Entry #425
Friday, September 29, 2006

The latest issue of Swindle just hit news stands and features a nice little interview with one of my favorite artists of the last few years, Banksy, which is worth checking out. I like Swindle a lot, but sometimes it's too much style, too little substance. This one's a good read though.

Anyway, a group of us went to see Jackass 2 last night and damn - that train wreck even left me a little speechless. Those dude's definitely took it up a level on this one and I left the theater thinking that Johnny Knoxville is one seriously tough SOB. The film's funny as hell, though and worth seeing if you're into that kind of thing.

Well, I hate to leave you hanging but this week's Top Five'er bailed at the last minute. It's probably for the best anyway, though - it's always better not to post than to put something out that the writer wasn't feeling. So, yeah, I don't know what to tell you. Go read a book or something. May I suggestthe complete essays of Michel de Montaigne? It's one of my favorites.

Well - that's all I got this week. Have a great weekend everybody.

Entry #424
Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Keith Olbermann is now, officially, the baddest dude on television. I mean, this guy's no joke - he's just been annihilating the Bush administration on a nightly basis. Just brutal. Check out his latest beat down here, as he talks about Bill Clinton's recent interview with FOX news. Ouch!

Anyway, we recently got a milkshake maker as a gift and I have to admit that it's probably gonna be my downfall. It's like the wheels have been spinning so much lately with crazy recipes for homemade concoctions that I fear I'm turning into Dr. Frankenstein or something. Expect to see Castro in size 44 Levi's in the not so distant future. Just means there's more to love, baby.

Entry #423
Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Damn, we're getting close - it's like the final countdown up in here! Some of you out there know what I'm talking about.

So, seeing that it's the 26 of September and all, we've decide to go all out and celebrate the birth of that superstar 70's singing sensation, Olivia Newton John, by dropping this classic clip from possibly one of the worst movies ever made (or best, depending who you ask) - that's right, holmes - Xanadu. Don't front - you know you secretly love it. It definitely gives Glitter a run for it's money.

And speaking of films, I recently discovered that if you blast music from movie soundtracks while at work, the average office meeting becomes a helluva lot more dramatic. Try dropping the theme from The Godfather or maybe that creepy music from JAWS next week when the Monday morning meeting rolls around. The same trick also applys if you want to spice up your monolog next time you roll through the drive-thru window at one in the morning. Theme music - every good hero should have some.

Entry #422
Monday, September 25, 2006


While in Philly on a delivery, Nick P. stopped by for a quick slice with the boys and told us that his second short film, Chance Encounter, is finished and is currently being submitted to various film festivals and whatnot around the country. Besides being shot primarily in my old apartment, the film also features background music by yours truly (aka Joe Castro) as well as a couple tracks from Bullette's debut long player. Stay tuned for details on area showings, premiers and other reasons for drunken celebrations. Word on the street is that Nick may also be working on that new Transformers movie when it rolls through D.C.

A new internet magazine entitled Chief Mag recently posted a nice little interview with Michael Sanchez and his usual cast of characters in it's debut issue. Like most things Mike's involved with, it's worth checking out - especially for the free song downloads at the bottom of the page. I still think the guy's got one of the best voices around. Will someone either sign him or at least give him a swift kick in the butt so that he'll finally get his album out to more than his tiny circle of admirers? I'm sorry but it's too good to just sit on bro.

Anyway, Danny Way and the boys over at Plan B just released a new promo video called Live After Death - peep it for yo'self here. And good news for all you long hairs out there, rumor has it Plan B will be releasing limited addition Slayer boards featuring graphics taken from the band's first six albums. I think Metal James just found his new ride.

Entry #421
Friday, September 22, 2006


We stopped by Ed Templeton's Camp, Ride, Skate, Repeat opening at the Emerica art gallery in Manhattan last night - attendance was thick, with many heavy hitters navigating themselves amongst the sea of art lovers and skateboarders, including Andrew Reynolds and Mr. 360 Flip himself, Jason Lee. At one point, a nice little flatland session broke out in the back of the gallery which definitely boosted the vibe. As usual, Ed's photos were great, very documentary in style with his own tour stories handwritten across the prints in his easily recognizable scrawl, which really added some depth to the images. I'm not sure how long the show's up for but it's worth checking out if you're in the area.

Anyway, it's Friday and since I know you're all dying for it, let's move on to this week's Mighty Top Five. You may remember today's guest as the frontman for early 90's indie-shoegazer cult-favorites, Smashing Orange, or, if you're a regular reader of MJC.com, as one half of the equally excellent The Sky Drops, whose new EP (I'm sure you 're sick of me saying) is pure top shelf. Besides being an excellent songwriter, the guy's also an impressive abstract painter so, yeah - to put it lightly - dude's hella talented. What I love about Rob is that he's a man of few words, so when he does tell you something, you know it's sincere and you know he means it. There's few people I can honestly say that about - it's like all killer, no filler. So, on that note, here's he is, fresh off The Sky Drops recent UK mini tour, the one and only, Mr. Rob Montejo.

Rob Montejo’s Top Five Observations and Experiences of Last Week:

5. All the money in the world will buy one neither taste nor intelligence.

4. Will Ferrell is best in supporting roles and skits.

3. Viewing two of four remaining copies of the Magna Carta in the British Library.

2. Maintaining good posture is undoubtedly a worthwhile endeavor and the key to a useful existence. Hunchbacks are terribly disconcerting and unbecoming, especially of the younger variety.

1. Oscar Wilde quote from the Tate Modern: “The final revelation is that Lying, the beautiful telling of untruths, it the true aim of Art.”

It’s so comforting to know that Society is in the hands of master Artists.

Thanks Rob. Be sure to catch The Sky Drops the next time they roll though your town. They'll be opening for Bettie Serveert at the Mercury Lounge in NYC and the Middle East in Boston September 30th and October 1st respectively. You can also purchase their new EP here.

Well, people - that's all I got. Have a great weekend everybody.

Entry #420
Thursday, September 21, 2006

Alright now, just take a deep breath and relax - the new black hole factory that some crazy scientists just built will not destroy the earth. Hey, it's one less thing to worry about, right?

I finally got to peep that footage of Bob Burnquist skateboarding off the Grand Canyon into a full on 1500 foot base jump drop. Totally insane. I mean, damn....talk about cajones.

And if anyone has seen Jason C around or knows whether or not he's back from Africa yet, please let me know. I've been meaning to reconnect with homeboy but lost his address a while ago.

Entry #419
Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Letters from Linda #18 is here and she's takin' your ass back to school. BooYah!

Now before the internet, before blogging, before MTV news online or wherever else you go for your music gossip fix, when you absolutely needed to know the inside scoop on all your favorite headbanging madmen, there was only one number to call. That's right bro - you called The Heavy Metal Hotline. $1.50 for the first minute, 35 cents each additional minute. Rock on.

And speaking of music, Bullette sent this clip of Weird Al's latest spoof track, which, as usual, is funny as H-E-double hockey sticks. This time he puts his spin on that insanely catchy "catch me ridin' dirrty" song that was blaring out of every yo boy's jeep this summer.

And if anyone can recommend a good roofer who works in the Delaware Valley, please send them my way. We need a little roof work over at Casa del Castro.

Entry #418
Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Apparently today is international Talk Like A Pirate Day - or at least that's what my coworkers keep telling me while they dance around, sporting eye patches and shouting "Aye Matey" at every given opportunity. I mean, they have a real wooden plank they're making everyone walk over, the whole nine yards. Look - I don't know about all that but if anyone wants to kick off Party Like A Pirate Day, count me in. We can drink a little rum, pillage the village, whatever.

Anyway, I was just reading this article today about the space shuttle and how it's crew had to postpone it's landing because of a UFO, and it got me thinking - how do astronauts stay clean? I mean, there ain't no showers in space, know what I saying? Do they just let it ride and suck it up for a few weeks like some indie rock band touring around the states in a beat-up chevy van? So, I did some research and, no, actually - they give each other sponge baths. Who ever said MJC.com not's educational needs to ask somebody.

And just for good measure, here's a random dose of old head pop culture featuring my man, Max Headroom.

Entry #417
Monday, September 18, 2006

So today Ben was trying to convince me that the man who invented the incubator did so so that he could save premature babies for display in his Coney Island freak show. I don't know if that's true or not but apparently Ben was also head butted once by Wesley Willis so, you know, his record speaks for itself.

In the good news department, I just found out that tomorrow is Pickle Tuesday at Whole Foods. Hell yeah - just show up on Tuesday between 11AM and 1 PM and get a free insulated pickle lunch bag! It might just be the fashion accessory of the fall season.

And for all you art lovers in NYC, Ed Templeton's got an art opening this Thursday night at the Emerica NYC showroom. Entitled Camp, Ride, Skate, Repeat,, the show features photos taken during the Easy Rider-esque motorcycle/skateboard tour, Wild In The Streets. The party starts at 8:00 PM at 29 Greene Street. I'm considering driving up so if anyone else wants in on the action, hit a brother up.

