Sorry for all the negativity and “hating” yesterday – extreme post chocolate sugar crash. You understand, don’t you?

Man, how worried must Ja Rule be right now? Those sweet ballads of his should go over very well with his new roommates.

So, I don’t have any famous friends, but some of my friends make out with famous people! That’s got to count for something, right?

If this guy called your website “gay,” would you be offended? Nah, me neither. I’m sure he meant it as a compliment. The way he sits with his hands on his hips, he’s ready for the run-way.

Speaking of Judas Priest, This is METAL!