Entry #350
Tuesday, June 6, 2006

So, I have to pick my cat up from the vet later today, who's been in surgery all morning getting her tail amputated after a friend accidentally slammed a door on it. My question is - is it out of order to ask for the tail bone? Because, you know, you always here these things about a black cat bone and getting your mojo working and all so I figure it might be a good thing to have down the road. Then again, my cat's half black/half white so maybe it's not worth it? Anyone with knowledge of voodoo, santeria, black magic, etc who could answer that question, please let me know.

Just kidding - I'm not really going to keep the tail bone. That's just a little 6/6/06 humor.

Anyway, nothing else evil for today. Sorry. I know everyone was expecting some big, dark huppla or whatever but, honestly, I think all this June 6 stuff is a bit silly. To get your full evil on, you're better off visiting Danzig's site, or maybe Slayers or - if you're feeling really brave, you can visit George W.'s site 'cause it doesn't get any more evil than that, bro.

Entry #349
Monday, June 5, 2006

Justin just posted a preview of his documentary on The Situation - check it out here. Coming soon, bro. Coming soon.

And I don't care how much hype they're trying to build up with tomorrow being 6/6/06 or whatever, but there's no way I'm going to see that Omen remake. I mean, c'mon, you can't touch the original - especially with that super spooky soundtrack with the monks chanting "Avi Satani" over and over. We had a copy of it when I was younger on cassette that we used to blast over the stereo whenever the Jehovah Witness' came around. Very effective.

Entry #348
Friday, June 2, 2006

Enter at your own risk - it's Letters From Linda #11!

The Philebrity Beach Party scheduled for tomorrow has been postponed due to the threat of rain, which, you know, flattens our hair. Oh yes, these are the things that kill me.

Speaking of rain, Sitch luck struck again on the way to DC last night. Being the thrifty bunch of hungry musicians we are, instead of throwing down money to rent a van, the four of us decided to cram ourselves (along with our gear) into a pickup truck with an open flat bed because, you know, it wasn't like, going to rain or anything. And besides - $100 is $100 fool! Anyway, about 30 minutes from downtown DC, the clouds rolled in, the sky turned black and the drops began to fall - and when I say fall, I mean pummel the earth, full on old testament style. So we pull over and run to the nearest Safeway in search of a tarp, and come back with the next best thing - trash bags and duct tape, aw yeah!. The boys spent the next 40 minutes frantically covering amps, guitars and drums while dodging penny sized hail mixed in with some pretty intense lightning. New man out, Jared, got the worst of it, though, and had to play the show in soggy underwear. Luckily, everything was saved and no one's amp blew or anything.

Regardless, our show in DC last night went well - special thanks to Alcian Blue and the staff at the Black Cat, who may be the nicest people on the east coast. I mean, they gave us free food, free parking, said "Hello, How are you", the four star treatment all the way. Lesson of the evening, though - don't drink hot espresso in between songs on stage. You might think it looks sophisticated but it's not too thirst quenching. Take it from me, bro - I know. Next time I'm rolling with some skaterade.

No Top Five today. I was going to interview someone at a truck stop last night but it never happened. Stay tuned for more Top Five's next week.

That's it for me. Have a great weekend everybody.

Entry #347
Thursday, June 1, 2006

For all of you struggling out there in the 215 - The Situation will be playing a free afternoon show this Saturday at the Philebrity Beach House Party! Come get your sunburn on to the tunes of The Sitch, Our Kid and Adam Arcuragi in scenic and sunny NoLibs Philadelphia. Things get started around 3:00 PM.

Anyway, I'm off to Washington DC with the boys from the band for our gig at the Black Cat with Alcian Blue. It's their CD release party so be sure to bring extra clams for their new disc, homeboy.

Entry #347
Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Damn, the principal from The Breakfast Club died? Why am I always the last to know?

Anyway, I'm not sure why, but people keep emailing me this story about the baby born with the extra arm. Pretty wild. I know everyone's expecting some joke about the kid destroying everyone at Rock Paper Scissors but I'm not even gonna go there. Between that and this story about the alien head found in a duck's X-ray, it's been a weird day for emails.

Chillman - this one's for you. It looks like someone's about to finally build that robotic girlfriend you've been pining for!

Entry #346
Tuesday, May 30, 2006

We hit up the incredibly kitschy yet very enjoyable Haunted Mansion at Rehoboth Beach in DE over the weekend - one of my favorite things to do during the dog days of summer. I also killed it on Adams Family pinball, free game and everything, bro. You know how we do.

Anyway, for all our friend's in Chocolate City, The Situation will be rolling into your town this Thursday night for a gig with label mates Alcian Blue at the Black Cat. This will be our first proper gig in D.C. so we're super stoked, even if Nick P's bailing on us by leaving town the night before. You can run, but you can't hide, homeboy.

Has anyone seen the Krooked video yet? I'm hoping to pick up a copy later this week. I'm dying to get the Gold edition which comes with a limited edition zine as well as some Mark Gonzales postcards.

Entry #345
Friday, May 26, 2006

I woke up this morning and, for some strange reason, I had that reggae song, The Israelites stuck in my head. I kept singing it to myself while I ate breakfast, fed the cat, got the mail, etc. Well, moments later, I go online and find out that Desmond Dekker passed away last night. Bizarre. For those who've never heard of him, the guy was a reggae legend and one of the founding fathers of ska. The greats are dropping like flies. R.I.P. Desmond.

Anyway - on to something a little more upbeat. This week's MJC.com Top Five comes from a man who willl (hopefully) be cutting us some really big checks in the not-to-distant future. He's one of the coolest and most genuine people I've met in the music industry - not to mention the fastest. I mean, dude's personal best for the mile is 4:27 son! He also recently got a Situation song placed in a new MTV show (more on that later) so the guy's high on our list right now. Ok. let's do this - here's the fastest running shoegazer in the biz, Elephant Stone Records owner, Ben Vendetta. Take it away, speedy.

Ben Vendetta's Top Five Pet Peeves About Dealing With Bands

1. Dealing with out-of-work graphic designers who were only hired by the band because they're drug buddies. They will inevitably mess up the specs and can make a deadline if their life depended on it. You're about the only designer who gets it right, Joe!

2. Bands who crash on the floor of our one-bedroom when they're touring, see how I live, and then ask for a $4000 advance when the next record rolls around! Not naming names, but it's pretty easy to guess. Dig?

3. Bands who don't have drivers' licenses, bank accounts or credit cards. Makes it hard to tour doesn't it?

4. Bands who ask when they will be in Rolling Stone. I'm not kidding -- I won't out anyone, but two artists on the label made a big deal out of it.

5. Bands who give away most of their alloted free CDs to cute girls they just met and people in other bands who supposedly 'know someone'. Don't be emabarassed to take some money for your hard work.

Thanks Ben. And you know what - it's funny 'cause it's true.

Anyway, that's it for me - I'm off to the big Sky Drops/ Alcian Blue/December Sound show at Mojo 13. Have a great weekend everyone.

Entry #344
Thursday, May 25, 2006

Well, this is a step in the right direction but it's still a shame that all those people they screwed over will never get their money back. Personally, I'm hoping for 30+ years although I'd like to see them do hard labor to earn back all the dough.

Anyway, the Beautiful Losers site recently posted an excellent documentary on the traveling street/skate art show. Check it out here. It includes interviews with Aaron Rose, Templeton and some of the other usual suspects. Very nicely done and worth the time.

Entry #343
Wednesday, May 24, 2006

You want the best? You've got the best - Letters From Linda #10 sukka!

Anyway, for all you Delaware heads out there - be sure to hit Mojo 13 this Friday night 'cause they're hosting one killer line up. Not only are our recently added label mates, Alcian Blue, driving up from DC to drop songs from their forthcoming Elephant Stone release, but The December Sound are driving down from Boston as well to bring their brand of psychedelic BJM inspired rock-n-roll to the first state. MJC.com favorites, The Sky Drops round out the bill so need I say more? Bring your favorite pair of shoes bro, 'cause you'll be gazing all night, for real. The fun begins at nine in the PM.

This one's for Nick P - it looks like your dreams have come true.

Entry #342
Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Apparently on VH-1's new reality show Supergroup, there was a scene during last week's episode where the heavy metal heavyweights were pondering possible band names when Sebastian Bach offered"What about The Situation?" After a few moments of dead silence (save for the canned laughter of crickets) Ted Nugent spits out "That's about as dumb as Spinal Tap!" Thanks Ted! I mean, honestly, coming from the author of Wang Dang Sweet Poontang, that's about as nice a complement as you could give. Rock on brother.

Besides, this is my new favorite heavy metal song. I mean, can you get any more evil than that? Be warned, though - the chorus will be stuck in your head like a dagger from the devil himself.

Entry #341
Monday, May 22, 2006

Thanks to everyone who made it out to the little Castro soiree on Saturday. And special thanks to the Aztec Pyramid for being the star of the night. Who new a $1.50 worth of fireworks could go so far?