Entry #416
Friday, September 15, 2006

Well, we can all let out a collective sigh of relief because the feud between Elton John and George Michael is finally over! That's right people -the most talked about beef since Biggie squared off with Tupac has finally been squashed. Now all we have to do is end that little conflict in the middle east and we'll finally have world peace. I mean, we're half way there anyway bro, and the hard part's over right?

Anyway, I just got back from Create-A-Thon 2006 and I'm going on my 32 hour without sleep. While leaving Hypno this afternoon, some lady told me I looked like a young Rick Springfield - I don't know, maybe it's me but I just don't see it. Perhaps it was the dirty fro curls my dome was sporting after a night of no sleep. She said she meant it as a compliment but, honestly, I think she was drunk, which is a tad bit shameful, being the middle of the afternoon and all. Anyway, I'll post a full recap of this year's C-A-T later this weekend. Right now though, I've got a date with Mr. Sandman who, coincidentally, also looks like Rick Springfield. Small world I guess.

Entry #415
Thursday, September 14, 2006

Well, I hate to be the bearer of bad news and all bro, but I'm afraid the rumors are true - Whitney dropped Bobby like a bad habit. Damn, first the Fat Boys break up, now this.

Well, it's been roughly two months since I cancelled my cable and I ain't gonna lie - I miss my VH1. I mean, I haven't even had as much as a glimpse at the second season of Flavor of Love or Hogan Knows Best! Seriously - if they drop a second season of Supergroup, I'm falling of the wagon and calling Comcast. One can only watch so much PBS you know.

Anyway, I'm off to the 24 hour creative train wreck that is Create-A-Thon (see Tuesday's post for more info.) I just learned that my client this year is Action Aids which is definitely a worthy cause by anyone's standards so wish me luck. I have to admit that my biggest fear right now is umm, performing under pressure. Well, that and clowns. I've always found them highly creepy. Oh yeah - and possums. I hate possums. But I digress - now where were we? Oh yeah, creative block - it's a drag.

Entry #414
Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Damn - Keith Olbermann steps up, pulls no punches and serves Bush his own nuts on a platter during his commentary on the president's post-911 Memorial speeches. I gotta admit - Olbermann's starting to renew my faith in television journalism with many people already calling him this generation's Edward R. Murrow. I can only hope that more reporters (and more importantly, their producers) see this and get inspired to speak up.

Anyway, I had a crazy dream last night that the Stone Roses had reformed and were playing (of all places) the Borgata casino in Atlantic City, which, over the last few years, has hosted many-a-comback band from the cheesier side of the tracks such as Styx and the inexcusably awful Doors of the 21st Century. Who knows though - maybe the rumors are true? After that dream, I'm not sure if I should be excited or scared.

Entry #413
Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Anyone who can train a monkey to ride a dog cowboy style is definitely more talented than I am (or at least has more time on their hands.) At this rate, The Planet of the Apes should come true any day now.

You know, I have a feeling that Bob Dylan, when writing the songs for Bringing It On Back Home, borrowed the melody for Outlaw Blues from The Ad Libs song, The Boy From New York City, probably subconsciously. The similarities are definitely there though.

Anyway, I'm proud to announce that once again I will be donating my skills to Hypno's Create-A-Thon. For those Johnny-Come-Lately's who weren't reading this site a year ago, Create-A-Thon is an annual benefit where Philadelphia area graphic designers donate one 24 hour day of their time to create marketing materials for deserving non-profit institutions. Last year (mainly thanks to Starbucks and a jar of chocolate covered espresso beans) I threw down 31 straight hours of creativity so you know I'm in for the long haul. The fun starts this Thursday at high noon in Moorestown, New Jersey.

Entry #412
Friday, September 8, 2006

See, it's just like Axel Rose always said - "just a little patience" - and you'll get what's coming to you. Here's Letters from Linda #17. Hell hath no fury like a woman about to jump out of a plane.

Anyway, let's get down to business. This week's Mighty Top Five comes from the man of the weekend - Mr. Kirpatrick Thomas. When I first started playing music (circa 1993), we played one of our very first shows with Spindrift at the now legendary Barn Door and over the past 13 years, I've seen KP lead that band though more style changes than Madonna (with more lineup changes than Menudo!) Seriously, though, I think the guy finally found his groove with this Western trip he's been on the last few years 'cause their show I caught at Spaceland in LA last year was one of their best. As you know, he's returned home this weekend for some shows and to test screen his year's-in-the-making-Western-film-opus, The Legend of God's Gun, (Saturday night, 7:30 PM at the Cinema Center Three in Newark DE.) I don't know what else to say except that besides being hella talented, he's funny as sh*t and he let me crash on his couch. So, on that note, here's Mr. Kirpatrick. Take it away hombre.

Kirpatrick's Top 5 Stories of the Filming of The Legend of God's Gun:

5. Getting busted by Park Rangers

4. Editing the film in a $3 Million Mansion in Beverly Hills

3. Seeing someone get crushed by a horse

2. Seeing an actress get thrown in Jail for carrying a deadly weapon

1. Me drinking Scorpion Venom

Thanks Kevin. And just to clear things up - this Saturday's showing is only a test screening, not the actual premier so don't feel the need to get all red carpeted up or anything. Pajamas are totally acceptable. We just want you to be comfortable, that's all.

And to clear another thing up - Yes, I did help produce their version of "Midnight Sun," KP just forgot to give a brother props on the album jacket, that's all.

Anyway, that's it for me. I wanna send out some special Happy Birthday wishes to Mama Castro who turns... well, we'll just say 25 today, how's that sound? I love ya Moms.

Have a great weekend everyone.

Entry #411
Thursday, September 7, 2006

Apparently the City of Brotherly Love hosted live lunch time boxing yesterday at Love Park as part of it's hokey Philly Loves Rocky Week. Ok, wait a minute, let me get this straight - it's illegal to skateboard there (even for professional athletes) but it's OK to put two guys in a ring so they can beat each other's brains out? C'mon, this is just too ridiculous - like what this city really needs is more public violence? I mean, Philly's body count is all ready over 250 for this year alone. Who knows - maybe next week they'll throw down with some bull fighting or something. What hypocrisy. Free Love Park

For all of you who've been wondering what's up with "Letters from Linda" - quit sweating it homeslice. She's enjoying her summer, doing fine and keeping it real. A new letter will come when the muse hits her. What can I tell you - that's how we run things here.

Anyway, today would've been the late great Buddy Holly's 70th Birthday. A personal favorite of mine, his guitar style definitely left a huge impression early on and I have to admit to coping quite a few of his licks over the years. The guy was the real deal so if you don't know, you better ask somebody. Rest in peace Buddy.

Entry #410
Wednesday, September 6, 2006

Like the old saying goes - when there's nothing else to post, give 'em The Young Ones. Definitely one of the funniest TV shows of it's time. Soap rocked as well.

Entry #409
Tuesday, September 5, 2006

I've been a fan of "guerilla artist" Banksy's stencil work for a while now but his latest stunt is just genuis. Seriously - my man's got mucho cojones. I'm still not sure how he pulled it off though.

I just got word that Kev T and the Spindrift crew will be returning home this weekend for the long awaited east coast premier of their spagetti western epic, The Legend of God's Gun. The film shows at 7:30 PM this Saturday night at the old Newark Cinema Three as part of the Delaware Film and Music Festival and will be follwed by an acoustic perfomrance and Q&A session. The band's also be doing a short First State mini-tour with stops at Mojo 13 on Friday (Sept. 8) and the East End on Saturday (Sept. 9).

Entry #408
Friday, September 1, 2006

I missed the VMA's again this year (not that I'm crying about it or anything) but was glad to hear that the mighty Mos Def kept it real while causing a little bit of chaos in the process. After all, that's what rock-n-roll's all about, right? I've got much respect for that dude.

Anyway, let's get down to business. If you read this site often, then you've probably figured out by now that I love movies, especially documentaries, be it End of The Century, Trekkies, March of the Penguins or whatever. But every now and again, you catch one that leaves thinking "Alright, is this sh*t for real?" (like, say, Kurt and Courtney maybe?) So, on that tip, this week's Mighty Top Five is all about weirdness of the medium and comes from a friend who's dry sense of humor always turns my frown upside-down, the guy who puts the soul back in South Philly, my man Bryan. Take it away esé.

Bryan's Top 5 Documentaries That Are So Ridiculous You'd Think They Were Fake.

1.  American Movie (Chris Smith-1999)
I have watched this film two times and am still convinced it's fake. American Movie centers around Mark Borchardt who struggles to fund and produce his horror film Coven (pronounced COH-ven). The process is reminiscent of your high-school friends making a movie for fun during spring break, with no-budget special effects and assorted family members pitching in. Somehow, Coven took several years to complete.  Apparently, Borchardt's fortunes have changed as he has a role in the upcoming flick Black Dahlia.

