Does the fear of being shocked by 775,000 volts make you run like hell? If so, then maybe you’re up for a game of Stun Gun Tag? Just like the tag you played in your school yard, only with the added adrenaline rush that only superior self-defense technology can provide. If you’re down, drop me a line. We play only by the light of the full moon.

Oh, yeah, papa’s got a brand new bag! Does life get any sweeter?

I spent last night “spanning time” with Buffalo ‘66 on DVD. I love that movie. Great cinematography and well acted. Vincent Gallo and Christina Ricci both shine in this one. So, before everyone tells me what a piece of artsy-fartsy crap it was, please keep in mind that I don’t care. I saw it already and don’t need your review!