigned tirelessly to have it reopened legally to the legions of skateboarders who flocked there from around the globe. I had the pleasure of meeting the man briefly on a couple of occasions and, even in his 90’s, he was still a class act, very friendly and full of life. R.I.P. Ed Bacon.


Entry #187
Friday, October 14, 2005

What I am doing tonight? I’m going to see Franz Ferdinand on Friday the Fourteenth.

Anyway, it’s the end of the week, which brings us to today’s better-late-than-never Mighty Top Five from Laz’s brother, the meat monster of Little Italy himself, my man, Frank! Take it away paisan!

Apparently, the lack of meat in Joe’s diet has affected his ability to tell time.  15 days does not equal 1 month!!!  I know that I was pushing it, but it was hard to choose from the list of suggested Mighty Top Fives.  I had some for all, but not all for one.  But anyway . . .

Frank’s Top Five Meals That Keep Him Eating Meat

1)The Cheeseburger
Ah, the almighty cheeseburger . . . nothing beats a thick, juicy, greasy burger cooked medium on a fresh . . . well, any type of roll will do. After all, it is the burger which is the important part.  The only thing that makes this classic better is some quality toppings.  Lettuce, tomato, pickles, ketchup, mustard, and relish are all acceptable as long as they know their place as condiments.  Vegetables go on the burger not in the burger!  Finally, there is the cheese.  Any cheese will do as long as there is lots of it.

2)Chicken Parmigiana
If made correctly, chicken parmigiana can tie the almighty, but it can never beat it.  After all, it is only chicken.  The chicken breast has to be pounded paper-thin, breaded, and then fried until golden brown. After baking in tomato sauce which must be home made and never that store bought jar shit, the chicken is covered in mozzarella cheese and broiled until golden brown and bubbly.

3)Meatballs
Not just any meatballs will do.  They have to be made with the right combination of beef, pork, and veal with the garlic, parsley, eggs, breadcrumbs, and spices.  These balls should be baked and never fried and simmered in a pot of homemade tomato sauce until they soften.  Pure Italian bliss in the shape of a ball:  what more could you ask for?

4)The Italian Sub
This is my default sandwich, and it always seems to satisfy no matter how crappily it is made.  This combination of Italian lunch meats and provolone cheese comfortably nestled in an Italian roll covered with tomatoes, lettuce, and pickles is a work of art that should be appreciated and loved by all.

5)General Tso’s Chicken
This popular Chinese dish has many incarnations, but they all have a couple of things in common.  They all contain some part of the chicken, they are all fried, they are all covered in a gooey sauce, and they are all good.  There is a rumor that someone once heard me say that I like the vegetarian version of General Tso’s chicken better than the original.  I will not confirm or deny making this statement.  I will admit that eating the vegetarian version is “safer” because you don’t have to worry about what “part” of the “chicken” you are eating.  Then again, who really cares what part of the chicken you are eating as long as it is chicken that you are eating?

All this talk about meat has made me hungry.   I think I will go get me one of those Meat’normous Omelet Sandwiches from Burger King.  I just wish that it contained a little more meat and a little less omelet.

Thanks, Frank. You make a pretty strong case . Actually, I’m surprised you got through the whole thing without swearing once! What happened to the foul mouth Frank we all know and love?

That’s all I got. Have a great weekend everybody.


Entry #186
Thursday, October 13, 2005

While watching MTV the other day, I saw the new Weezer video, “We Are All In Love” which, on the album, is called “We All All On Drugs.” Now I’m assuming they had to change it to insure airplay on that beacon of counter-culture rebelliousness and rock-n-roll (note sarcasm) MTV. Of course, the video was followed by a commercial for Zoloft, which was priceless. The truth is an offense sometimes, I guess.


Entry #185
Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Is it wrong to say to a co-worker “Wow, your daughter must have a pretty healthy sex drive” after she informs you that she’s going to be a Grandmother for the third time in as many years?

You know, everybody always knocks myspace or whatever but, honestly, for me, it’s been great and has gotten me in touch with a lot of old friends. I recently got an out-of-the-blue message from Steve Kennedy, formerly of such fondly remembered Newark, DE bands as The Houseplants and Nitrous. Apparently, Steve packed up and headed west about ten years ago and is currently fronting the excellent Bay area band, Sciflyer. Definitely check out their brand of shoegazer pop when you get a chance. Anyway, it ends up that while in LA years ago, Steve befriended Ben Vendetta, who would later found Elephant Stone records, home of The Situation and Smashing Orange. It’s a small world I tell ya. It’s always good to see old friends move on to bigger and better things and, if all goes well, we may play some west coast/east coast shows with them sometime next year.