2. Burden of Dreams (Les Blank-1982)
The true story of the making of the film Fitzcarraldo, Burden of Dreams documents Werner Herzog (Director, Grizzly Man) attempting to pull a full-size boat over a mountain in South America. Not only does Herzog have to contend with the loss of stars Jason Robards to illness and Mick Jagger to band obligations, his new leading man, Klaus Kinski, is a maniac and the local tribe wants everyone off their land. People and animals were definitely harmed during the making of this film.

3. Okie Noodling (Bradley Beesley-2001)
Also known as grabbling, graveling, hogging, tickling, dogging, stumping, and handfishing, Noodling involves grown men catching these 60 + pound fish by inserting their arms deep into the fishes' mouths.  This sport is currently legal in only 5 states and logical in even less. Currently out of print, I've seen this DVD sell for $85 on Ebay.

4. Heavy Metal Parking Lot (John Heyn, Jeff Krulik-1986)
The entire cast of Spinal Tap is more believable than the Largo, Maryland Lunkheads in Heavy Metal Parking Lot.  Compare the middle-aged housewives in Neil Diamond Parking Lot to the teenage metal heads at planetkrulik.com. Key quotes: "Madonna, She's a dick" and "Rob Halford-I'd jump his bones."

5. Grey Gardens (Ellen Hovde,Albert Maysles-1975)
From the directors of the epic Gimmie Shelter, comes this true story of Jackie O's odd cousin and her daughter. Sequestered in their dilapidated, cat and raccoon infested mansion in the Hamptons, Big and Little Edie talk about their estranged relationship with the Kennedy family and their former lives as high-society socialites. This film will be reimagined next year with Drew Barrymore and Jessica Lange.

Honorable Mention: Cane Toads-An unnatural History, Show Cats: Standards of Perfection, Gates of Heaven, Home Movie.

Thanks Bryan. Keep on rockin' in the free world.

Well, that's it for me. The three day weekend's officially here and I've got Lee Perry's Roast Fish and Cornbread boomin' on the hi-fi to set the vibe. Take care everyone, and have a great weekend.

Entry #407
Thursday, August 31, 2006

Damn, I don't know about you but I feel like I woke up this morning and all of a sudden summer's over and I missed it.

Anyway, word on the street is that Milkshake, the head feline over at Elephant Stone Records, gots some beef cooking and is no longer down for The Situation. Well, I'd love to say that I no longer like milkshakes either but we all know that won't fly. Make mine chocolate cherry please.

And to my people out in Brooklyn, be sure to catch The Sky Drops set at The Trash Bar tonight. Judging by the club's website, I'm suggesting that Rob should don some old Maiden T's or something 'cause their logo makes the place looks like hair-metal heaven. Ms. Bullette was kind enough to send over a copy of their Cloud of People EP and it's been on heavy rotation here at the home studio ever since. Hang On, by the way, is a gem of a tune and yes, I'm man enough to say it - very beautiful. I'm looking forward to hearing where their sound goes next.

Entry #406
Tuesday, August 29, 2006

So, after searching for months and months to find a true alternative to driving so I can finally stop spending so much hard earned bread on petrol, I think I've found my new ride. Word! And don't front homeboy 'cause you know it's sharp. Look for me to be bombing the local mountain bike trails on that baby later this fall. I'll be the dude dressed like Zorro.

Ok, I'm lying. I do dig that bike though. Ebay maybe?

Anyway, I just caught the trailer for a new film called Bomb It, which promises to be the first serious film to truly document the ever-growing graffiti/street art movement (Style Wars notwithstanding, of course.) No street date as of yet, but personally, I can't wait 'cause the trailer definitely peeked my interest.

Entry #405
Monday, August 28, 2006

Sorry Nick P., but recent studies show that tall people are smarter. I think Morrissey said it best bro - It's Hard to Walk Tall When You're Small.

Scott Shaw recently revamped his Third Row website so take a peek when you get a chance. Hell, it's worth checking out just to get a sneak peak at the opening credit's to Kirpatrick Thomas' film opus, The Legend God's Gun. Hopefully KP will bring the film back east for a First State premier soon.

And speaking about films, we saw Little Miss Sunshine over the weekend and it's as good as everyone's been saying, although I have to admit that something about it didn't sit right with me, and strangely enough, I left the theater feeling a little uncomfortable which rarely happens. I still can't put my finger on it though - maybe I'm just getting old or something. Anyway, I'm rambling. The bottom line is it's a good film, very funny and occasionally touching as well as heartbreaking.

We also rented Inside Man over the weekend, which was a major disappointment. What happened Spike? I had such high hopes for this one.

Entry #404
Friday, August 25, 2006

Skate Nerd is hosting a mini-ramp contest at FDR this Saturday with $500 going to the top ripper. I was thinking about kicking down the 20 bucks to enter but, honestly, my bag of mini-tricks just ain't what it used to be. For the rest of you, though, be there at 3 o'clock, ready to throw down.

And speaking of mini-ramps, this is just madness!

Now when it comes to the Mighty Top Five, I'm usually scrambling around at the last minute, sending out frantic emails to random friends begging them to bail me out. Occasionally, though, I'll get the odd personal request from someone who wants in on the action. I was seriously considering passing up this week's request, simply because I think the best thing to do right now is move on sans nostalgia, but it came from my man D$, who was arguably the biggest fan The Situation ever had so how could I say no? I mean, contrary to popular belief, I'm not that heartless. So, on that note, I present to you Mr. Backbeat himself, the hardest working drummer in show-biz, Mr. D$. Take it away Darren.

D$'s Top Five Situation Memories

After losing touch with MJC and Laz following the demise of Nero, I bumped into the guys while waiting in line for The Strokes show outside the TLA. They informed me of their new band The Situation and on a whim I caught them a few nights later at the Logan House. 40 shows later I present my Top Five Situation memories :
 
5. 11-11-04 -   After waiting several hours for the boys to take the stage and the consumption of many PBRs, a few of us decided to bring Madchester to Philly and ended up having a dance party by the front of the stage during an amazing rendition of Cherry.
 
4. 7-9-05 - The Situation and The Northern Hues (my previous band) shared the stage for one time only at the Knitting Factory in NYC.    
3. 2-28-03 - The release party of their debut "The Reese Nasty EP" held at the UACA Hall. The hall was filled with many patrons of the old Delaware music scene I hadn't come in contact with in ages and even included a vending machine filled with copies of their EP.
 
2. 12-20-01 - My first show in attendance at the Logan House. Having never heard a song, I was extremely impressed with their collection of songs including the mellow "Pine Street", pounding "Getting Over Everyone" and a riveting cover of The Stone Roses' "Waterfall" to my absolute delight.
 
1. 3-10-05 - Opening for Hot Hot Heat at the TLA, Christopher Tucker provided the crowd with unreleased poetry written my J.D. Salinger, shakers and other assorted percussion, copies of Ride's Smile ep to a few musically underprivileged youths and disclosed that Holden Caulfield's middle name was Morrissey.
 
Thanks guys for all the great times!

Thanks Darren - especially for all your support over the years. And if any of you get the chance, check out D$ keeping the back beat for his band, Aerovox, the next time they roll through your town.

Well, that's it for me. Have a great weekend everyone.

Entry #403
Thursday, August 24, 2006

Size Does Matter! Oh Pluto - they could never taint you in my eyes.,

Ok, Ok - I know everyone's been trippin' off the Cats That Look Like Hitler site but, personally, I prefer Cats That Look Like Rappers. Everybody gets their grill done nowadays son!

And in the "worst idea for TV since that race-swap show" category, the folks behind Survivor are splitting up this seasons tribes by race. I mean, c'mon - like the nation doesn't have enough to deal with without you trying to set back race relations another 50 years. What a cheap stunt. I hate that show.

And in case you're wondering - the Hosoi movie is pretty good and chock-full of classic 80's skate footy like Christian and his crew blasting eight foot high wall rides down at Venice Beach. Look for a DVD release sometime in early November. I got the chance to shoot the breeze with the man himself (along with Omar Hassan, Tim O'Conner and Reese Forbes) and found him to be extremely grateful, humble and positive, even after all he's been through. It's great to see you back on the board Holmes.

Entry #402
Wednesday, August 23, 2006

You want the worst, you get the worst - here's K-Fed's debut on the Teen Choice Awards. He makes Vanilla Ice sound like Jay Z.

Anyway, apparently skateboarding is the devil's toy and is right up there with man's most shameful inventions including the sword, the gun and the bomb. I mean - who knew? Thanks to crailtap for the heads up.

If anyone in the 215 area is going to Ian Svenonius' book signing at Big Jar Books tonight, please tell him Joe from The Situation and Swingline says "Hi". I'd go but I already had plans to check out the Hosoi documentary at Fairmans in West Chester. Sorry, bro but until cloning becomes free and legal, it's outta my hands.

Entry #401
Monday, August 21, 2006

Bullette sent along this funny clip - pretty relevant after this past weekend.

And speaking about The Situation, I'm sorry to say that I will not be playing the September 8th show at Mojo 13. I'm done. I apologize if I disappointed some of you but I just can't keep putting effort into something to have it sh*t on by self obsessed band mates who love the taste of self-destruction. But hey - call it "settling down" or "musical differences" or whatever you'd like but we all really knows what goes on behind the music. It's time to put this cliche out of it's misery.