Anyway, guitar legend John Squire's got a new website up complete with recent paintings that I must say are downright impressive. He's also posted a few instrumental demos that are quite promising as well- is there hope for a new Roses album after all? Time will tell.

And speaking of the Roses, Elephant Stone head honcho Ben Vendetta recently started a blog. Click here to find out what's on the mind of the hippest long distance runner in Cleveland. You can also check out this nice little bad review for The Sitch's debut. You can't please everyone, homeboy.

Entry #340
Friday, May 19, 2006

Just got in another round of reviews for The Situation album - check out what the critics have been saying here.

It would've been Malcolm X's 81st Birthday today. If you've never read his autobiography, then do yourself a favor, hit the library and get to it. It should be required reading, actually.

Today also marks the 55th birthday of Joey Ramone. As many of you know, The Ramones are one of my all time favorite bands and, along with The Smiths, were definitely the crutches that got me through those awkward teenage years. R.I.P. Joey.

Anyway, no Top Five today because, well - to quote Mr. Johnny Rotten, "I'm a Lazy Sod." So, instead, I'm introducing another new feature on MJC.com. That's right - less work for Joe Castro. Like I said, I'm a lazy sod. So, it's a new column entitled "In My Sites" and it's written by our good friend Zenzi Ali - you may remember her Top Five Dating Horror stories from a while back. Basically, her column will be her take on different internet sites. And yeah, bro - it's funny. So, let's get to it - here's installment #1 of In My Sites. Enjoy!

Well, that's all I got this week. Hopefully I'll see a lot of you at the you know what at the you know where on Saturday night. Have a great weekend everybody.

Entry #339
Thursday, May 18, 2006

WXPN's Philly Local recently added a video for Pillbox Locket to their myspace page - be sure to check it out. The live footage was taped during The Sitch's set a few weeks ago at the Rittenhouse Row festival and the video was put together by Justin Clowes, who, as you may remember, is still wrapping up production on his upcoming documentary about the band.

Anyway, people seem to get a kick out of sending me anything with monkeys, apes, orangutans or whatever on it so I end up getting a lot of these Monk-E-Mails. This one came in today and I have to admit it's pretty funny. Damn, bro - I mean, what're you trying to say homeboy? Ok Ok, hold that thought - I gotta go brush my teeth 'cause, you know, I'd hate to be caught with model breath or anything.

Entry #338
Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Alright ladies - it's time to step up your A-game 'cause it looks like the "cute" Beatle is back on the market. Go ahead and get your Anna Nicole on.

Anyway, the 18th letter himself, Rakim, is playing a one-off gig at the House of Blues in Atlantic City June 15th. Anyone out there who's interested in joining me in a little casino-caravan to the show, definitely let me know. The R rarely does gigs so this is definitely something special. Word on the street is that his new album, The Seventh Seal, drops this summer and will feature a collaboration with Nas. Can't wait for that one!

The good folks over at Fecal Face recently posted a nice little interview with former Alleged Gallery owner and Beautiful Losers curator, Aaron Rose. Check it out here.

Entry #337
Tuesday, May 16, 2006

To quote the Beatles: "Number Nine. Number Nine. It's Letters From Linda Installment Number Nine."

So, I just got done reading this book on the occult and rock-n-roll and they had a whole chapter about the 27 club - you know, it's about how all these famous rock stars died at age 27 (Brian Jones, Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Joplin, Cobain, etc.) and all dates back to bluesman Robert Johnson and how he sold his soul to the devil at the crossroads. Anyway, I just started reading another book, this one a biography about Basquiat and, as it turns out, he died at 27 as well, which makes me feel a bit better about turning 33 next month. Bizarre.

Anyway, if you couldn't tell, things are pretty slow here today at MJC.com. So, if you have any juicy gossip, send it along for your 15 fame filled minutes.

Entry #336
Friday, May 12, 2006

Adidas recently launched a new website for their upcoming line of skate shoes. Although the full team hasn't been announced yet, it will include longtime rider of the three-striped kicks, the Gonzfather himself, Mark Gonzales. The site is still in the works but is does feature a couple of nice clips of Gonz cruising around NYC in his own unique style.

And for those of you who might not be down with these super-giant-sport-companies infiltrating the skate industry, step up and join the Don't Do It Army. The battle lines are being drawn, people.

Ok, as you all know, this Sunday's Mother's Day so I figured "Who better to do this week's Mighty Top Five than the woman of the weekend herself, my Mom." That's right - my mom reads MJC.com, does yours? Anyway, my mom's a pretty patient person. I mean, she pretty much raised four boys on her own which, as I'm sure you can imagine, was a handful, especially while working full time. And she put up with letting groups of skaters, BMXers and random weirdos crash at the house for days on end. Yeah, my mom rocks, bro. No joke. So, without further ado, here's Mama Castro! Take it away, Ma!

Mama Castro's Top 5 Things They Never Told Me About Being A Mom.

1. They never told me that I would have a skateboard ramp out in front of my house.  Everyone knew where my house was.

2.  They never told me I would take a bunch of boys to Wrestlemania.

3.  They never told me I would have to divide the cookies I bought each week into separate plastic bags so the kids would not fight over them.

4. They never told me that my handyman son would move to Colorado.  Where is he when I need home improvement?

5. They never told me that my son would twist wire eyeglass frames in the most unusual ways.

Thanks Mom! And Happy Mother's Day to you and all the other hard-working mom's out there. They deserve our respect so don't be a chump and do something nice for your moms this weekend.

Well, that's all I got. Have a great weekend, everybody!


Entry #335
Thursday, May 11, 2006

The Sitch and The Shark have amicably parted ways and are no longer working together.

Now for all you "footy" fans out there - check out this guy's wheels! I mean, imagine rolling up to the parking lot at the World Cup on that thing. I can't help but wonder how it handles on the downhill, though.

Anyway, Walmart recently announced it's intention to conquer the "organic food market." Definitely makes one wonder how long it'll take before the US Government lowers it's organic standards to meet the wishes of the almighty Sam's lobbyists. Personally, I hate Walmart and, yes, that's not a term I use lightly so, as far as I'm concerned, they can take their low-priced organic products and choke on them. Please don't shop at Walmart, people, because they're really putting the screws to the working man as well as the poor. For more info, click here. Or, better yet, watch this film.

Sorry to get all preachy and everything but, seriously, if people want things to change then they're going to have to become educated consumers as well as voters.

Entry #334
Wednesday, May 10, 2006

For all you lonely art lovers out there: do yourself a favor and head up to Vermont this Friday for the latest installment of the Love Station. Get your swerve on while enjoying artwork by Chris Pastras, Jerry Hsu, Bigfoot, the Stereo crew and other assorted friends and artists. Rumor has it it's a guaranteed score - better than spanish fly. Click here for details.

And for those who are always saying "Yo, Castro - why you always making fun of other people? Why don't you poke fun at yourself or something." - well, today's your lucky day. Here's a wonderful photo someone sent me from our show this past Saturday. Notice the fever-induced-zombie-like stare and nasty bed fro. Please send along your nastiest, wit-filled comments on the photo and I'll be sure to post my favorite ones in the coming days.

Entry #333
Tuesday, May 9, 2006

Word - you know the fun don't stop - it's Letters From Linda installment #8 kid!

Well, I woke up this morning actually feeling a bit like myself for once so hopefully I've begun to finally shake off this virus. Thanks to everyone for the "get well" emails and everything. They were much appreciated. I must admit, though - I totally got hooked on You Tube while out sick. I watched tons of stuff on there - from an interview with a Misfit's era Danzig to Rodney Mullen's part in Plan B's Virtual Reality to footage of the Roses recording their debut album - they've got it all, man. Seriously. Be warned, though - that site will eat your time up like The Legend of Zelda did back when you were ten. Highly addictive, bro.

Entry #332
Monday, May 8, 2006

Thanks to everyone who made it out to our show this past Saturday. I thought it went pretty well, despite the usual bout of Sitch luck which included Meme Chris Tucker getting sent to the hospital hours before following to a direct kick to his meat and two veg by his charming little offspring. Kids - you gotta love um, right? Myself? I was fighting off the flu all morning and took the stage with a fever of 101.5. Nothing a couple of advil and a small coffee couldn't take care of though.

Anyway, I've spent the last few days on the couch, resting up and trying my best to get over this flu. I did watch Match Point over the weekend, which was pretty good although definitely the most un-Woody Allen movie the guy's ever made. It's a little twisted. And I watched Get Rich or Die Trying as well, just to, you know, keep it real and to remind myself that - "hey, my life ain't so bad." That was decent - about as good as 8 Mile was. I don't know why people hated on it so much. I also kept watching Mr. Mom on cable, which is an absolute classic!

OK, gotta run - I've got some delicious homemade soup waiting for me on the stove.