Entry #184
Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Situation frontman Christopher Tucker will be performing a rare solo acoustic show tomorrow night (October 12) at the Standard Tap in Northern Liberties, Philadelphia. Here’s your chance to hear some of the songs the band turned down so can tell us what fools we are and how bad our taste is. Rumor has it that Mr. MEME will be spinning some platters that matter as well.

Speaking of The Sitch, in the better late than never category, Laz has finally posted a nice batch of embarrassing photos taken during the group’s west coast shows last May. Take a look and have a laugh at our expense. Did you know that Laz has a brother named Frank? Did you also know that I’ve been waiting a month now for Frank’s Top Five list? Come on, boys - does tardiness run in the family or something?

Word to the wise - if you spill yogurt on your desk at work, make sure you do a really good job cleaning it up. Not just paper towels, bro - use hot water, soap, bleach, whatever. And get extra thorough with that stuff because if not, then your desk will start to stink like rotten yogurt butt like mine does right now.

Entry #183
Monday, October 10, 2005

This just in from Nick P - vampire gets arrested! Actually, that sounds like a new Cramps song or something. I love Halloween.

We watched Lords of Dogtown over the weekend and, while it’s chessy in parts, it’s still decent. The original documentary is better though, especially the footage of Jay Adams. This 2 disc set has some cool bonus features including new interviews with some of the original Dogtown crew.

The new My Morning Jacket album, Z, is pretty good as well although it’s definitely a departure from their “classic southern rock” sound. This one features less guitar solo jams, a lot more keyboards and is a little more ethereal overall. John Leckie co-produced it, if that helps you any.

And speaking of music, Dan from Dead Loretta flowed me a copy of their new demo a while and I have to admit that I can’t get that damn “Miranda” song out of my head. It’s catchy as hell (in a good way). Check them out live if you get the chance. 

Anyway, today’s going pretty slow, I’m stuck at work and the Philly forecast calls for nothing but rain for the next 10 days. Other than that, I’m eating strawberry yogurt with blueberry granola right now. That’s life in the fast lane for you.

Entry #182
Friday, October 7, 2005

Ok - let’s cut to the chase. It’s Friday, which means another installment of The Mighty Top Five. And guess what - I’m breaking precedent and we’re running not one, but two Top Fives! Damn, it looks like Christmas came early kids. Anyway, my friend Michael Sanchez from The Way It Is turned me onto this week’s guest. If you’ve been to Seattle, then who knows, this mysterious stranger may have once saved your life (or maybe you just saw him busking for change on some random corner singing songs about bringing back pants.) That’s right, look out Justice League, this week’s double Top Five comes from Seattle’s favorite singing superhero, the people’s choice, Great Guy! Take it up, up and away Guy!

Great Guy’s Top Five Women Who Want Me

1. That sweet little thing at the coffee shop around the corner

2. Do animals count? I was at the zoo and this lioness was eyeing me in a funny way

3. Adair from Mr. Spots Chai House

4. Winona Ryder

5. The really cute blonde chic from nsync

Great Guy’s Top Five Superheroes That Are Washed Up

1.Superman. - can you say one dimensional?

2. Robin. - get your thing and stop riding Batman's coat tails.

3. Wonder Woman. - how can you walk around in that get up and not expect us to slobber. Damn, girl, put some pants on!

4. Aquaman. - no explanation necessary.

5. Me, - kind of.

Thanks Great Guy. And please tell Michael I said “Hi”. By the way - don’t those tights itch? Seems a little uncomfortable if you ask me.

Well, that’s all I got. Have a great weekend everybody.


Entry #181
Thursday, October 6, 2005

If you read this column often, then you know I’m anti-small. And, no, I don’t mean Nick P., bro. I’m talking about micro cell phones, iPod Nano’s, mini-M&M’s, etc. So, I was pretty psyched when I saw this old favortie come back bigger and badder than ever. Large is now in-charge and big is the new black.


Entry #180
Wednesday, October 5, 2005

Halloween is fast approaching, so here’s a new take on an old classic, possibly the feel good hit of the year.

And since we’re discussing cinema, here’s a nice article from The Spark on Scott Shaw and the ever blossoming DE Film Scene. Some of you may remember Scott as the force behind the late 90’s Sans Film Festival. Anyway, he’s my boy - we go way back and used to skate around Newark together back in the day. He’s also recently started an independent resource website for aspiring film makers that’s worth checking out.

Speaking of back in the day, as a senior in high school, I once cut 4th period Chem class to pick up Public Enemy’s “Fear of a Black Planet” on the day of it’s release. I figured I’d learn a whole lot more about the world from that album than I would in DE’s sub-par public school system. We’ll, right after work last night, I went out and picked up PE’s latest effort, New Whirl Odor, which was released yesterday. And looking back, I must say that, sadly, not much has changed - a Bush is still in the White House, we’re at war in Iraq and good jobs are scarce. And although this record is probably not going to be as groundbreaking or have the impact that the early PE records had on me, I still support Chuck and the crew. He’s one of the few vocalists who pulls no punches and let’s you know how it is. Besides, who else could write a song called “Superman’s Black in the Building?”