Entry #400
Friday, August 18, 2006

So I turned on the news this morning, and everyone was talking about K-Fed's big debut tonight at the Teen Choice Awards. Then, I come into work, and everyone's talking about seeing Snakes on a Plane. Look, I don't care how amusingly bad both of these shows promise to be, there's no way I'm wasting time nor money on that BS. Now, if it was K-Fed being eaten alive by snakes while riding on a plane - that I could work with.

I will, however, go see this train wreck of a film when it comes out in September. Sorry, but I can't help it - that sh*t just cracks me up.

Anyway, next time you're sitting around the house with your posse, bored out your minds or whatever, just walk over to the local Dunkin Donuts, get a couple of those 24 count boxes of Munchkins (you know, the donut holes), and just have a full on snowball-style-take-no-prisoners Munchkin food fight! And if anyone wants to battle tonight - you bring the glazed 'cause I got the powdered sugar. Semper fi, soldiers, semper fi.

So, no Top Five today. I had one lined up, but it just fell through. You know how it is - you can't get blood from a stone or beer from a twinkie or however that saying goes.

Anyway, that's it for me. I'm off to the Big Apple for shows with The Situation. Have a great weekend everyone.

Entry #399
Thursday, August 17, 2006

No post yesterday in honor of the death of Elvis Aaron Presley. Or something like that anyway. I mean, does it really matter why there was no post? And, besides, we all the know The King didn't really die and that he's out there living it up with TuPac or something.

Anyway, The Sitch just got a nice check in the mail from the folks over at MTV for letting them use The Greatest Thing (off the band's Reece Nasty EP) for that new car show they got on, Fast Inc. That's right, bro - a whopping $50 bucks American so you know we're livin' large! And with the Shark long outta the picture, that means we can split it up four ways and stick $12.50 in each of our pockets. Bling Bling Blang! So let's celebrate - I'll spring for the pizza (cheese only, 'cause, you know, toppings get expensive), you bring the cola.

And speaking of The Sitch, the band's making it's way up to New York City this weekend for two gigs with Ghost City. Friday night at The Delancey, Sunday night at The Mercury Lounge. And Saturday night? Who knows but hopefully I'll end up at that Wu-Tang/Rakim show down at Penn's Landing. These will most likely be our last shows in the Big Apple so miss them only if you don't mind a life full of regret and shame. Like I always say, though, who knows what the future holds.

Entry #398
Tuesday, August 15, 2006

If anyone's read that Ian Svenonius book, The Psychic Soviet please let me know if it's any good. That guy's as brilliant, as he is clever as he is a gentleman. The last time The Sitch played with Weird War, he told me he spent his downtime walking dogs for cash in some posh upper-crust Washington, D.C. neighborhood, which, if you've ever seen how sharp my man dresses, is pretty funny to imagine. I mean, can you picture him walking your schnauzer?

Anyway, I just spent the last 15 minutes helping a co-worker try to find out who lent their golden pipes to the Gummi Bears theme song, which, consequently, is now stuck in everyone's head so, you know, I'm not exactly Mr. Popularity around the water cooler today. No luck yet, though, so the search goes on. Apparently Duck Tales is pretty popular with the over 30 set as well.

Entry #397
Monday, August 14, 2006

Much like rock-docs (where every band under the sun lately been's getting the bio treatment, The Sitch included), it seems like every filmmaker fresh out of school is churning out a film about some former pro-skateboarding superstar who's now fallen from grace. And I"ll be honest with you - I love the genre and I can't really think of anyone more deserving of the treatment than Christian Hosoi. If you grew up in the late 80's, you most likely new Hosoi whether you skated or not. I mean, the guy is legendary, easily on par with Tony Alva, Hawk, Danny Way and the rest of them, with one of the smoothest styles ever to grace the board, not to mention the biggest airs, hands down, of that decade. Anyway, Rising Son, The Legend of Christian Hosoi,will be premiering next Wednesday, August 23 in West Chester, Pa at the Chester County Historical Society (225 N. High Street) at 8:00 PM, with a signing session with Christian and the rest of the Quicksilver team taking place before that at Fairman's at 7PM . If you know about Hosoi, then you know it's worth checking out for the vintage footage alone, even if he is wearing day-glow 80's spandex in 90% of it.

Entry #396
Friday, August 11, 2006

Apparently, this is old news and I'm the last person on the web to see it but, whatever, it still made me laugh. Here are Cats That Look Like Hitler - not to be confused, of course, with Cats That Are Vampires.

Anyway, I found this little gem of a commercial from the 60's that features Andy Warhol and former heavyweight boxing champion Sonny Liston pushing Braniff Airlines because, as the deep honey-voiced announcer claims, "They like our food, they like our girls, they like our style." I mean, is prostitution even legal in international airspace?

Ok, as you could imagine, all I've been asked lately is "Hey Castro, why'd you leave The Situation man?" and usually I say "Hmmm, I don't know - that's a good question actually." So feeling all Scooby Doo and all, I decided to find out for myself and homeboy, I went straight to my man, the main source for all things gossip - Nick P. I mean, the guy's got, like, a subscription to Entertainment Weekly and everything. Plus, he used to ride up in the van with the band back in the day so I figured he must have his share of inside dirt. They're all yours Nick - set 'em straight:

Nick P's Top Five Reasons Why Joe Castro Left The Situation

5. Years of bending over his guitar during his solos have caused Joe to have spasms in his sleep. Not to mention the wah-wah induced arthritis in his ankle.
 
4. He misses the adrenaline rush of being in the passenger seat when Laz is driving a van home from NYC at 4 in the morning.
 
3. There's only so many times you can hear Tucker say, "Thanks a lot, I mean it."
 
2. He realized he was turning into Johnny Ramone...and he liked it.
 
1. Without me around, the music has lost all meaning.

Wow, thanks Nick. That really cleared up a lot. And please tell Wheat Germ that I said "Hi" and "Where's that bottle of vino you owe me suckka!"

Well, that's all I got so I'm ghost. Have a great weekend everyone.

Entry #395
Thursday, August 10, 2006

Ok, Ok, Ok. Because a lot of people have been asking let's clear this up - yes, I will be playing all remaining previously booked Situation shows. After that is, well, anyone's guess. There's been some talk about a Philly show but as far as I know it's still in the works. So, as of now, the list is as follows:

August 18th @ The Delancey (NYC) w/ Ghost City.

August 20th @ The Mercury Lounge (NYC) w/ Ghost City.

September 8th @ Mojo 13 (DE)

Hopefully we'll see some of you there for what is most likely going to be the band's last hurrah.

And speaking of NYC, a small group of us are taking a little road trip tonight to catch Aerovox's final show at the legendary CBGB's so if you're in the Big Apple, come on out, say "What's up" and then buy the first round. I mean, we're guests in your city and it's just the right thing to do. Make mine a Yoo-Hoo please, in honor of Johnny Ramone. It was his favorite drink you know.

Entry #394
Wednesday, August 9, 2006

Letters From Linda # Sweet 16 - you know what to do.

Mr. Baywatch himself, David Hasselhoff just dropped this new gem of a video and all I can say is...ummm, nothing, actually. I'm totally speechless but honestly, the video pretty much speaks for itself anyway. I can't believe it's been like, what, twenty years, and the guy's still working the Knight Rider angle! I know, I know - "Don't Hassle the Hoff, man - it's just, like, self parody" Whatever. Props to those who can make it through the whole song. And this guy's supposed to judge whether America's Got Talent?

I mean, you want talent? These guy's have talent. It's like a cross between The Temptations and Richard Simmons, only in Williamsburg (718) or something.

Entry #393
Tuesday, August 8, 2006

Well, with the price of oil on the rise once again following BP's emergency shut down, I have no doubt in my mind that oil companies will once again post record profits this fiscal year. $4 a gallon gas is right around the corner - believe it. Maybe it's time to finally buy that Vespa I've been pining for all these years.

And speaking of cars, the odometer just broke in my ride, which wouldn't be so bad except that my gas gauge also broke about a year ago so, in the meantime, I've been using the mileage to estimate how much gas I was using. I know, I know - totally ghetto, right? Anyway, I once had a car where the engine became dislocated from the engine block so that every time I put it in reverse with the hood open, the engine would pop outta the top a good 8 inches like some kind of Transformer. I was always hoping my car would turn into a tape player or something but, sadly, that dream never came true.

Entry #392
Monday, August 7, 2006

Remember back in the day when you had to wait in front of your radio for, like, four hours, with the tape deck ready, just in case the DJ played that one song you couldn't get out of your head and that you just had to get on tape for your little two speaker boom box? Well, I spent hours trying to get a good version of Jam On It by Newcleus. Don't laugh - you know you love it. Best song the Chipmunks ever did bro.

Word on the street is that the bagel shop that housed the Hypno Gallery in Moorestown, NJ is now closed. No word yet as to when and where they will relocate to but I wouldn't count them out yet. Stay tuned for more info.