Entry #331
Friday, May 5, 2006

They're calling for sunny skies in Philly Saturday with a high of 72 degrees with a light breeze. Can you get any better than that? No, my brother - you can't. So head down to Broad and Walnut tomorrow afternoon and get yer ya-yas out with The Sitch. It's free, it's all ages, it's fresh air, it's good times.

Someone left this photo on my desk today - it's from an 80's party at Nick P.'s place a few years back . Look for my solo album later this year - I'm calling it "Tribute to Steppenwolf." Yes, I'm joking.

Ok - if you're a regular reader of MJC.com, then you probably know that I have, well....let's just say a "strong dislike" for possums. I don't know what it is, man - but they creep me the hell out. I had a late night run in with one a few years back where the beast squared off with me, got in my face and hissed, the whole 9 yards. I don't know - I'm pretty sure it had rabies or something. Seriously.

Anyway, enough about how much of an obvious sissy I am - let's get down to this week's Top 5. Today's list comes from a guy who went to Nicaragua for six months to study the Sandinistas, which, if you ask me, is pretty hardcore. He's also a big fan of marsupials (hence the possum tie-in - get it?) and he's here to drop a little lesson on the rest of us. So then, let's get right to it - here's my man Ben. Take it away, commandante!

Ben's Top Five Coolest Animals With Pouches Sucka!

1. Dibbler

2. Quokka

3. Numbat

4. Yellow Footed Rock Wallaby

5. Tasmanian Devil

Thanks, Ben. You're pretty cool as well - even if you don't have a pouch.

Anyway, it's been a long week so that's it for me. Hopefully I'll see you tomorrow. Have a great weekend everyone!

Entry #330
Thursday, May 4, 2006

Apparently, for your hard earned $10, you can either buy the new Situation record or get a phone call from a monkey. I'll admit it - that's a tough one. That's all on you, hombre.

And speaking of primates, the Bryn Mawr Film Institute is showing the original Planet of the Apes this Friday and Saturday night at midnight! C'mon - you know it's a classic. The only good human... is a dead human!

If you were at the Wilmington Skate Project art show a few weeks back, you may have noticed two pairs of really cool, hand painted Vans that probably left you wondering, "Damn, how can a fashion-conscious person like myself get a pair like that to rock my toes in?" Well, my brother, look no further - you can now buy them direct from the artist, Melissa Laine Scotton, while helping her pay for grad school at the same time. Go ahead 'cause you know summer's almost here and those tired-ass-hole-ridden converse aren't gonna last past May, bro.


Entry #329
Wednesday, May 3, 2006
       
Saturday! Saturday! Saturday!.

So, after viewing a short clip of The Sitch doc rough cut, The Shark sighs out "Oh my - I look like the fat Jewish manager, don't I?" Two minutes later he turns down a delicious Chocolate muffin. Look for The Shark to be hitting a Ballys near you sometime soon.

Speaking of which, I'm seriously going running tonight. No seriously.

Anyway, our favorite skateboarder Mark Gonzales seems to be putting in some overtime recently, consecutively filming two video parts - one for the new Chris Hall picture, Get Familiar, and the other for the long awaited Krooked video, which, personally, I can't wait for. Premiers parties will be popping up and popping off in the states throughout May. In the meantime, check out Gonz's part from Real's Kick Out of Everywhere - it's one of my favorites. Hey - with a clip of Spike Jonze at a urinal, how could it not be?

Entry #328
Tuesday, May 2, 2006
       
Back off Eddie Van and take a back seat Zakk Wylde - Letters From Linda #7 is here and she's coming for the crown, dog.

And in our never ending quest for world domination, The Sitch's promotional machine keeps on keepin' on like a human being lawnmower. Today's entry is from Delaware's Out and About Magazine which has a nice little feature on the band in their May issue. Check it out here.

Well, Exxon beat out Walmart this quarter on Fortune's 500 list while gas prices continue to soar past the three dollar mark. If that doesn't piss you off, then you need log off the net, cut off your Prozac and get a reality check. Something's gotta be done. 2008 - are we there yet?

Anyway, I'm about to head out the door to pick up the new Thursday album so I can get my emo on. Yeah, I said it. Don't hate on Thursday, bro. They're like a cross between Fugazi and The Cure with a damn good live show to back it up - what's not to love?

Entry #327
Monday, May 1, 2006
       
Thanks to everyone who made it out to the North Star Friday night for our CD release gig. Special thanks to Mr. Laz for popping onstage at a moments notice to drop a little nostalgia on both band and audience by providing the bass line for Cherry. Good times family. Good times.

Speaking of The Situation, we got a nice little write-up in the latest issue of Skyscraper magazine. Pick one up next time you're enjoying a cappuccino at Borders or where ever it is you people go to.

And since we're on such a band kick already today, The Sitch will be playing a free, all ages outdoor show this Saturday, May 6th in Philadelphia as part of the Rittenhouse Row festival. We're headlining the 'XPN stage on Walnut and Broad and are scheduled to perform around 3:30 PM. Get there early, though, to catch both The A-Sides and The Novenas who will undoubtedly throw down strong sets as well. I've even heard that there's gonna be some kind of fashion show going on as well so dress to impress.


Entry #326
Friday, April 28, 2006
       
I picked up the new Street's album last night and it's really good so might want to check it out. Unless, of course, you hate his previous two albums in which case you're probably not going to vibe on this. I love it, though. The guy's got a way with the vocab.

I also picked up the latest issue of Mojo Classics - it's the Manchester issue, featuring interviews with all the usual suspects (Tony Wilson, Ian Brown, Morrissey, Marr, Gallagher, etc.) It's worth picking up as well.

Anyway, Chris Pastras has posted additional photos from the Wilmington Skate Project benefit art show over at the Stereo skateboards site. Thanks for the shout out and the kind words Chris. Right back at ya, man.

Ok - let's get serious for a moment. This Sunday, April 30th, on the Mall in downtown Washington DC at 2PM the Save Darfur Coalition is holding the Rally to Stop Genocide. For all of you who watched Hotel Rwanda and asked yourselves "How could people sit there and let something like this happen" - well, you need to get your ass to DC and let your voice be heard because it's happening again, right as we speak. In the three years during which the crisis in the Darfur region of western Sudan has unfolded, over 400,000 people have been killed and over 2.5 million people have been displaced while the world community has stood by. And, since Sudan isn't an oil-rich nation like, say, Iraq, (ie - they don't have anything we want) the U.S. government in particular hasn't been too quick to respond. We need to let our government know that this is unacceptable. The rally is part of a larger effort called the "Million Voices for Darfur" campaign, whose primary effort is to push for additional UN and NATO help to protect the people of Darfur.  It's time to speak out, bro - plain and simple. There's also an online petition going around which you can sign here. Thanks for listening.

If you're in Philly tonight, stop by the North Star Bar for The Situation's CD release party, a part of Thrilladelphia. Five long years, people. Five long years....

That's it for me - have a great weekend everybody.

Entry #325
Thursday, April 27, 2006
       
Well, it's been a long time coming but the boys in the band are ready to celebrate the release of our debut album tomorrow night at the The North Star Bar. C'mon, people, it's been FIVE LONG YEARS so you know after waiting that long we're ready to have a good time. not only is this show our official CD release party, but it's a part of the Thrilladelphia festival, is sponsored by Redeye Distribution and includes Saxon Shore, Robert Skoro, Jake Brennen and the Confidence Men, Thee Minks and headliners The Capitol Years. Six bands for $8 - are you kidding me? No, my brother - I am not. Not to be missed, for sure.

And, yes, Tucker really does have pink eye. No joke. Actually, after practice tonight, the whole band'll probably have it. Three cheers for solidarity!

Entry #324
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
       
As promised, here are some photos from the Some Of My Best Friends Are Skateboarders benefit art show. Enjoy! If anyone out there in cyberland has additional photos, please pass them along and I'll post those as well.

Also, be sure to pick up the latest issue of Tric Magazine, which features this brand new collage I did for their current issue, entitled Looks Like Living. As usual, they should be available in record stores and music venues in Philly and DE.

I just watched Capote today and I must say that it's damn good. It's pretty intense and definitely made we want to run out and pick up a copy of In Cold Blood. Do yourself a favor and check it out. Philip Seymour Hoffman rightly deserved the Oscar for that one.

And no, D$ and I are not feuding - we were just busting each other's chops. We squash the beef here at MJC.com. Vegetarian for life holmes.

Entry #323
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
       
After watching a rough cut of Justin's Clowes' film doc on The Situation, Seargent D$ of the Brit-pop fashion police tried to serve me a citation for wearing flip-flops during an interview. Did I forget to mention that I was born in Long Island, grew up in Delaware and have never been to the UK? Let me make two things perfectly clear - 1) The Sitch is NOT a Brit-pop band and 2) I really don't care what's fashionable with whoever's on the cover of this week's NME. Please bring that Brit-pop handbook to our next show so I can urinate on it while whistling "Search and Destroy" by The Stooges. Seriously. Free will - it's your's so use it.

