While flipping through the channels last night I caught a few minutes of American Idol. I don’t get it – how the hell is this show still on the air? Do we really need another outlet for horribly bland pop music? And what the hell was Gene Simmons doing there? The god of Thunder? and Rock-n-Roll? At least put on the make-up you money whoring bastard! And that Ryan guy is way too annoying. He’s like a second rate Carson Daley who was a third rate Dick Clark wannabee – shouldn’t his 15 minutes be up by now? I’d pick Strange Love over that mess any day of the week. Flavor Flav!

Anyway, would you trust this guy with your website?