Sounds like the BMX vert guys went all out at this year's X-Games. Double Backflip flair? Double tailwhip 540? Front Flip Flair? Are you kidding me?

Entry #391
Friday, August 4, 2006

I found out this morning that another of rock-n-roll's true greats, Arthur Lee, passed away yesterday from leukaemia. As many of you know, I've been a huge fan of Love's music for a while now - Swingline used to cover My Flash on You and, in 2003, The Situation had the honor of opening for them at The Troc during the Forever Changes tour, which, if you've never heard Forever Changes, you owe it to yourself to check it out because it's an amazing album that's up their with other sixties pop masterpieces like Pet Sounds, Revolver and Let It Bleed. So, yeah, it's a Bummer in the Summer for real bro and a sad day indeed. Rest in piece Arthur.

I don't know about you but it's seems like I can't go a week without hearing that someone else I know either has cancer or is losing a family member to it. It's just insanly heartbreaking. And some of them are not much past thirty!

But on to happier subjects, no? I mean, it's the weekend and we've got to enjoy it while we got it, right? Party party and all that.

So this week's Mighty Top Five comes from a woman who makes pillows in the shape of weapons (that's right, man - stuffed pistols, switchblades, brass knuckles - you get the idea) so you know she's not one to "F" with. And we go way back, like Trapper Keepers and Pac-Man. To put it simply, she's one of the coolest people I know. So, on that note, I present to you my good friend, Holly. They're all yours H-Dog.

Holly's Top 5 Things You Should Know When Traveling to Costa Rica
 
1.  You need Dramamine to travel anywhere.
Unless you have an iron stomach, and amazing equilibrium, take Dramamine.  Those mountains might look pretty, but travel over them in a car and they will put a serious hurting on you.
 
2.  You may get crabs.....
in your hotel room.  Our first night in Montezuma (a hippy-filled beach town), we stayed on the ground floor of Hotel Amore de Mar, right on the ocean.  Literally.  Right there.  It was gorgeous.  In the middle of the night we were awakened by these adorable, pointy orange and purple crabs trying to climb the corners of the walls.  And there wasn't just one, there were at least six, and they did this all night long.  We'd shoo one out, turn around, and there'd be another one, scurrying across the floor.  They were in the shower, for christ's sake!  We hated those little guys, until the next morning, when we saw them squished on the road, all over the place.  Poor little crabs.
 
3.  Mangoes grow on trees.
I know that I knew that before I went there, but to wake in the morning, walk out on the balcony, and see them just hanging there, all heavy and beautiful, made me so absolutely appreciative of the natural world.  I ate them everyday, and I loved them.  Apparently Howler monkeys sort of love them, because all over the ground there were half eaten mangoes.  Wasteful monkeys.
 
4.  Hippies smell.
Oh wait.  Everyone already knows that.  Ok, how about monkeys are awesome?
 
5.  It is the most beautiful place in the world,
and you will want to go back.

Thanks Holly. Glad to see you've been getting your Indiana Jones on. I'll be in NYC in a few weeks so we must throw it down old school.

Well, that's it for me. Have a great weekend everyone.

Entry #390
Thursday, August 3, 2006

Apparently, it's so hot in Boston right now, the zoos up there are serving frozen blood popsicles to the lions. I mean, how does one go about buying frozen blood anyway?

While in Cleveland last weekend, Ben and Bella from Elephant Stone gave me a copy of Fuel TV's Stuntwood - The Birth, Life and Death of a Skateboard, which, by the way, features many great ES bands on the soundtrack, including The Volta Sound and Daydream Nation. Overall, the movie's great - it's kind of like a Discovery Channel piece on the science of skateboarding, covering everything from how the hard maple gets harvested to how the boards are formed and shaped. Apparently, when people land tricks like, say, a frontside flip down an 8 stair, the pressure upon landing is equal to roughly 20 times the persons weight, which is pretty gnarly. Yes, they actually pay people to study this.

Ok, Ok - I know this is boring to about 98% percent of you but I found it interesting so whatever. Take my word for it - the movie's much better than my weak excuse for a synopsis. I mean, it might not be Snakes on a Plane but then again, what is.

Entry #389
Wednesday, August 2, 2006

Well, I'm feeling pretty good today and have been blasting DMX's I Run S**T at full volume all morning. It might be the feel good hit of the summer bro.

Thanks for the many emails of encouragement that came in regarding yesterday's post. Your support definitely means a lot to me. And just to clear one point up - no, I didn't leave the band because I'm "settling down" or anything. It's got nothing to do with that. As usual, it's full steam ahead here and I've got lots of stuff in the pipeline so stay tuned.

In other "are you like,for real, serious" music news, the Happy Monday's are set to release their first record in 14 years! And no, it will not be entitled Who Ate All The Pies. But if that's not enough, the baddest looking bassist around, The Clash's Paul Simonon is releasing an album entitled The Good, the Bad and the Queen with Damon Albarn of Blur/Gorillaz and the Verve's Simon Tong? What's up with that? Personally, I'm looking forward to hearing both.

Entry #388
Tuesday, August 1, 2006

It's been all over the news today - Castro steps down.

And on that note, I also want to announce that I too have stepped down and will no longer be playing guitar in The Situation. It's been a long five years, equally full of both bad times and good memories but you can only play it safe for so long, holmes and it's time for some new challenges. I would like to thank my friends and family for your love and support over the years, especially Jen A., Laz, Glenn the Shark, Hampton, mighty Nick P., Darren, Justin, Tim Coslar, Ben and Bella Vendetta. And thanks to the many great bands we played with over the years, everyone who let me crash on their floor, the boys in the band and everyone who came out to see us.

Ok, Ok - I know everyone's thinking "Damn, Castro - what's with the PC send off? Where's the dirt? You always promise the dirt?" Well, let's leave the dirt in the grave. If you know me, then this one's not too hard to figure out.

Entry #387
Monday, July 31, 2006

You can tell it's been hot as hell on the east coast 'cause Linda sent two damn letters last week! It's like Do The Right Thing up in this piece! I love it when Linda vents, though, 'cause she pulls no punches. Letters From Linda number 15 - get it while it's hot.

Thanks to everyone who took care of us this weekend during The Situation's Baby Steps Tour, especially the kind folks at the Brillobox and The Belmont, Tait, Ghost City and Ben and Bella Vendetta. Ben and I had a little Centipede battle going on in the Motor City and I'm sorry to say that he took the crown, winning 3 outta 5 rounds. Watch your back, Ben, I'm coming back strong for the rematch!

Gotta run - I think I just heard the sh*t hit the fan.

Entry #386
Friday, July 28, 2006

We'll, I may be in the car with the band on our way to Pittsburgh for tonight's show at the Brillobox but that doesn't mean I'm gonna leave you hanging on a Friday afternoon with no Top Five. I mean, where's the loyalty in that right? So, we're continuing with our "Ladies of The Sitch" motif with this week's post, which comes from the other half of Delaware's Deadliest Sister Combo, Ms. Suzy Doozer. We go way back (like recess and fat crayons, kid!) and I will say she's one of the sweetest people you'll ever be lucky enough to meet. Her taste in men recently might be questionable, but, hey, so's my taste in band mates so who am I to talk? Anyway, on that note - they're all yours Doozer.

Suzy Doozer's Top Five Reasons It's Impossible for Me to Pick My Favorite Member of The Situation:

1. Joe Castro and I go waaay back to before the Sitch was even together. We're both left-handed, and one of these days we're gonna get our movie out: "Shoddy and Half-Assed"  You'd think with a title like that we could crank something out rather easily, but subtitles in brail might take at least another five years to perfect.

2. Jared's the bee's knees and will totally come through for you when you need a vodka tonic or something a little more involved, like a ride from Fishtown to the car dealership so you and your sister don't have to ride with the creepy tow truck guy.  He won't even yell at you when you call him 50 times in the morning, even though both of you have barely slept.  Bonus points for always telling me I look pretty, because of course, flattery will get you everywhere.

3. John Paul and I haven't really gotten to know each other yet, but he's running his campaign pretty well so far.  He winked at me once and addressed me as "sweetie."   I think the drummer being a ladies' man was covered last week, though.

4. Christopher...um...he's getting a classic BMW that I'll look really cute in.  Sike, he also gets me into shows for free.  Oh yeah, and sometimes we snuggle and shit like that.

5. Laz Of course, gone from the band but not forgotten is Laz.  He's awesome. Really a great guy. I ain't got nothin' bad to say about Laz. Except maybe that I don't see him often enough anymore.  Jerk.

Thanks Suzy!

Well, that's it for me. Hopefully, we'll be hitting a rest stop soon for some much needed coffee. Gotta love the turnpike scenery. Have a great weekend everyone!

Entry #385
Thursday, July 27, 2006

Our friends in the Renegade Art Coalition are hosting another artistic blitzkrieg this Saturday night, this time at the famed Rex's Bar in West Chester, PA. The show is a birthday party for the club's owner, Donnie, and will feature new poster art documenting some of the venue's historic shows. I've played Rex's many times, both in Nero and The Situation and have to say it's a great little dive and I mean that with much love and respect. Again, it's this Saturday, July 29th at Rex's Bar, 344 W. Gay Street, West Chester, PA. Great art and cold beer - what more do you want.