Speaking of the doc, though, I think Justin did a really great job and can't wait for everyone to finally see it. Coming sooner rather than later, bro. Stay tuned.

And for everyone who's contacted me about not being able to purchase the Situation album on iTunes, apparently (like everything else with this band) it'll be a few more months before it's actually available on their site. No, I don't understand it either.
       
Entry #322
Monday, April 24, 2006
       
Sorry about the delay - the server's been down. Not my fault, I swear.

Anyway, we're kicking things off right and correct this week with Letters From Linda installment number 6. Proteck your neck.
       
Thanks to everyone who made it out to the Wilmington Skate Project's Some of My Best Friends Are Skateboarders benefit art show Saturday night. With you're support, we were able to raise roughly $2500 for the construction of the Wilmington Skatepark. Special thanks to all the artists and friends who stepped up and donated art, worked the event or help spread the word - obviously we couldn't have done it without you and I personally want to extend my gratitude and thanks to everyone involved. If I can ever repay the favor, don't hesitate to ask. Extra special thanks to Chris Pastras who surprised everyone by showing up with a film crew from Fuel TV to do a short piece on the show. Hopefully, we'll have a clip to post sometime next month. Photos should be up in the next day or so so stay tuned.
       
And before I forget - Thrilladelphia kicks off this week in Philly. Be sure and catch The SkyDrops set at the Khyber this Wednesday night - 8:00PM sharp. Word on the street is "open bar" during Rob and Monika's set but don't quote me on that one. They've also got new T-shirts out which are hot as hell so get one now and set some trends. Nothing wrong with looking dope kid!
       
Entry #321
Friday, April 21, 2006

Ok, so our new bass player, Jared Styles admitted to me last night that he didn't feel like he was getting enough love on The Sitch's myspace page so, c'mon people - help make a brother feel welcome. We all know it's tough being the new guy and all. And be sure to check out the new Situation posters Meme Chris Tucker designed, featuring artwork by our girl Kate Ruth I'll make it easy for you - check it out here.

Before I forget, I'd better mention John Paul. You know how it is, you mention everyone else but the drummer and the next thing you know you've got Mr. Sulky keeping time behind you at practice.

And A.D. - don't hate on the First State, man. Show respect, get respect. That's how we roll.

So, no Top Five today because I've got too much going on with tomorrow night's art show. I was planning on writing the Top Five Things Bound To Go Wrong When You Only Have One Night To Hang 80 Some Odd Paintings but, being incredibly superstitious lately, I decided against it.

So on that note, I hope everyone makes it out the show tomorrow night. I must say that I've seen the work and it's damn good. And it's for a really good cause so come out and show some support. And when you do stop by, be sure to say "Hi". It's this Saturday night at the Brandywine Town Community Center, Route 202 and Naamans Road, right on the DE/PA border. The show runs from 5-10:00PM so there's plenty of time to swing by early before heading off to the bars or clubs to get your groove on or whatever.

That's it for me - have a great weekend everyone. Peace.

Entry #320
Thursday, April 20, 2006

Apparently, the opening track of The Situation's new album is named after the world's first range of luxury maternity lingerie. Who knew! Well, I think it's funny but whatever. I think we've found our first endorsement, boys.

Speaking of the album, thanks to everyone for the kind emails of support. I'm glad you like it. No hate mail, yet, but I'm waiting.

I know you're probably sick of hearing about it, so I'm going to keep this one short. Today's featured artist is Shepard Fairey. Whether you recognize the name or not, you know Shepard's work - from the Andre the Giant Has A Posse sticker campaign he started to the award winning poster's he did recently for "Walk the Line", the guy's stuff's everywhere. See Shepard's work this Saturday night at the Some Of My Best Friends Are Skateboarders benefit art show.

Entry #319
Wednesday, April 19, 2006

If you live in or near West Chester, PA, the local branch of Amnesty International will be holding a benefit concert featuring Pieces of East this Saturday, April 22 at the Unitarian Church at 501 South High Street. Now, before everyone gets all "Yo Castro, how dare you cross promote two events the same night! We all know you've been plugging the hell out of that art show. Where are we supposed to go? I'm confused" Well, before you get your social calendar all in a bind or whatever, the Amnesty concert doesn't start until 7:30PM bro, so, swing by the WSP art show at 5:00PM, then head north up Route 202 - it's only half an hour away. Besides, April's setting it up and she's practically family so I can't say no to her. And, Amnesty is a great organization that deserves your support. Hey, I'm just as torn as you are.

Speaking of the Wilmington Skate Project art show, today's featured artist is Chris "Dune" Pastras. Not only was "Dune" one of the most stylish skaters of the early nineties, he also co-founded Stereo skateboards with Jason Lee. He's guest creative director for the latest installment of 411vm and recently partnered with Kangol to design a line of Stereo hats to keep you looking right and tight. Be sure to check out Chris' work at the Some Of My Best Friends Are Skateboarders benefit art show.

Entry #318
Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Word - the day has finally arrived and not only did we beat G-N-R to the punch, hell didn't freeze over and The Sitch is still in one piece. After five long years, I'm proud to announce that The Situation's debut album is officially released and will be in stores today. No lie, no joke. Now, for the lazy set who prefer to lounge the days away basking in the warm glow of their computer monitor, (which, if you're reading this right now, I'm going to assume you are) you can purchase the album online at places like Amazon, Tower, Barnes and Noble, iTunes, etc. etc. The best place is still straight from the label, though, where it's a steal at only 10 clams. Not even the guy with the fold-up table on Sixth Avenue can beat that price, bro.

So, have you bought your's yet? No pressure or anything - it's just that baby needs a new pair of shows, if you know what I'm saying.

Anyway, today's featured Wilmington Skate Project artist is Evan Hecox, the man behind the artwork for Chocolate skateboards. If you've ever browsed through any of the skateboard graphics books that have been all the rage recently, then you know that Evan's work is not only popular but deservedly well respected. He's exhibited all over the world and recently opened a successful show in Australia. Honestly, he's one of my personal favorites. Check out Evan's work this Saturday night at the Some Of My Best Friends Are Skateboarders benefit art show.

Entry #317
Monday, April 17, 2006

Someone just told me Michael Jordan earns more money in one year than all the Nike sweatshop workers in Malaysia combined. How could you sleep at night? Like seriously?

Anyway, thanks to everyone who made it out to The Situation's Mojo13 show last Friday. We hope you had as much fun as we did. As always, it was great to see so many old friends from back home - hopefully, we'll have some photos up here in a few days if anyone ever remembers to send them to me. We just learned that The Sitch will be headlining the WXPN stage at Broad and Walnut during this year's Rittenhouse Row Spring Festival on Saturday May 6th. This show's all ages, outside on a (hopefully) warm spring afternoon with The A-Sides and The Novenas rounding out the bill - what more can you ask for? Like seriously?

And finally, today's featured artist is Philly's own Ben Woodward. A founding member of Space 1026, Ben's work work has been exhibited at The Institute of Contemporary Art, Moore College, White Columns in New York and several venues in California. He is a featured artist of the Project Mobilivre Bookmobile project and has produced many artist books. His recent painting entitled "Stampeded" will be on view at the Some Of My Best Friends Are Skateboarders benefit art show this Saturday. It's one-night-only so make sure you're there or you'll have to live with hearing "damn, man, it was so cool. you totally missed it" for the rest of your lonely, lonely life.

Entry #316
Friday, April 14, 2006

So, guess which graphic artist called out sick today because he still hasn't done his taxes?

And speaking of taxes, if you win a lot of money gambling, (like say you killed it playing blackjack one night in A.C., moments after witnessing the one and only Tom Jones blessing the stage at the Borgata or something) well, you'd have to report those winnings to the IRS as taxable income, right? My question, though, is can you write-off all the dough you lost the hundred other previous times your stupid ass drove to AC in the middle of the night and lost your shirt? I mean, if you're a professional gambler, isn't that considered like a business loss or something. I gotta remember to ask Kenny Rogers next time I see him.

Anyway, let's get down to business: this week's Mighty Top Five comes from an artist who will be showing a couple pieces at the Some Of My Best Friends Are Skateboarders benefit art show Saturday April 22nd, under the curious moniker of Jean Coureaux. He's also married to Ms. Linda, of Letters From Linda fame and has his home library pimped out with it's own dewey decimal system, which, if you ask me, is pretty rad. So, enough with the jibber-jabber - presenting this week's Top Five, I give you Mr. Thom Hawkins. The stage is yours, homeboy.

Thom Hawkins' Top 5 Jobs I've Had (Sort Of)

1. Minister: I married my sister!  (She hates it when I tell people that.)  I also married a German guy named Gert and a few other people after being ordained through an Internet registry.  People are often forced to make concessions when they get married--I like to make sure that at least their ceremony is exactly how they want it.  In most states all you need to make the marriage official is a license and an official to sign the license.

