Last week I read that drinking coffee is good for you because it prevents liver cancer. Today, though, I read that coffee is now bad for you because it can put a strain on your heart. What’s the deal? Life can be so confusing sometimes. And what the hell’s up with coffee enemas, anyway?
Nick’s been jumping up and down for the past ten minutes because he got something back from the printer with a mistake and it wasn’t his fault. You go boy. It’s your world, I’m just in it.
D$ just told me that Morrissey has been ranked #9 in Maxim’s Top Ten Male Virgin list, barely beating out Clay Aikin. Go Mozzer!
Yeah, so, today’s update sucks but what can you do. It’s snowing outside, it’s Thursday, and I don’t feel like being here either.