Entry #384
Wednesday, July 26, 2006

What, you think you're gonna get an update today? No way bro, 'cause I've got nothing. That's what you get for taking MJC.com for granted.

Ok - if you're really bored, though, you can learn how to breakdance with Mr. T. Pop-n-lock sucka!

Entry #383
Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Get your laugh on - Letters From Linda #14 is here for your summer reading enjoyment.

I spoke too soon - the myspace ban at work is back up and in full force! So, again, if you send any emails through the space, it may take me a little longer to respond. It's not my fault - blame it on the man.

So, if the average thirty-something walks into work one day and starts telling everyone "Hey, guess what? I went snowboarding yesterday," for the most part, people are like, "Cool, man, that's great." The same thing goes for people who surf. Or rollerblade. Or whatever. But if the same average thirty-something comes in talking about going skateboarding, all of a sudden it's all "That's so stupid. Uh, wait, like, how old are you? Shouldn't you grow up?" If someone could please explain that double standard, I'd appreciate it because it makes no sense to me.

Entry #382
Monday, July 24, 2006

The weekend might be over, but there's nothing stopping you from blasting Thin Lizzy's Bad Reputation at full volume and rockin' out. Seriously - I just did and it felt great.

Anyway, I caught a couple of good movies over the weekend, starting with Monster House, which, if you're like me and love Halloween, creepy old haunted houses and old monster movies, you'll dig. It's well written, the dialog is smart and funny and Jason Lee's got a great cameo as the heavy metal stoner boyfriend of the one kid's babysitter. On the downside, though, the ending's a little weak. And don't even get all high and mighty on me with that "Castro's lame 'cause he saw some dumb kids movie BS." because good is good so I don't want to hear it. We also finally saw March of the Penguins which was as excellent as every one's been saying.

In Sitch news, the band is preparing for it's really, really small tour of the mid-west this weekend, which starts at The Brillobox in Pittsburgh Friday night, then heads over to Detroit Saturday for a gig at the Bellmont Bar. After that, we drive home - like I said, bro, it's small, which is why I've nicknamed it "The Baby Steps 2006 Tour ". Next time out, we're shooting for at least four dates so keep your fingers crossed.

Entry #381
Friday, July 20, 2006

Myspace is back up in the workspace - nothing that a quick talk with our IT guy couldn't fix. Damn, I should've been a lawyer.

Anyway, so everyone's heard that old wives tale about drummers getting all the chicks right? Well, bro, we here at MJC.com are here to tell you it's true! For real homeboy. And why shouldn't they? I mean, they're on stage banging those skins with their ape like appendages and whatnot, they deserve a little female attention, right? And we can all forgive them for being whiney and sensitive at times because that's just the burden of creative genius. At least they're not, like, ego maniacs like lead guitarists or anything. So, on that note, this week's Mighty Top Five is dedicated to The Sitch's very own beloved beat master and time keeper,John Paul, and is provided by Philly's reigning Queen of advertising, the very funny and charming Ms. Danielle. Don't hurt him too much D!

Danielle's Top 5 Things I Want To Do To "My Friend" John Paul Travis

1.) Run him over with my 1988 Volvo Wagon in the dark alley of Camac Street at 4am.

2.) Tie his hands and feet together with flexi cups while forcing him to watch Zach Hill play the drums... so he knows what a real drummer should sound like.

3.) Convince him to put his bucket seats back in his truck... because girls really don't want to sit three across.

4.) usmarriagelaws.com.. Forward him this web site since he is so interested in "law"

5.) Kiss and beg him to forgive me for being so cleaver and tell him i truly think he is awesome.

Thanks Danielle - especially for saying that our drummer is awesome. We think so too.

Well, that's all I got. I'm outta here. Have a great weekend everyone.

Entry #380
Thursday, July 20, 2006

Damn, bro - they just banned myspace at my job. So if you email me through there, it may take me a while to get back to you.

Anyway, in response to this past Tuesday's post, Big Bro Tom sent over this link to Loose Change, the controversial film that accuses the US Government of masterminding the 9-11 attacks. All I can say is that it definitely raises some pretty intense questions. Take the time to watch it for yourself and form your own opinions. Something strange is definitely going on, though.

And speaking of movies, on a lighter note, we saw a really good one last night called On A Clear Day, which is about an older Englishman who, after going through some depression following a recent layoff, decides he's going to swim across the English channel. I know what you're thinking - "Oh, Castro's just on some old man comeback kick after watching that Indian motorcycle movie. Next thing you know he's gonna be telling us how he can't wait for Rocky 6" - but it's not like that at all. It's just a nice, solid British movie along the lines of Waking Ned Devine or The Full Monty. I enjoyed it anyway.

OK - tonight, we're gonna rock you tonight - Mojo 13. See you there.

Entry #379
Wednesday, July 19, 2006

The Situation's back at the mighty Mojo 13 in Delaware tomorrow night for another last minute show - this time with Walker Lundee and the recently-much-hyped-on-Philberity, The War on Drugs. Things gets started around 9:00 PM but, if you're smart, you'll get there early so you'll have enough time to stuff your face with free chips and salsa at El Tapatio, which serves the best Mexican Food in the First State and is located next door. And, no, I'm not on their payroll, bro.

Anyway, I've gotten a couple of messages today from people raving about this My Cubicle song, which is a parody of James Blunts "You're Beautiful." You've probably all heard it already since it's making the rounds and everything. Everyone seems to think it's really funny but honestly, I find it a bit sad in a way since it easily sums up the average day for most of my depressed friends and co-workers. I guess it's funny 'cause it's true? I don't know - it could easily be Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now part 2 in my opinion.

Anyway, if you're looking for something funny - watch this. Robin Harris was the man and is still underrated in my book. Rest in peace Robin Harris.

Entry #378
Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Damn, this US vs. John Lennon movie looks really, really good. Can't wait to see it. It comes out in September, I think.

And America: Freedom to Fascism looks great as well but totally scary. It's good to see so many filmmakers stepping up and speaking out though. Lord knows we need it. Things are getting more and more frightening by the minute.

Anyway, if anyone out there has any good news, please send it along.

Entry #377
Monday, July 17, 2006

Attention people: We just found out that The Situation WILL NOT be playing tonight at the Knitting Factory in NYC. Apparently, things fell through at the last minute due to a little lack in communication between the bands, the club and the folks over at XM Satellite Radio who are recording the gig. The man giveth, the man taketh away so what can a brother say? Sorry for the confusion.

Anyway, schroeder CD's are now available from CD Baby - click here and get one 'cause they're so hot they're sweatin'.

So, I met a really cool guy over the weekend named Charlie who recently finished building his own plane from scratch after working on it for over 8 years. It's a small, propeller driven two seater that weighs just over 1000 lbs. The crazy thing is that Charlie's got to be in his mid seventies (at least) and dude's already logged 55 flight hours on the damn thing. Insane. He spent most of his life working as a die and tool man so the guy spends a good part of his day just building his own tools in his basement and occasionally going sailing. Within five minutes you could just tell that this guy's got some stories. He just came off as being a super rad guy. I love meeting older people who are still out there livin' life to the fullest. Look for Charlie's Top Five sometime in the near future - if I can tie him down long enough to get it, that is.

Entry #376
Friday, July 14, 2006

Being the last of the famous international last minute gig bookers, we just found out today that The Situation will be returning to the Big Apple this Monday night to kick things off at the Mazarin/Bloodfeathers show at the Knitting Factory. Details are sketchy right now, but I believe we go on first at 9:00 PM sharp. Personally, I can't wait to get back to NYC and hit Kate's Joint for some grub.

Anyway, did you know that Miles Davis worked as a pimp back when he was strung out in the forties? No joke. Just something to think about.

And speaking of big pimpin', don't forget to get your grill done for the summertime son!

Well, I'm bringing the Mighty Top Five back next week - for real this time. Until then, have a great weekend everyone!

Entry #375
Thursday, July 13, 2006

Alright - remember the other day when I went off about The Situation being all big in Japan and whatnot? Well, I was wrong - that article was actually written in Chinese, not Japanese. Doh! Sorry about the misinformation and everything but, like I said, I couldn't understand one word of it. So, to clear up the air and everything - The Sitch will now become huge in China, which is great because they just opened this beauty over there. It's the world's largest skatepark, bro.

Anyway, let's get serious for a moment people - there's a great little art opening happening tomorrow night in Philly that definitely deserves your time and attention. Entitled Hung Out To Dry, the show features work related to the shore (or, as we from Delaware like to call it - the Beach). The list of artists signed on is really impressive and pretty much represents the cream of the crop of the 215 area. Those involved are Heads of State, Gina and Matt, Jon Krause, Tim Gough, Jude Buffum, Becky Schmidt, Michael Miller, and Lee Eschliman. The party takes place at 7:00 PM, Friday, July 14th at the Chapterhouse Cafe, 620 South 9th Street in downtown Philadelphia. Seriously, it's gonna be really, really good.