2. Drunk Guy in a Police Scenario/Tom Cruise: For a few years, I volunteered for the Mental Health Association of Maryland as a training scenario actor.  A couple of times a year, we went to the police academy to help with their training.  One time, I played a drunk guy causing a disturbance in a convenience store while they were trying to remove a mentally ill homeless man camped out in the back.  Another time, a schizophrenic chased me around a bar because she thought I was Tom Cruise.

3. Fake Lifeguard: I was working as a substitute gate-guard for a pool management company, and towards the end of the season, their lifeguards were all quitting to go back to school.  By contract, at some of the pools they were required to have two lifeguards on duty at all times.  Despite my lack of qualifications (proven ability to swim, knowledge of CPR), they had me wear a lifeguard t-shirt so they could fulfill their contract.

4. Mental Hospital Word Search Compiler: While I was in college, I worked at a mental hospital down the street.  One of my duties was to work with the patients to create a hospital newspaper, including a seasonal word search.  The patients came up with a list of words, and I fit them into a grid and filled in the gaps with the lyrics to the Patty Duke Show theme song.

5. Nude Model: I once signed up for a nude modeling gig.  My wife was worried that the photographer might be a psychopath, so she made my friend Chris go with me.  He spent the entire time pretending to examine the floorboards.

Thanks Thom. And if I ever do decide to eat meat again, I'll take you up on that steak house birthday dinner you dreamt about. Or we can just grab some mexican food or something. Yeah, yeah - definitely mexican food. Can you tell it's lunch time?

Well, that's it for me. Have a great weekend everybody. And don't forget - if you're in or around the Delaware valley tonight, come out to Mojo13 and catch The Sitch's set at the latest Tric Town party, starting at 9:00PM. I've been working hard and will definitely be in the mood to blow off some steam.



Entry #315
Thursday, April 13, 2006

Chiggy check it out - we've got Letters From Linda installment número cinco up for your reading enjoyment. Recognize!

Ok - in continuation of the never ending plug for the Wilmington Skate Project benefit art show, today's featured artist is former Black Light Rainbow bassist turned successful up and coming visual artist, Anthony Skirvin. I've been a fan of the guy's style ever since I saw his posters for Firetribe around town in the early 90's. My man's got his roots - no doubt about that. He's also one helluva nice guys as well. Check out his work April 22nd at the Some Of My Best Friends Are Skateboarders Benefit Art Show.

Anyway - I gotta run. We're getting interviewed by Out and About Magazine today. It may not be the NME but it's a start, bro.

Entry #314
Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Today's featured artist is actually, well, uhh, two people. The dynamic duo of Gina Triplett and Matt Curtius have been leaving their mark on the art scene together and individually for a while now and were recently featured in Taschen's Illustration Now book. They're work's been shown in galleries nationwide and they've done illustrations for Rolling Stone, Lamar Snowboards and RCA Records among others. Gina recently got to design her own signature Chuck Taylor, which in my humble opinion, is pretty bad ass. So check out their work here and then see it in person at the Some Of My Best Friends Are Skateboarders Benefit Art Show.

Ok I have to say that, love him or hate him, you gotta feel sorry for Eminem. I mean, earlier this week, he ended his three month long re-marriage to Kim, then yesterday, his best friend and D-12 band mate Proof is murdered in Detroit. I'm sorry but I wouldn't wish that kind of luck or heartache on anyone. My thoughts and prayers go out to him as well as Proof's friends and family. Like KRS-1 said, it's time to Stop The Violence.

Entry #313
Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Happy Belated Birthday to former Tarzan co-star turned celebrated artist Cheeta, who, at 71, recently became the world's oldest primate! I'm not even gonna lie - his abstracts are better than mine, bro.

Speaking of art, today's featured artist is Thom Lessner. Thom got his start illustrating flyers for the infamous Paul Green School of Rock in Philly but his work can now be seen in magazines such as Vice, Swindle and Spin. His show at Garden Fresh just opened this past Friday so if you're in Chi-town anytime soon, be sure to check it out. The rest of us can catch his work Saturday April 22 at the Some Of My Best Friends Are Skateboarders Art Show.

And don't forget - The Situation returns home to Delaware this Friday night for a show at Mojo13. The folks at Mojo13 have been working their asses of trying to bring a premier original music venue to the first state so please - stop by, have a drink and show them some love. And if you're old enough to remember what Delaware was like in the early nineties, then you know it's time to bring the scene back around. The night's presented by Tric Town and things get started around 9:00PM.

Entry #312
Monday, April 10, 2006

The Some Of My Best Friends Are Skateboarders art show is less than two weeks away and there's still plenty to be done. But, hey, that's not your problem, right? All you have to worry about is getting there on April 22, making the scene and checking out the artwork. So, just to make sure you know what you're talking about when you do get there, today's MJC.com featured artist is Philadelphia's own Jim Houser. A founding member of Space 1026, you may have seen his work on the bottom of Toy Machine decks or in magazines such as Art Forum and Vanity Fair. He recently published his first book, entitled Babel, and also has a shoe out on Nike. The Philly Museum of Art has some of his work in it's permanent collection so you know the guy's no joke. Click here to check out his work.

Anyway, I recently updated the graphics portfolio in the design section of the website - check it out if you get a chance. Any feedback, as always, is appreciated. Look for a newly re-designed Another Pointless Enterprise site to hit the net within the next few months.

And if anyone has any invites to join Google Analytics left over, can you hook a brother up? I'd totally appreciate it.

Entry #311
Friday, April 7, 2006

The Situation practiced last night and, honestly, I don't know what was going on but everyone was getting along. I mean, people were smiling, laughing, hugging each other, having a good time, etc. Hell, I even heard a couple of compliments (not from me, of course, since I'm still the biggest a-hole in the group). Truthfully, though, it was eerie in some Twilight Zone sort of way. So, this could mean only one of two things - either a) it was a full moon last night or b) zoloft is one helluva drug.

I just got word that Danny Way did survive his bomb drop off the Hard Rock Cafe sign in Sin City. Did you really have any doubts? The guy's no joke. Click here to watch footage of One D. Way, the unstoppable skateboard machine.

Anyway, as previously mentioned, I've been obsessed with this book on chocolate, entitled The Emperors of Chocolate, which delves into everything from the chemistry behind cocoa powder to the long standing feud between Hershey and Mars. And, after doing a little thinking about it - I realized that I day hasn't gone by in the last, oh, I don't know - 15 years - that I haven't had something with chocolate in it, be it Chocolate Silk, chocolate toothpaste, Count Chocula, etc. etc. So, in honor of my coming to terms with everything, this week's Top Five comes from an up and coming artist who, like myself, is also drowning in the grips of absolute chocolate addiction. Her name is Krista and this is her Top Five. Take it away homegirl.

Krista's Top 5 Ways To Eat Chocolate

1. mmm....chocolatey smores....

2. sitting down and devouring one of those giant Hershey's solid milk chocolate kisses - you know, the ones the size of your fist (that'll fulfill any chocolate craving, but most probably leave you with a bit of a stomach ache)

3. for breakfast of course........I've found that chocolate browines compliment the remainder of last nights beer quite nicely.

4. chocolate syrup poured over stale popcorn - its quite a tasty solution to that week old bag you've had just lying on your kitchen table

5. swimming in a pool of creamy milk chocolate. there is a slight chance you may drown........but hey, it would be worth it right?

dang it now i want some chocolate......definitely hitting up the WaWa on my way to the bus.

Thanks Krista. Chocolate syrup on stale popcorn? To each her own, I guess. Personally, I just prefer doing shots of hot fudge, followed by a Yoo-Hoo chaser. Good luck with your senior show!

That's it for me. Have a great weekend everyone.


Entry #310
Thursday, April 6, 2006

It seems like one-eyed kittens are all the rage now. Who knows, with modern day cloning and everything, we might all be able to own one one day.

Anyway, I've seemed to have lost my train of thought, along with my sense of humor. It's just another one of those days.


Entry #309
Wednesday, April 5, 2006

It's been a while since we had a good Nick P. clip on here and you know what? I think we're overdue. Click here to watch my man throw down and spit hot fire.

As if jumping over the Great Wall of China on a skateboard wasn't enough, Danny Way is now going to bomb drop off the top of the Hard Rock Hotel's guitar sign in Las Vegas tonight. The guy's definitely been on a mission to get his Evil Knievel on lately. Duane Peters must be proud, bro.

Anyway, The Sitch's new record just got a great review in Sweden, courtesy of the folks over at torpedopop, which leads me to ask - who needs Pitchfork? I mean, it's not like they have their own bikini team or anything.

And speaking of reviews, that new Morrissey album has continued to grow on me with repeated listening. It's definitely worth giving it a second chance. I'm sorry for doubting you, Moz.

Entry #308
Tuesday, April 4, 2006

Delaware's Out and About magazine did a nice little write up about the Some of My Best Friends Are Skateboarders art show in their April issue. For those of you not living in the First State (and for those of you too lazy to log off your computer and pick up your own copy), you can check it out here.


