If you’re looking for the perfect house warming gift for the person who has everything, get them this! Especially if you’re jealous of the rich bastard.

Happy 29th birthday to former Delaware resident now Colorado hellraiser Captain Chaos! Don’t worry – I didn’t get you the aforementioned gift. Actually, I haven’t gotten anything yet because I’m a slacker. Sorry!

andrewMoeNot only is Andrew Conway an actor as well as a self proclaimed “Tango God,” but he also bears a strange resemblance to a certain sud-slinging cartoon character. Catch him in, “Fingerbanging” which is in the film section of this site. And, no, it’s not “that” kind of film, gutter-brain.

Bozo the Clown has a posse. He must be taking a cue from Andre the Giant or something. Either way, he’s down with Captain Kirk so step off!