Entry #374
Wednesday, July 12, 2006

We've got your hump day (aka Wednesday) entertainment fix right here bro. Letters From Linda Lucky Number 13. is coming to you live and direct.

If you're in Philly this Sunday, you're in luck 'cause The Flaming Lips and De La Soul are playing a free (yes, FREE) show down at Penns Landing. That's right, Me, Myself and I, the whole bit. The gig's sponsored by that most refined of all adult sipping beverages, Southern Comfort, which means the show is 21+ only.

Anyway, hopefully we'll see some of you at the Khyber tonight for the Sitch's show with Electric 6 and Canada's answer to the new hard rock renaissance, Priestess. The Sitch kicks it all off at 8:00 PM.

Entry #373
Tuesday, July 11, 2006

I drove to my mom's crib in DE last night to pick up a lawn mower and, after a good half hour fight between the mower, myself and the tiny trunk of my purple Saturn, I ended up cramming it into the back seat. Since it was still, like, 90 some odd degrees out, I spent the next 40 minutes driving up I-95 north with my windows rolled down, engulfed within the tornado of old grass clippings that was being whipped around inside my car. By the time I got home, I looked like Sigmund the Sea Monster. Seriously. Sometimes, bro, it just pays to have air conditioning.

Anyway, apparently Syd Barrett passed away today. Honestly, I thought he died sometime in the '70s, but what do I know. I'm not really much of a Floyd fan - it's just not my bag, baby. Much respect though.

And in other music news, CBGB's is relocating (toilets, stage and all) to Las Vegas, which, if you ask me, is just a horrible, horrible idea. Before you know it, it'll become the next House of Blues or something. Sometimes it's just better to let a good thing die.

Entry #372
Monday, July 10, 2006

Thanks to everyone who stopped by the Hypno Gallery this past Friday for the art opening. If you missed it, you're in luck because it's still up until August 31st.

Meme Chris Tucker recently posted a few more tracks on his myspace page. Long time Sitch fans will recognize the stripped down version of California, which for years was a live staple of the band's shows.

And speaking of The Situation, we'll be returning to The Khyber on Wednesday for a show with Jared's childhood friends from Detroit, Electric Six. Again, get there early 'cause it will probably sell out.

So, yeah, anyway - not much else going on here. It's summer after all. Feel free to amuse yourselves though with this classic clip - the original trailer for that 60's classic Barbarella. How the academy turned a blind eye to this is anyones guess.

Entry #371
Friday, July 7, 2006

Someone once told me "When you've got nothing to write about, just drop Eddie Murphy's My Girl Wants To Party All The Time." Wise words indeed - gets them every time, bro.

That's all I got today. Sorry, but the weather outside is partly sunny and a breezy 82 degrees so I gotta roll. Just a reminder - if you're in the Garden State tonight, stop by the Hypno Gallery in Moorestown, NJ for the opening of Old Glory - Re-interpretations of the US Flag featuring artwork by John Stango, Quim Cardona, Jude Buffum, Richard Cardona, Marten Maloney, Alison Judah, Joe Castro and others. Should be a good time.

Thanks for reading. Have a great weekend everybody.

Entry #370
Thursday, July 6, 2006

You know, I woke up this morning thinking "Damn, I wish someone would piss Linda off 'cause MJC.com needs some flavor." Sure enough, I checked email this morning and, viola - Letters From Linda Number 12. I don't mean to spoil it or anything but Senator Lieberman gets served! Recognize!

Anyway, I just got word that The Situation will be playing a special, last minute show tonight at the Logan House in Wilmington, DE with The Autumn Affair and Relay. So, if you're in the largest city in the First State tonight, stop by and buy your man some Bombay and tonic.

And speaking of The Sitch, we will be returning to the Khyber this coming Wednesday night for a show with Jared's childhood chums in The Electric Six. Get there early 'cause this one will sell out. Look for the band to hit Pittsburgh, Detroit and Chicago at the end of the month as well. Details to come.

Entry #369
Wednesday, July 5, 2006

For all you wannabe zombies and cannibals out there who might not be down with the hassle and mess of cooking/consuming human flesh, you may be in luck after all. Apparently, the hottest new trend in vegetarian diets is Hufu - the first soy based product to replicate the taste and texture of man meat. And just in time for the summer barbeque season! Take that Ted Nugent.

Anyway, the long awaited Sky Drops EP has finally, er, um...dropped. Pick up your copy here. It's called "Clouds of People" and if it's half as good as their two song sampler, we're all in for a treat. And while you're at it, don't forget to pick up the schroeder greatest hits remixed album, featuring album artwork by Joe Castro.

And we've been in the process of booking more Situation shows - stay tuned for more info.

Entry #368
Friday, June 30, 2006

Here's a nice little review of The Situation's show at the Black Cat a few weeks ago. Oh yeah, your boy's got skillz.

Anyway, next Friday, July 7th, there will be an opening reception for Old Glory - New Art, an exhibition at the Hypno Gallery in Moorestown, NJ featuring reinterpretations of the U.S. Flag by artists such as Stango, Martin Maloney, Richard Cardona, Alison Judah, pro skateboarder Quim Cardona and Joe Castro, among others. Expect the show to cover everything from the patriotic to the political and all things in between. I mean, free wine and cheese - you know the drill son! Seriously, though, it's going to be a great show and I'm honored to be a part of it so check it out if you're in the area. The Moorestown Sun recently ran a nice little piece about it - check it out here.

Well, the Top Five is still on temporary summer hiatus. Look for new episodes next season bro.

And I finally got my copy of Krooked Kronichles and it's excellent. The Gonz is a riot and Dan Drehobl is pretty f-'in sick and skates to Neil Diamond. The second disc comes with tons of great bonus footage, including Gonz's parts from Real to Reel and Kicked Out of Everywhere, which alone makes it worth picking up.

Anyway, that's all I got - have a great weekend everybody.

Entry #367
Thursday, June 29, 2006

If you buy a brand new house and the first night you're there, the front door knob breaks off in your hand - is that like, bad luck or something? I mean, isn't that how The Money Pit started?

Anyway, for those not in the know, we purchased a new crib yesterday. At settlement, the seller stood up, wished us luck and said "In my family we have a tradition." He then proceeded to whip out a can of salt ("so that your life will always have flavor"), a bottle of wine ("so you will always taste the fruit of your labors") and a loaf of bread ("so you will never go hungry"). Honestly, it was one of the classiest and genuinely nicest things any stranger's ever done for us and it makes me happy to know that there are still friendly and caring people out there. Seriously, it was very touching. So hats off to you, Mr and Mrs. Smith - thank you for everything and best of luck to you and your family.

Entry #366
Wednesday, June 28, 2006

The Sitch big in Japan? Don't laugh, kid - it's coming. We're taking it all the way to ichiban. Actually, if anyone can translate that text for me, I'd greatly appreciate it. I'd love to know what the kids over there are saying.

Entry #365
Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Everybody thought I was just talking smack but I finally broke down and cancelled my cable service. I pretty much blew the rep's mind when I told her my reason for canceling was that there's nothing good on, which was followed by a rant about how the last few seasons of The Real World have been boney. But Castro, you ask, "What about The Sitch's track being used on MTV and all that." We'll, my brother, that's why it's good to have friend's with Tivo.

Anyway, I'll just have to waste more time on the internet watching funny clips like this one, sent over by the OG himself, Scott Shaw. Word yeah heard. And, yes, I did see Gleaming the Cube in the theater - honesty don't scare me.

We got another decent review for The Situation - people seem to really love Latchkey Kids, myself among them. And, no, I didn't play any of the guitars on that track.

Entry #364
Monday, June 26, 2006

Well, hell must've froze over 'cause The Sitch is on the MTV website. TRL can't be too far behind, eh? Is this why we're never asked to play R5 shows?

Speaking of R5, if you're in Philadelphia tonight, they're hosting a free screening of the new Minutemen documentary, We Jam Econo at the First Unitarian Church on Chestnut Street between 22nd & 21st. If you're unfamiliar with the band, they wove together everything from punk to funk to country, then back to punk again. And they were as intense as they were original as they were political. Seating is limited to the first 50 people so get there early. There's free pizza and drink, kiddies - need I say more?

Entry #363
Friday, June 23, 2006

We watched The World's Fastest Indian last night and it was damn good. Definitely check it around your birthday or if you're feeling old or whatever. It'll get you more psyched then Coccon ever did.

Word on the streets is that the long awaited schroeder greatest hits remixed album has finally dropped. Presently, you can get the album by contacting the band through their myspace page, but it will be available through CD Baby in the not so distant future. Did I mention that the album design was done by yours truly? And the mixes? They sound damn good. If you've never heard of the band before, they're kind of like The Monkees covering My Bloody Valentine with a bit of the ole' Madchester thrown in for good measure. I love 'em - they were one of my favorite bands growing up and I definitely stole a lick or too off that smart ass guitarist. So pick up a copy of the disc and help a brother out - Nick's got a new pad up in Harlem he's got to pay for and there's a bun in the oven to match. Congrats on both Nick!