Entry #307
Monday, April 3, 2006

If you're a regular reader here at MJC.com, you know I've been hinting around about a benefit art show I'm putting together with Mark Calder of the Wilmington Skate Project. Here's the deal - on Saturday April 22 we will be hosting the show, entitled Some of My Best Friends Are Skateboarders, at the Brandywine Town Community Center at Route 202 and Namaans Road, just over the DE border. The show will be a one night only event and will run from 5-10 PM. Although we technically can't charge admission, we will be asking for a suggested donation of $5, which will help aid in the construction of a free outdoor public skateboarding facility for the skaters of Wilmington.

The show itself will feature works of art by over 40 local and nationally recognized artists, including Shepard Fairey (OBEY GIANT), Jim Houser, Evan Hecox, Andy Jenkins, Ben Woodward (Space 1026), Chris Pastras, Rob Montejo and yours truly, just to name a few. In the coming weeks, I'll be spotlighting a number of the artists involved, just to give you some background information. This kind of show would be a really big deal in NYC so the fact that it's happening here in DE makes it that much more special.

So, I hope you all can make it. Click here to view the flyer and please help spread the word.

Entry #306
Friday, March 31, 2006

OK - I just watched Enjoi's Bag of Suck (it's a skateboard video, so those not interested in these sort of things, please save yourself some time and move on to the next paragraph) and all I have to say is 1) Jerry Hsu's part is as sick as everyone's been saying it is and 2) Jason Adams (as usual) kills it. I love The Kid's s style - no one skates like him. His best part since Label Kills. My favorite section might be Louis's though - it's just really creative and a lot of fun. It doesn't hurt that the guy's got skill, either. Or that he's skating to Rod the Mod!

Speaking of video, today's top five comes from an old acquaintance who's in the process of wrapping up production on his second short film, entitled Alms, You Say. That's right - I said FILM homeboy! And if you ever saw his first one, Son of A Fishlicker, you know we're not talking about some fluffy, happy-go-lucky Ernest Goes To Camp nonsense, 'cause you don't easily forget a creepy film about a family that licks fish like that. Anyway, the guy's also an amazing guitarist in every sense of the word - technically proficient but utterly tasteful. But I digress - I mean, you don't need to hear about his wild days in Freakshow or The Absurd when he's currently fronting the just-as-excellent Collingwood. So enough butt-kissing, let's get down to business. Presenting this week's Mighty Top Five, here's Mr. Chris Malinowski. Take it away, man.

Top 5 Reasons Why Digital Video is a Sell-Out Pussy Cop-Out Hunk of Horseshit...

1. Any David Lynch Film ("Blue Velvet", "Eraserhead", "Lost Highway", "Mulhulland Drive", "Wild at Heart"...)

2. Any Alan Pakula Film ("Parallax View", "Klute", "Starting Over", "All The Presidents Men", "Presumed Innocent"...)

3. Any Luis Bunuel Film ("Belle Du Jour", "The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie", "Diary of a Chambermaid", "That Obscure Object of Desire", "Los Olvidados"...)

4. Certain 80's Pictures (i.e. - Heckerling's "Fast Times at Ridgemont High", Coolidge's "Valley Girl", Davidson's "Last American Virgin"... fuck trendy John Hughes...)

5. Any 1970's Don Coscarelli Film ("Phantasm", "Jim the World's Greatest", "Kenny and Company"... )

Lazy people shoot on video... video... high def or otherwise is shit... filmmakers shoot on film... period... thanks...

I'm drunk right now, but I mean every word... excuse misspellings... let's fuck...

OK...Thanks, Chris. There's nothing I like better than someone who's not going hold back and will tell it like it is. I mean, hey - video killed the radio star, am I right?

Ok, I'm not gonna lie to you - Fingerbanging! was shot on video not film. Please forgive me. Then again, it's not really much of a film, is it?

That's it for me - have a great weekend everybody.

Entry #305
Thursday, March 30, 2006

Can you say "burned out"? Well, I don't know about you but I'm starting to feel like Pete Doherty's crack pipe. (ie - I'm working way too much) So give me a break, give me a break, break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar.

Ok, you're right - that was a bit of a cheap shot.

Anyway, if you live in Delaware, your prayers may have just been answered 'cause it looks like the First State is finally getting a proper alternative music venue and it's called Mojo 13. Look for The Sitch to test the waters there April 14th as part of the recently moved Tric Town shows. Details to come.

Entry #304
Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Thanks to everyone who made it to the show last night, especially those who got there on time but still missed us. My apologies about the mix up - I was told 9:30 PM. I mean, what kind of club puts the first of three bands on at 8:30 PM? I thought they were joking! Anyway, we made the best of it, played hard and had a good time....and new guy Jared held it down and made us proud. Plus, we made a whopping $20 which, if you do the math, comes to $5 each of cold hard cash. Big pimpin' once again my brother! Glenn, how do you want your 18% - dimes, nickels or quarters?

And speaking of The Situation, our new album recently got it's first review, from All Music Guide. Check it out here.

Details on the "Some of My Best Friends Are Skateboarders" art show coming really soon so stay tuned.

Entry #303
Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Word - the latest installment of Letters From Linda is up for your enjoyment. We have the same hair stylist, you know.

As you may have heard, our good friend Justin's been hard at work on a short documentary film on The Situation. But what you might not know is that he's also created a new website, slowmotiontracks.com, where you can check out some music videos he put together for bands like Mad Action and The Capital Years. The guy does nice work, no? Be sure to look for the D$ cameo during the Red King's set.

Anyway, I've been reading this excellent book on the chocolate industry called The Emperors of Chocolate, usually with a bag of M&M's close by. Does this mean I have a problem?

And don't forget, if you're in Philly tonight, head to the Khyber. The Situation hits the stage promptly at 9:30 P.M. What else are you gonna do - watch American Idol?

Entry #302
Monday, March 27, 2006

I picked up a copy of former professional skateboarder and artist Andy Howell's new retrospective book over the weekend and all I have to say is that the damn things is as in depth and thorough as you could ever ask for. Entitled Art, Skateboarding and Life, it comes with two bonus DVD's featuring a documentary, interviews with peers like Ed Templeton and Shepard Fairey, and a whole disc of New Deal and Element skate videos, including the groundbreaking Useless Wooden Toys in it's entirety. Not bad for the $27 I paid for it on Amazon. If you're a fan of skateboarding, art, hip-hop or graffiti, definitely check it out. The guy's responsible for (among other things) New Deal, Element & 411.On one hand, I really got inspired watching it yet on the other hand, I couldn't help but think "Damn, this guy's only 6 years older than me and look how much more he's done with his life." It definitely lit a little fire under my rear end.

Anyway, I also caught Billy Bragg's set at the Keswick Saturday night. With the release of his new retrospective box set, which focuses on his early output, Mr. Bragg kicked it old school, performing (as he did in his younger days) sans band. He told plenty of stories in his wry and humorous spoken word style, waxed political about the magna carta and gave generally gave a strong set. I don't think he gets the props he deserved. I'm sorry but love him or hate him, the guy's a great songwriter, period.

Entry #301
Saturday, March 25, 2006

The Situation was recently featured on the 3Hive website - check it out here.

Entry #300
Friday, March 24, 2006

So, you’ve already seen Fingerbanging, right, and you’re wondering to yourself “What’s next? Where do we go from here?” Look no further homeboy - Finger Breaking is here. Word - a to the tick tock and you don’t stop and all that. etc. etc.

Anyway, if there’s one thing people like to do on MJC.com, it’s vent, vent, vent. I mean, that’s what the internet’s for, right? So, with that in mind, prepare to be educated people 'cause this week’s Mighty Top Five comes my favorite scissor sister and the only person I trust with keeping my wig neat, trim and in order - the very talented and often humorous, Ms. Roberta. Take it away homegirl.

Roberta’s Top Five Misconceptions About Hair Stylists

1. If we are good at what we do we should be able to give you a haircut that would style itself. I am always surprised by the amount of magical ability people assign to a haircut. Unless your hair is straight and one length or you like the "messy" look, you still need to pick up the blow dryer and make an effort. There are two things that you CAN assign to a good haircut: 1)  Whether or not it is convertible (you can style it more than one way, unless your hair is really long) and 2) How long it holds it's shape. A good haircut should last at least 3 months.

2. We just want to make money by selling you products. No, I want your hair to look the way it did when you left the salon because my name is on it. To be honest, some salons do have incentive programs, but mine does not. Hey, if you found something at the drugstore that works, than good for you, but don't ask me to recommend something from there... I don't use the stuff. I mean, would you ask a professional photographer what brand of disposable camera they recommend?

3. Contrary to popular belief, if you have long hair and you don't want layers, bangs or, you don't want us to cut much off the length, we can't make you look "different". Believe it or not, this is the single biggest request we get.

