If JP asks if you have any good photos of him, don’t worry – they’re not for online dating or anything. He just needs a few good shots of himself for his new home. Besides, friendster isn’t really online dating. It’s more like virtual swinging, right? I wouldn’t send one of those photos to Vincent Gallo though – it doesn’t sound like he’d appreciate it very much. Anyway, here’s a very hetro-looking photo of the man himself. Drool on, ladies.

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Speaking of photos, here’s another good idea that never lived up to it’s potential.

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What do you mean it looks like steel wool down there? Rock the Cradle, indeed.

Talk If you’re thinking about making a vodka and cranberry with juice that’s been fermenting in your fridge since October of 2004 – take it from Nick – it’s not a good idea. He hasn’t been right since. The last time I saw him this ill was when I forced him listen to The Streets for a few hours.