Anyway, the top five is temporarily on summer vacation. As for myself, I was just told I have to take the next week and a half off 'cause I have too much vacation time saved up so look me to be hitting the local skateparks between now and the fourth of july. Here's an old school jam to help start your summer off right. And don't front - you used to rock the Fat Boys back in the day. Why the Beach Boys don't include this in their greatest hits packages is beyond me, bro.

That's all I've got - have a great weekend everybody. Rakim'll say peace.


Entry #362
Thursday, June 22, 2006

Corrine over at Plug in Music just posted a few photos from last Sunday's benefit at the Khyber. Check them out here. And yes, I did jack that helmet from The Mystechs during their set while they sang that song about Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.

A Ramones Musical? Are you kidding me? Johnny Ramone must be spinning in his grave right now.

Entry #361
Wednesday, June 21, 2006





No time for updates - I'm off to go skating. Today's your day - go out and get some.

Entry #360
Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Adidas just released a hot new skate shoe featuring artwork by Evan Hecox - peep them here homeboy and get 'em quick 'cause they won't last long.

Speaking of skating, in celebration of Go Skateboarding Day, the Wilmington Skate Project and Kinetic Skateboard shop will be hosting a Push For The Plaza skate jam at the Wilmington Riverfront / Shipyard Shops Parking lot off of I-95 in Delaware tomorrow afternoon. The event runs from high noon to 5PM and will include a Best Trick Contest so bring it if you got it.

Entry #359
Monday, June 19, 2006

Thanks to everyone who made it out to see the Sitch this weekend on our little run of PA/DE shows. Extra special thanks to the guy who stripped down to his tighty-whities, sprayed aquanet on his crotch and lit his meat and two veg ablaze. What a way to break the boredom.

Anyway, here are some photos from Saturday's Philebrity Beach House party, which were posted on their website and taken by Lauren Eileen. If you weren't there, you missed out.

Entry #358
Friday, June 16, 2006

Damn, Jigga-man's boycotting Cristal? What's next - is Ice Cube gonna boycott Smith and Wesson?

The folks over at Delaware Online did a nice little piece on The Sitch's Mojo 13 gig. Click here, then click on "90 Second Weekend", then click on music, then sit back and enjoy. Then get in your car, hop on your bike, skateboard or however you like to roll and head on over to the show tonight. It's just that simple.

So I've been getting a lot of emails lately from people asking how my cat's been doing after getting half her tail amputated. Well, I'm not one to try and, you know, speak for other people or anything so this week's Mighty Top Five comes from little Ms. Nine Lives herself, my favorite feline and yours, the one and only, Ms. Chloe AKA Trainwreck.

Chloe Trainwreck's Top Five Benefits of Having Half Your Tail Cut Off.

1. Instant street cred.  Hey - 50 Cent got shot nine times.  I got my tail cut off so I'm not sweating it either.  Look for my album "This Cat's Outta The Bag" to drop late this summer, ya heard me!

2. Sympathy, Sympathy, Sympathy.  Look - I gained three pound since going on the chopping block.  If you don't think I'm livin' large off the four star sympathy treatment, think again.  I get treats like teenagers get pimples.

3. Guy's get a better view of my "shinny penny" Mix-A-Lot said it best - "You like big butts and you can not lie."

4. Less to groom.  Contrary to popular belief, I don't wake up looking this pretty.  It takes time and the wear and tear on the tongue speaks for itself.

5. Can you say "handicapped parking"?

Thanks Chloe. And just remember - the litterbox, not the rug. Word.

Well, that's all I got. Try and catch The Situation this weekend on our 2006 No Sleep Till Bedtime Tour of the greater Delaware Valley (check Tuesday's post below for details). Have a great weekend everyone.

Entry #357
Thursday, June 15, 2006

We found out yesterday that The Lilys will be the surprise headliner at Saturday's Philebrity Beach House party. It's their only area show before leaving for a tour of the west coast so don't sleep on this one. Saturday, Saturday, Saturday!

If you're looking for something to do in Philly tonight, though, there's a free showing of Stacey Peralta's classic documentary Dogtown and Z-Boys down at the Schuykills Banks. The film starts at dusk under the Walnut Street Bridge. Bring a hoagie and a blanket.

Anyway, I'd love to meet you there but myself - well, I'm heading down to Atlantic City with Jared to catch Rakim's set at the House of Blues. Can you say "VIP section?" I can. Word - you know how we roll son!

And just a reminder - don't forget to visit Pitchfork where you can download The Situation's Amoralia for free! It'll only be available for another week so get it or regret it.

Entry #356
Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Well, it's Flag Day in the good ole' US of A. Yup - that's about as exciting as it gets here today.

Entry #355
Tuesday, June 13, 2006

In an unprecedented move to conquer the Delaware Valley on all fronts musically, The Situation will be play THREE shows this weekend in 215 and 302 area codes. That's right - Three gigs, three days. We're taking it to the people! Viva le proletariat! Get your fill of The Sitch at the following locals:

Friday, June 16th @ Mojo 13 with Smash Palace and Autumn Affair! 1706 Philadelphia Pike, Wilmington, DE 19809. Things get started at 9:00 PM. Booyah!

Saturday June 17th @ The Philebrity Beach House Party! with Prowler, Our Kid and the Last Love DJs. 3-8 PM. As I'm told, there will be:

1. baby pools.
2. pony-sized ice cold beers.
3. amazing music of many kinds.

I believe this one's all ages, all hipsters but don't quote me on that one. It's at 1021 Hancock Street in Northern Liberties (between Front and Second, Girard and Laurel)

And last but certainly not least, Sunday June 18th @ The Khyber. This show is a party to celebrate the 5th anniversary of PlugInMusic.com! All proceeds will benefit Philadelphia Fight - a comprehensive AIDS service organization providing primary care, consumer education, advocacy and research on potential treatments and vaccines. Also performing are Sixfifteens, PB Army & Mystechs. Things get started around 8:00PM at56 S. Second Street, Philadelphia, PA. If you can only make it to one show this weekend, this is the one to hit because it's for a really worthy cause.

And for those of you not in the north eastern US, feel free to spend your weekend peeping these mid-90's skate clips off of Guy Mariano's site. He's got classic Gino, Penny, Lotti, Keenan and so much more.

Entry #354
Monday, June 12, 2006

Man, Macca really knows how to pick 'em, huh.

Anyway, people are always asking me "Castro, Why do you insist on livin' in the burbs, man." Well, let me put it to you this way: this past Saturday night I went to my local park and sat under the stars while an Elvis impersonator sang the king's greatest hits, backed only by a karaoke CD, to a throng of admires that included the young and old, the rich and the poor. I'm sorry, but you can't get that kind of culture in center city - not for free, anyway. It was a strange and beautiful thing.

Speaking of Philly though, congrats to it's most under-celebrated star athlete, Bernard Hopkins, who annihilated Antonio Tarver on Saturday night, becoming the undisputed light heavyweight champion. Supposedly he's retiring with an impressive 47-4-1 record. And in a town that's so starved for some sort of sports championship (Eagles, Philles, etc.) they can't even give this guy, who is arguably one of the greatest middleweight boxers of all time, the props he deserves? The man deserves a champion's parade. He's only been on top for over a decade.

Entry #353
Friday, June 9, 2006

In response to yesterday's post about the, um, crotch rockets - Bullette sent along this link to the first airbag designed to protect the family jewels, which means you won't have to wear those homemade bubble-wrap boxers anymore.

These guys are my new heroes because they run like Forrest Gump on crack. No Joke. Honestly, though, they're pretty amazing. Definitely watch the whole clip 'cause it's worth it.

If you're in Philly on Saturday, make an effort to stop by In Liquid's Art For The Cash Poor, featuring artwork by MJC.com favorites like Becky Schmidt and Gina and Matt. All work is being sold for under $200 and you can't beat that with a bat.

Well, it's summer time, which means extreme heat and afternoons spent in air conditioned living rooms starring at the boob tube and, as usual, MJC.com's got you covered. So, get your Netflix account up and running as you peep this week's Mighty Top Five, courtesy of my good friend, Sarah. We go way back, which means she's from Delaware which means she's trouble. She's got great taste in movies though, and once came over to my house years ago to watch one with her sister and I ran out of paper towels, so the three of us had to share one towel as we ate greasy pizza. I know that's a pretty bad social faux paus and what not but cut me some slack 'cause I was young and poor. They still don't let me live it down. Anyway, enough rambling - here's the true queen of the silver screen and one of the coolest women I know, Ms. Sarah! Action!

Sarah's Top Five Movies to Re-Visit This Summer

5. Weekend at Bernies Andrew McCarthy and Jonathan Silverman really made such a great comedic pair. As I write this, I'm giggling to myself over the scene in which they first make Bernie walk. Where have those guys BEEN, anyway?

4. The NeverEnding Story Bastian. Atreyu. Falkor. The Childlike Empress (whatever her name is!). They all mi