Entry #179
Tuesday, October 4, 2005

The Sitch will be playing a one-off show Thursday October 20th at the Millcreek Tavern to help kick off Rob Montejo’s mini-north east tour. We’ll also be joined by a band from NYC called The Break-Up. Laz has agreed to come back for yet another show so, if you haven’t gotten your fill yet of the original lineup, come on out and catch it while you can.

Speaking of The Sitch, we’ve actually begun making some progress on the bass front and will hopefully be jamming with a few prospects within the next few weeks. The artwork for our debut album is just about wrapped up and word on the street is that it’ll drop around the third week of January.

Can you believe that we actually had a bass player decline an audition after reading our bio?

Anyway, Tucker always mentions me in his blogs so I guess I should reciprocate. You got the money you owe me bro?


Entry #178
Monday, October 3, 2005

I found this in a pack of Wacky Packages over the weekend! Didn’t they used to come with a piece of gum or something?

Hey man, I loved the first Austin Powers movie as much as the next guy but this just seems ridiculous! Although I have to admit that I said the same thing when I heard Jamie Foxx was playing Ray Charles. Isn’t he a little old to play Keith Moon?

Here’s another case of someone overstating the obvious. You can add my site to your list anytime you want bro. We’ve got no illusions of grandeur here.

Entry #177
Friday, September 30, 2005

Today’s the 50th anniversary of the tragic death of James Dean, star of one of my all time favorite films, East of Eden. As corny as it sounds, I gravitated toward that movie in particular as a lonely teenager after reading one too many Morrissey interviews praising his acting talent. Once you get past all the over-hyped myth machine surrounding the legend, you begin realize that the man was the real deal and extremely talented. And, yes, I have been to Fairmount and driven around ala the “Suedehead” video. RIP James Dean.

Rob Montejo is showing some paintings throughout October at Homegrown Cafe in Newark, DE. It’s worth the trip so definitely check it out when you get a chance. And grab a Cafe Mocha at Brew HaHa while you’re at it.

Oh Newark, so much to answer for....

Anyway, enough Morrissey references, it’s Friday bro, which means another installment of the Mighty Top Five. This week’s comes from former Northern Hues drummer and a fan of old Mozzer as well, D$. Take it away, money.

D$’s Top Five Favorite Rock-n-Roll Films

1. 24 Hour Party People ­ The tale of Manchester, England and its influential music scene as told by record mogul Tony Wilson. All the major players of Factory Records are featured including Joy Division whose plans of breaking America are brought to a halt by the tragic suicide of singer Ian Curtis.

2. DIG ­ The Documentary of two West Coast bands (Brian Jonestown Massacre and the Dandy Warhols) and their drive to make it in the mainstream. While one band succeeds in becoming a European chart topping sensation, the other flounders on the brink of self-destruction fueled by jealousy and rage due to a never ending supply of drugs and alcohol.

3. This Is Spinal Tap ­ A laugh out loud Mockumentary about the fledgling British Heavy Metal band “Spinal Tap” and their encounters with groupies, record execs and exploding drummers while on a never ending quest for world domination.

4. La Bamba ­ Teenage sensation Richie Valens is the subject of this movie depicting his sudden rise to the top of the charts and unexpected death from an airplane crash that also took the lives of Buddy Holly and the Big Bopper.

5. The Rutles ­ Showcasing the song writing genius of Eric Idle of Neil Innes, this spoof of the Beatles chronicles the adventures of four lads from Britain as they top the charts with the hit singles “All you need is Cash” and “Ouch”

Thanks D$. Now everybody’s got nice little video list for the weekend and an excuse to curl up on the couch with a warm blanket some popcorn. Actually, Nero sampled the film La Bamba on Digger, off of Sanguine. I love that movie and still think that Esai Morales is very underrated.

Anyway, that’s it for me. Have a great weekend everybody.

Entry #176
Thursday, September 29, 2005

What’s the deal with manufactures all of a sudden making everything really, really tiny? I mean, have you seen the new iPod nano? It’s like the size of a credit card or something - which means it won’t take but a hot minute to misplace one of those bad boys. Between that and those super-tiny cell phones, it seems like small is “in” and that size doesn’t really matter anymore. Actually, that might not be so bad. There’s hope for us yet, boys!

Lesson of the day: If you eat more than a handful of candy corn in one sitting, you’re going to feel seriously ill. Just trust me on this one, bro.