4. Being a hairstylist doesn't require you to be intelligent or, anyone can cut hair. While I am the first to admit that what I do isn't exactly physics, it IS a skill and like any other skill, with intelligence and/or experience comes mastery. A little creativity never hurt either.

5. It's the way we cut your hair that makes one side behave differently than the other. You know that thing at the crown of your head commonly called a "cowlick"? Yeah, that is the direction your hair grows and everyone has one, some people even have two and if you look you will notice that your hair grows in a circular direction there. The things is, it continues around your head in the same manner, with one side growing forward and the other growing back. This is the reason the two sides of your hair behave differently when you are trying to style them. Some people definitely have it worse than others too.

Thanks, Roberta. Me and my funky cowlick will see you tomorrow. Now, if you or someone you care about would like to have Ms. Roberta work her magic on your do, make an appointment at Lux Design Corp (302-368-5575), conveniently located in scenic downtown Newark, Delaware.

That’s all I’ve got. Have a great weekend everybody.

Entry #299
Wednesday, March 22, 2006

This clip has been making the rounds lately, showing up all over the internet and, I have to admit, it's pretty funny. It's definitely the best parody of indie-rock-snobbery I've seen and totally hits the nail on the head. Sorry, hipsters, this one may sting a little.

Entry #298
Tuesday, March 21, 2006

It's been a long time and, honestly, I'm a little shocked that it's actually happening but The Situation will finally be returning to the stage, starting with a show this coming Tuesday, March 28th, at the Khyber. We'll be opening the night, followed by The Silence Kit, then the recently much-hyped I Love You But Have Chosen Darkness. It'll be the live debut of our new bass player Jared so get there early and bust his chops. Stuff like "Wow, are you nervous? 'cause you're nowhere near as good as that other guy" or "Damn, homeboy, who'd you sleep with to get into this band" - you know, just to make him feel at home.

That's all for today but we've got a lot more happenings in the works so be sure to stay tuned. In the meantime, though, you can check out our good friends The Sky Drops new site over at Pure Volume. Stay golden, ponyboy.

Entry #297
Monday, March 20, 2006

Letters From Linda! installment #3 is here. I'll tell you what - I'm glad I've managed to stay on her good side!

For those of you out in LALA LAND, pick up the latest issue of LA Alternative and check out the cover story on our good friends in Spindrift and their in-the-works-movie project, The Legend Of God's Gun. I was lucky enough to see some rough footage when we did some CA shows with them last year and all I have to say is that it's gonna be insane. The rest of us will have to settle with reading the article here.

Anyway, gotta run - it's the first day of spring today which means free water ice at Rita's all day long. Make mine a mango, please.

Entry #296
Friday, March 17, 2006

Ok, for all you music lovers that hate on myspace or whatever, Joe Castro’s got your back. I just posted a brand new page for The Situation on purevolume.com featuring new music from our upcoming full length record. Honestly, some 15 year old told me it was “so much hotter than myspace” so I went with his advice. I mean, when did a teenager ever steer you wrong? And if the kids want it, the kids get it. Just don’t trust anyone over thirty, bro.

So, this week’s Mighty Top Five comes from a woman who is not only a very talented graphic designer, she’s also the only person I know (besides myself) who watches The Gauntlet 2 on MTV and isn’t ashamed to admit it. She's from Ridley Park, PA so she's repping it hard for my recently adopted second home. So, without further ado, here's Ms. Christie. Take it away, homegirl.

Christie’s Top 5 Things I’m So Over Right Now

5. Trying to buy concert tickets - Between presales, standing in line and trying to get tickets online, you would think it’d be easy to get concert tickets but every show I've tried to go to sells out within an hour,or if it’s not sold out, you end up paying twice the ticket price in ticketmaster charges.

4. TomKat - I’m a fan of celebrity gossip and tabloid magazines but this coupling is just too twisted and weird to begin to understand. Isn’t anyone else sick of it too?

3. American Idol - I realize I’m in the minority with my opinion of the show but I just can’t stand the show, plain and simple.

2. This 80s style revival - Ok Urban Outfitters, some styles are better left in the past. There’s no need to bring back leggings with the lace on the bottom or stirrup pants. I’d like to think that I don’t have the same fashion sense as I did when I was 8. Are slouch socks next?

1. Winter - ok, this is predictable be cause I complain about winter and cold weather all the time. but seriously, Snow is a nice novelty in December, who doesn’t want a white Christmas? But I’m ready for some warm weather and Rita’s water ice.

Thanks Christie. And I couldn't agree with you more - American Idol needs to be put out of it's misery. It's no Making The Band now, is it?

That's it for me. Have a great weekend everybody.

Entry #295
Thursday, March 16, 2006

I'm working from home today, which sounds really cool except for the fact that the heater in my building is broken so I'm walking around in a hat, a scarf, the works. That is until tonight, when I have to go our practice space, which doesn't have any heat either. Luckily, though, my car's still got heat, so I'm definitely going to enjoy this evening's 30 minute ride to the First State. Hopefully, it'll thaw out my fingers so I can drop some Hot Licks.

Anyway, my main man Justin's just about finished filming for The Situation documentary he's been working on. Look for it to make it's online debut sometime in mid-April.

Entry #294
Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Ok, Ok - move along folks, nothing to see here.

That's right - I've got nothing today. Boo-hoo. Cry me a river. Etc.

It is the Ides of March, though, so, you know, beware and all that

Entry #293
Tuesday, March 14, 2006

As some of you may have heard, I've been working with Mark Calder of the Wilmington Skate Project on a benefit art show that will take place Saturday, April 22 at the Brandywine Town Community Center, just north of Wilmington DE. Entitled "Some of My Best Friends Are Skateboarders," the show will feature both locally and nationally recognized artists and display a wide range of genres including painting, silkscreened prints, animation, fabric arts and photography. Although we're still in the process of confirming the "bigger names," I can tell you that, based on the artist who have already signed on, the show should be pretty impressive. In the meantime, we're searching for artists who are a) from Delaware or b) involved in the skateboard community who would be interested in having their work shown at the event. If this sounds like you or someone you know, please click here and download our Call to Artist flyer. Either way, please pass the word along and keep April 22nd open. It's going to be a great event for a good cause.

Entry #292
Monday, March 13, 2006

If you've ever wondered how ice cream was made, here's your chance to cash in on some knowledge. Why they never offered this as a high school elective is beyond me.

Anyway, I finally picked up one of Bill Murray's best films, Quick Change on DVD. If you've never seen it, definitely make the effort because it's highly under-rated. Did I mention that Mr. Murray co-directed it? And no, this isn't some weak Larger Than Life type Murray, this is the man in his prime - I'm talking Ghostbusters, I'm talking Stripes, I'm talking Scrooged. Yes, it's that good. My favorite scene is the random Hispanic bike jousting montage. Cinematic gold, I tell ya.

Entry #291
Friday, March 10, 2006

Is it a bad omen to be awoken by your clock radio blasting that creepy theme song from Deliverance? Yeah, you know the one - bada bing bing bing bing bing ba bing. Well, I don't know about you but it freaked me out. That's what you get for setting your radio to some Chester PA station I guess. It was soon followed by La Bamba though, which was cool. You can't go wrong with Ritchie Valens.

Anyway, today's Mighty Top Five comes from the only person I know who's not a musician but still has an album named after her . I mean, how many of you can say that? She also recently designed this really cool poster for The Situation and is handy with the paintbrush as well. She runs Elephant Stone Records along with her husband Ben so, you know.........I have to be nice to her since they're paying the bills and all. So, may I present to you - straight outta Cleveland, Madame Bella Vendetta.

Arabella's Top 5 Five Things You Shouldn't Say When Tracking Me Down on MySpace

1. Starting your greeting with, "Whoa you got married!?" Whoa you're on the internet looking up people you dated 12 years ago?

2. Ending your greeting with, "glad to see you're still alive" Glad to see you've been attending the hometown community college for a decade.

3. Knowing full damn well there were encounters of a sexual nature and asking if I remember you, or that we used to "Hang out". Should I not remember? Yeah buddy, guess that GHB you slipped me wasn't as strong as you thought.

4. Pretending you didn't know I was in high school. So you thought I was just a chick without a drivers license or bank account, who lived in a big house by myself and couldn't get into bars for some reason. That totally makes sense.

5. Seeing that I co-own a record label and then forwarding me your crap band that has nothing to do with what we release. Yeah, I'm sending you to Glastonbury dude! Totally, here's your $125,000 advance  -- Alt-Rock Jazz Fusion with a Country twist is really hot right now.

Thanks Arabella. Listen up people - you've all been forewarned.

Man, there's nothing like starting the weekend off on a positive note, is there?

That's it for me everybody. Have a great weekend.

Entry #290
Thursday, March 9, 2006

Apparently I've been voted "biggest asshole" by the other members of The Situation. I'm confused - coming from that group, is that such a bad thing?

Oh wait - John Paul just corrected me. I'm the "best asshole in The Situation." Either way, I'm still confused.

Anyway, word on the street is that MJC.com regular Nick P was seen hanging on the set of West Wing last weekend and even enjoyed a little sit-down lunch banter with Mr. Martin Sheen. Apparently, when Nick first sat down, Jimmy Smits was there, but then left moments later to go sit at the "cooler" table. Does high school ever really end?

And the new Morrissey album? Honestly, it's just alright. I've listened to it a dozen times or so and, although I like part of it, it seems like something's missing. It just doesn't grab me in the same way that "Your Arsenal" or even "You Are The Quarry" did. I still think "Dear God, Please Help Me" is one of the best things he's done as a solo artist and is alone worth the price of the disc. So, yes, I am going to purchase a copy come April 4th. You gotta support Il Mozalini, bro.

Entry #289
Wednesday, March 8, 2006

Up first - here's the latest installment of Letters From Linda!. Enjoy!

Anyway, with momentum building for our upcoming album release, I'm pleased to announce that The Situation will finally return to the live arena with a performance at the Khyber in Philly on Tuesday, March 28th with "I Love You But Have Chosen Darkness." It'll be the first real test for our new bass man Jared so, you know, the pressure's on.

Entry #288
Tuesday, March 7, 2006

If someone leaves a box of band aids in your mailbox, does that mean you're in for one of those mafia style "accidents"? It's called foreshadowing, right? Just wondering - I'm superstitious or anything...

Anyway, I'm on a new music kick again today. Why? Because The Sky Drops finally posted two new tracks from their forthcoming album online and they're damn good, proving once again that less is more. Probably the best thing Mr. Montejo's done since Love American Style. I just love the sound of the vocal harmonies - it's like the shoegazing Everly Brothers or something. Download them now and listen for yourself.

Entry #287
Monday, March 6, 2006

Ok, if you're the type of person who is as impatient as the day is long, then today's your lucky day. You can pick up The Situation's debut album, direct from Elephant Stone Records, right now, before it hit stores nationwide on April 18th. Who loves ya, baby.

Speaking of good music, I got an email the other day from a Scottish band called Paddyrasta, who sound like a mash-up of Burning Spear and The Pogues. Scottish reggae? Hell yeah! And you know what? It kicks ass - sounding really genuine while missing a lot of the cliches and gimmicks that are usually found when bands try to blend genres like that. I especially liked the song about "Fair Trade Bananas" which just hit the nail on the head, much better than Chris Martin walking around with "Make Trade Fair" written across his hand like it's a reminder of something he needs to do when he gets home.

And speaking of impatience, I'm off to go peep the new Morrissey album, which doesn't hit stores until April 4th. Special thanks to the nameless person who took care of me. Sorry Sanctuary but there are no rats here.

Entry #286
Friday, March 3, 2006

In Sitch news, we had a big band meeting last night to talk about the release of our debut album and discuss what to do when hell actually does freeze over. Among other things, we learned that Meme Chris Tucker's been hard at work on some bizarre finger puppet opus involving a moose and somebody's mom. I've seen it, bro, and it's going to blow minds.

Anyway, I decided to switch things up this week and, instead of running the usual Mighty Top Five, I'm introducing a brand new feature. As many of you know, I was a big fan of Linda Lehane's blog of random letters and musings and was disappointed to find out that she once again shut her site down. Not one to give up, I hunted her down and offered her a reoccuring guest spot here on MJC.com. So, without further ado, I present to you the first installment of Letters From Linda! Enjoy!

And don't worry - the Mighty Top Five will return next week. I know how much you fear change.

That's it for me - have a great weekend everybody.

Entry #285
Thursday, March 2, 2006

Sorry - I can't write much today. I gotta go have lunch with Alice Cooper.

Entry #284
Wednesday, March 1, 2006

So, I was minding my own business, just cooking up a pot of black beans when out of the corner of my eye I saw the nastiest little dirt covered rodent of a mouse run under my fridge and, no lie - I jumped in the air and caught myself screaming like Jamie Lee Curtis in Halloween. But, hey, I'll admit it - I really, really hate mice and (especially) rats. I know that's not the most masculine thing to admit and all but whatever. Looks like Castro's about to go hunting.

But, hey, a rat done bit my sister Nell, and Whitey's on the moon.

Anyway, I just saw this great girl group box set at Tower the other day and I'm dying to get it. Not only is the song selection top notch, but the packaging is as well. Rhino released it, so if it's half as good as their '60's Soul box set (Beg Scream & Shout), it'll be well worth the money.

And speaking of great music, reggae's brightest superstar Sizzla has got a new website and myspace page for his Judgment Yard community center. The man himself set it up in August Town, Jamaica to give back to his neighborhood and spread positivity and upliftment to the youths. Many people talk it, but Sizzla definitely walks it. And if you ever get a chance to catch him live, definitely go because the guy's amazing. Blaze Fire Blaze.

Don't worry - I'm sure I'll be back on some Brit-pop kick again tomorrow.

Entry #283
Tuesday, February 28, 2006

OK - you knew it was coming. Here's my notes on Dave Chappelle's Block Party show last night:

As expected, Chappelle was in top form. Anyone who can drop intelligent jokes on everything from Orwell's 1984 to fist fighting with Meth-heads who bang their own crotch with a hammer is at the top of his game. I'm not even going to try and re-tell any of his bits because there's just no way I could pull it off here. Definitely catch the upcoming movie.

Talib Kweli put in a strong set, consisting mostly of material from The Beautiful Struggle. I've got to say, though, that the crowd was so disappointing. I looked to my left, and the guy next to me was just sitting there, text messaging someone. Looked over to my right, same damn thing. Why people pay all that money for concert tickets just so they can sit there and read emails is beyond me. Isn't that what work's for, anyway?

Erykah Badu surprised the hell out of me and was the highlight of the night. She was mesmerizing, exuding a confident yet cool sexuality backed by a groove heavy soundtrack that was smart in it's reference points while staying funky but smooth. Her band was tight, stopping on a dime like JB's back in the '60's. The moment she hit the stage, she had the crowd in the palm of her hands and even dropped a cover of Burning Spear's Jah Nah Dead mid-set. I was blown away.

The surprise of the night, though, was Joe De Rosa who opened the show. He was really funny and his material went over extremely well especially given the tough Philly audience. Halfway through his set I realized I hung out with the guy a few times, years ago, when his best friend was my brother's roommate. It's good to see a local Philly kid making a dent on the national comedy circuit. Be sure to check him out next time he rolls into your town.

Entry #282
Monday, February 27, 2006

Here's a really cool article on the man I steal 90% of my guitar licks from, Johnny Marr, where he looks back on The Queen Is Dead, 20 years on.

Anyway, in an effort to break away from the routine and try something new, we went to a lecture/demonstration on modern ballet this weekend, host by the nice folks at BalletX. Now, honestly, I don't know the first thing about ballet, but anyone that can choreograph it to Sinead O'Conner is pretty cool in my book. Plus, the flexibility of those dancers was insane and really drove home how out of shape I am and that I should probably start taking yoga classes or something. And, yes, I did design the invitation for the event.

And speaking of culture, I'm off to catch Dave Chappelle's Block Party tonight at the Tower. Did I mention that Talib Kweli and Erykah Badu are also performing? If you know what I'm talking about, then you'll understand how bad-ass of a line-up that is.


Entry #281
Friday, February 24, 2006

Well, it's Friday so let's get down to business. All killer, no filler, bro. This week's Mighty Top Five comes from a good friend of The Sitch's (you may have seen her at one of our shows) who recently returned from a month long trip to India. After talking with her one night at Silk City about all the great things to do there, the places you need to visit, etc. etc., I thought to myself "You know, that's great and all - but what about that things you shouldn't do in India." I mean, no one ever tells you stuff like that. Like, if someone was coming to visit Philly, I'd say "Look, skip the Liberty Bell - it's broken and not very exciting. Oh, and by the way - don't call it a grinder, it's a hoagie." Know what I'm saying? So, on that note, I present to you everyone's favorite interior designer, Ms. Jigna. Take it away, homegirl.

Jigna's Top Five Things Not To Do When In India

1. Eat a cow

2. Run over a cow

3. Spit at a cow

4. Curse at a cow

5. Sleep with a cow

Thanks for the inside tip, Jigna. And although it's not on your list, I'm guessing that "cow tipping" is not looked on to fondly round those parts so, please dear readers, keep that in mind when traveling abroad.

Anyway, that's it for me - have a great weekend everybody.

Entry #280
Thursday, February 23, 2006

OK, first things first: for everyone who asked, NO, the event on April 22nd is not The Situation's CD release party. Did you really think we were anywhere near getting that together? I mean, it took us five years just to finish the record! It's going to take at least another five before we have the place picked out much less a date set. No one ever accused The Sitch of being a well oiled machine. Regardless, still leave the 22nd of April open.

Anyway, I'm back working at home today, which means, once again, I rolled outta bed and wasgreeted by this.<